About to got out for Halloweeeny! Last night i was a
‘slutty sparrow’ and according to the Urban Dicitionary I looked like the ‘ And i’ll give’em that because anytime the word ‘ pubic area of a virgin.’ VIRGIN‘ and Chrissie Wunna’ come into the same sentence, i feel pretty proud. Like it’s a sick achievement of some sort. I’m just doing everything backwards. I was born a ‘hussy’ but i’ll end up all ‘Pure‘ and whatnot. ( She searches for her Chastity belt, in her drawer of magic dildo.)
Anyway, my night with ‘ Superman’ went well. Didn’t really live up to his title, but we had a lot in common, with the whole Hollywood thing etc… Did a few bars, then went to his friends house party, where the dearest folk were very excited to meet me. Now i think about it, he kinda did look like Dean Cain…and when i asked him what he was going to do with me. He replied,’ I’m going to parade you around my friends & boast that your off the telly, then use you as a trophy so that i can feel more MAN about myself.’
I replied with a ‘ Wow, sarcasm’ll get you everywhere!’ Then HE replied with an (i’m not used to so much replying) ‘ Hahaha…I loved it! Brave boy! I couldn’t help myself so I said, Oh really? I heard wine and a penis enlargement would!’ ‘You don’t know what you’re getting yourself into??’ And what did my darling little man of ‘super’ say, ‘ Honey, i’ve read the blog…i do.’ Quite a confident, latin looking man. I can’t believe i was flirty witting him dressed as a ‘Baby Bird.’ This is not how you meet the man of your dreams? Well i guess it’s quite ‘Disney.’
Anyway, i am going out tonight, but i’m not dressing up, as i did that already and the cold is far too much for me. Hahah..! I’m slightly over Halloween, it’s been done, next, what else have you got for me ‘Life’…lets get to the fireworks part, so i can’t start setting things on fire and watching them burn. I am foolishly going to trick people, then ‘treat’ them (ooh la la) …all night (long.) Winky Wink. Resident sex kitten here! Lock up your sons. (As if..i’m not bothered.)
I like ‘ Superman‘ quite a great deal. He’s Hollywood, he’s fun, he’s hot and well what i’m used to. But he’s actually from Long beach…which i do find quite misleading as there’s really nothing too ‘long’ about him. (lol.) I’m loving being ‘single and fabulous’ and spazzing my money on delicious girly delights and going on lots of dates. I’ve worked hard all day. Did a shoot and a couple interviews and well just so you know, my costume consisted of, a tiny sized bum skirt made up of actual bird feathers, with birdy feathers taped onto and around my boobs, a little line of them, trickling down my stomach and well a baby beak on my head, with heels, diamond earrings and my brown Louis Vuitton bag! Yeah bitches! I did kinda run around with a giant white sheet on my head, pretending ot be a ghost. But really it’s more mentally ill, than it is scary. I looked like a condom. It’s something sexy or NOTHING!
Hope you have a wonderful Halloween! As i twittered earlier….DO something for it, and don’t just sit at home eating coleslaw. I have children shouting at my window, and drunks shouting at my boobs. Do i just wave? Or do the ‘pretend i’m not in’ thing?