Just Your Average Pink Fox February 5, 2011 by Chrissie Okay, I know that I said that this blog would be about Pete and I’s trip down to the delicious ‘Old Smokey’ to do a bit of fancy filming, for my old (yet hopefully new again) home ITV2. However, it seems that instead of getting up early enough, to write the blog the way i truely would like it to run. (Which is well.) I opted for rolling around half naked with a human in my belly, with these bizarre ‘what seemed like’ period pains occuring in my lower half. For a Kitty cat that couldn’t quite possibly wait to ‘bring on the birth’…i sure as hell was TERRIFIED. (You can tell when i’m actually really terrified, because i go all quiet and do a wide eyed DOLLY face of terror.) I really thought that at that point my waters were about to come a flooding…yet weirdly i woke up 3 hours later, with my Blackberry reading 7.05am and with golden rose hair pins on my bedside and a pink ‘Bible’ by my side. (Just reading a Tweet from @GaryPonty again. I enjoy reading Tweets ABOUT ME, that are written to others! It says…‘@rigbissimo @chrissiewunna Chrissie is always generous with me. She likes to get me pissed on Rose wine n perform high kicks in trendy bars.’ ) I enjoy the important, classy, impact that i make upon the lives of the masses. FYI…I really did love that night in Leeds. Hellooo Pink Pound. You love it! I WILL tell you that the ITV2 filming blog is coming to you, this evening. I just need to make sure I get it exactly right…as you’re all eagerly waiting a bit of decent Glamour Pussy reporting. Best.Day.Ever. (Totally had my preggo boobs out at one point. 🙂 Nothing changes. Even if i try to jump off the ungracefully elevator of ‘Look at Me.’) Today, i’m off for a bit of lovely shopping in Doncaster, with my mum, who’s about to sizzle up and pick up her almost ready to *pop* daughter, from Loverboy’s in a black Mercedes and an ‘I’m gonna be a Grandma’ wist of excitement in her eyes. Aww…! I have a GREAT MUM! We’re going to Doncaster today, because we usually do every weekend. It’s our ‘Quality‘ time. I’m about to have a bambino. My Mums about to fly to Burma for a couple days. (I know dodgey timing much.) We need this time together and simply to keep me earthed. Loverboy is satying at home and teaching the youth of Pontefract to drive. (That’s what he does by the way. You can often see me chugging along in a black and orange BSM car! 🙂 ) Then he’s informed me that he intends to clean the whole place up from top to bottom. How Cinderella of him? Infact i had a conversation with my friend Lisa yesterday, that went a bit like this! (God, i can’t believe how much my non working preggo legs ache!) Chrissie: ‘You look like a low budget Cinderella.’ Lisa: ‘I know right! I don’t know why i got given Vanilla flavoured shakes..when i asked for banana?’ Chrissie: ‘It’s almost as if you’re stacking up a vending machine and wishing you could go to Quest, (crappy local nightclub,) with your ugly ‘bitches.’ Lisa: ‘Erm yeah… Quest…so when are you going onmaternity leave?’ 🙂 Got to go! Pete’s getting all mad at me for taken ages, when he has a meeting to go to. Hope to see you in Doncaster today!