Morning my Little Treats of ‘Far too sexual.’ I’m up, i’m groomed, it’s 7.29am…and i can actually see. Like i’m not even remotely hungover or anything. Victory!! (I’m sure this means i can have wine for brekkie.) I’m absolutely devastated today because my tan failed to work, therefore if you see me roaming the busy streets, in diamantes…don’t be too shy to
St Tropez spritz Me Bitches. *Hair to the toss-strut-strut- wave at fan*
Okay, now, i’m on my way to do a baby interview in a good old Yorkshire town, where i am far too much for them to handle. Yet i enjoy it because they treat me like i’m Godly. Then i am hopping on a train to London, after a brief meeting where i believe i just nod and smile and i’ll be IN London for a BIG meeting where negotiations, contracts and all other rather exciting things will occur…with what most decent people of the world call ‘LUNCH.’ (I call it a cocktail.)
After this meeting, i’ll be training it right back onto Northern soil, because i am drinking to tend to with ‘Loverboy,’ who’s taking me out for a bit of ‘oooh laa.’ I was on the phone to him last night, being delicious and Va Voomy. We were so mushy mushy this time…which means we’re getting used to each other. (I like that!) I mean balance is everything…and i’ll beable to get him drunk and feel him up this evening. Woohoo! Loverboy is actually already getting fan mail from all you yummy girls & gays and it’s cute…it makes him *blush.* I’m gonna try and get him into bed tonight…not to hump him, but to strip him down and Twitpic pictures of him for all you hungry eyes to see. He’s far too shy for all that, which leaves more attention for ME!!!!!
Got to go! Love you lots. My makeups gone all wrong today and IFive m FUCKING burnt my crotch!! Five minutes ago, i moved my straighteners and then sat in the exact place where they were laid. OUCH!!! Great, so now i have a burnt vagina, and i’m hoping to get ‘busy’ tonight. Not hot! He’ll think i have herpes! Glamour Puss. *Wink*