Halloween, Dates and Sarcasm


About to got out for Halloweeeny! Last night i was a ‘slutty sparrow’ and according to the Urban Dicitionary  I looked like the ‘pubic area of a virgin.’ And i’ll give’em that because anytime the word ‘VIRGIN‘ and Chrissie Wunna’ come into the same sentence, i feel pretty proud. Like it’s a sick achievement of some sort. I’m just doing everything backwards. I was born a ‘hussy’ but i’ll end up all ‘Pure‘ and whatnot. (

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