I didn’t break my vow of celebacy last night, so ‘in your face’ lovers!! Will power much? Read a comment from one of my below blogs. The last time i made a vow of celebacy, My LA friend ‘DK’ (A man who actually saved my life, even though i accidentally almost burnt his home down) bet that i would break it in 1 week. I broke it in 24 hours, with a Bodyguard, who had a penis extention and guarded the Body of Britney Spears!! (Hilarious!) I cried over that penis! Then gobbled it up for dinner.
Woke up this morning, cuddled in my princess sheets, lent on my Blackberry… accidentally called Vegas. Then randomly recieved a magical ‘voice message’ BBm from Gay Adam who is concindentally in Vegas, which was basically *club noise,* followed by ‘Boom Boom Pow’ and a ‘I love you! I miss you Chrissie.’ I love that people party all over the world, stumble, get trashed and the first thing they thing about is Me. Me! Me! ME! (I’m having an Orange Ribena. ‘Lashes’ has got me hooked on them. I’d rather be hooked onto something else. Purrr, purr wink…) Yeah he’s not a fan of the celebacy vow. And believes it makes our relationship ‘pointless.’ (LOL.) I told him he could dry hump my leg, until he got fuzzy headed…I’d pat him on his back, tell him ‘I love him ,’ then we’d all be ‘Cool Like Fonzi!’
Just so you know, it is true that when you have sex with someone on top of the sheets…bad luck will occur. I did recently and well, bad shit happened my lovelies. Don’t tempt fate. Play with flowers not fire. I have to go, coz i need to curl my hair. I curled it before i went to bed last night, because i felt more like a ‘Ninja’ and less like a ‘Pussy Purr.’ I actually couldn’t bare having bad hair, that i curled it to watch tv in. Tragic!! Hahaha…
Other than that, it’s (drum roll please….) MY DAY OFF! Woohoo! Therefore i’m meeting my sex slave Samuel (J Hextall) aka ‘Paris Hiltons British best friend,’…for a bit of chicken and rice, at ‘Nandos ‘ in Camden for lunch. (If he remembers?) He tells me he has ‘news!!’ I’m excited. I likey!!!
A boy is trying to currently woo me on Facebook, by posting videos of ‘love’ on my wall. I don’t know him, i just know he’s called ‘Leon .’ The first one was of a neon ‘heart’ pounding to techno music. (Hahahahaha…genius! And a bit too long.) The second (there had to be a 2nd as i shunned his 1st attempt,) was of him being a ‘Ku Fu Master !’ OMG! Greatness! I was actually rather impressed. I mean it made me piss myself and it wasn’t meant to. But anytime i’m laughing, i’m happy! It’s a good thing. Watch it on my wall! Funny stuff! He basically, kicks and flies, and tumbles all over the place…In a gym, on a road, infront of Drag Queens. AMAZING! (It’s one way to pull A Wunna.)
CHICKEN AND RICE!!!!!
I LOVE YOU…..over rice!!