I didn’t break my vow of celebacy last night, so ‘in your face’ lovers!! Will power much? Read a comment from one of my below blogs. The last time i made a vow of celebacy, My LA friend ‘DK’ (A man who actually saved my life, even though i accidentally almost burnt his home down) bet that i would break it in 1 week. I broke it in 24 hours, with a Bodyguard, who had a penis extention and guarded the Body of Britney
A boy is trying to currently woo me on Facebook, by posting videos of ‘love’ on my wall. I don’t know him, i just know he’s called ‘Leon.’ The first one was of a neon ‘heart’ pounding to techno music. (Hahahahaha…genius! And a bit too long.) The second (there had to be a 2nd as i shunned his 1st attempt,) was of him being a ‘Ku Fu Master!’ OMG! Greatness! I was actually rather impressed. I mean it made me piss myself and it wasn’t meant to. But anytime i’m laughing, i’m happy! It’s a good thing. Watch it on my wall! Funny stuff! He basically, kicks and flies, and tumbles all over the place…In a gym, on a road, infront of Drag Queens. AMAZING! (It’s one way to pull A Wunna.)
CHICKEN AND RICE!!!!!
I LOVE YOU…..over rice!!