Introducing the ‘Fan Phone’ Bitches

Okay! If you’ve been following my Twitters, (You sexy slaggamuffins.) You will know that just recently my days have been littered with prank calls. I don’t mind a good prank call. I think it’s quite ballsy to be sat at home, fiddling with their ‘privates,’ nibbling on a Galaxy smooth and then deciding to pester The Wunna with nonsense, simply for kicks. I’m an okay person to prank call, simply because as long as you’re not a (how can i put this) CUNT, i’m going to play along and laugh AT you. I do however get mad at myself half way through because i can NEVER guess who it is…EVER and probably because i don’t know you in real life, (Lol) which does make it kinda hard. (Oh-er..and i am refering to my girthy penis.)

The last one i got was 2 days ago, late afternoon and from a boy with a scouser accent pretending i had met him and claiming to be called ‘Tommy tank’ with his friend ‘Jimmy.’ He started off pranking me with the usual, ‘i love your pictures, do you do girls, do you like anal, i fancy my geography teacher and do you like little 15 yr old boys in school uniform.’ Then it just turned into us all just pissing ourselves at each other. ‘Tommy Tank’ who sounded like a gay Ray Quinn, actually liking me, being wise enough to call me AMAZING and ended the conversation believeing he really was going to talk to me again. Foolish!!!!

Therefore to stop all this delicious jiggery pokery. (Not that i mind it, at all…as i don’t. I just want you to know that it’s oaky for you to actually talk to me, without having to go through the inconvenience of ‘pranking’ me.) I’m introducing the ‘Chrissie Wunna Fan Phone.’ (Yeah Bitches.) Where i will be putting up a number and letting you tramps phone me. It’s gonna be one of those things that i will definitely regret after about 2 days, but fuck it, it’s better than most of the shite i’ve put myself through…gang bang much? (Awful experience.)

Fan Phone: (and it’s not turned on yet, because i have a sore throat and currently feeling fat and ugly. And it’s my day off, you trollops)  07947694723

32 thoughts on “Introducing the ‘Fan Phone’ Bitches”

  1. sweet ones i will bell u later on then me old china u got a sexy accent from what i remeber from the paris thing u ok chrissie

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