Emotional spring clean

Today, i’m tending to kitten like behaviour, winking at strangers, getting yelled at my footie players, being asked out by Trainers, and addicted to cookie crumble oatmeal and noodles. I actually oddly feel quite ‘sexy’ today…and want to be romanced by a man…any man…well a hot one..well no not any man, a decent one. And i’m loving Calum Best’s new tattooage. It’s on his twitter. Go have a peeky.

My boobies, my ‘spice rack,’ the girls,’ the ‘bitches’ are acheing for some rather awful reason, and i’m really wanting a drinky, but i have a 7.15am call time for filming tomorrow (Miss.Romance) and a car picking me up at that merry time. What would Wunna do-do? Oh and I was chipperly asked today by a young dandy, that if a girl says ‘Maybe’..does it mean ‘Maybe?’ Well as far as i know, ‘Maybe‘ means ‘No.‘ 🙂 I’m good at saying ‘No’..it was my first ever word, as a child. But some girls let you down a bit more lightly, hence out pops the ‘Maybe?’ If the girl wants to date you, she WILL say ‘Yes,’ never ‘Maybe.’ (We can’t help it.)And i guess you’re never gonna know, unless you ask her right? Now, i’m a ballsy girl, but in the last few months, i’ve refused to make first moves on boys, coz i want someone brave enough to beable to be forward. You know, if somethings ‘going on’ or not. You just do and if you don’t…you should.

Anyway, heres a little girl talk for you:

Maybe: NO                                      Fine, go on: YOU BETTER not

We need: I WANT                         Do what you want: You will pay for this later

I am sorry:  U will be sorry        We need to talk: You’re in trouble

I am not upset: I’m extremely upset you dickhead.

Oh and girls MEN are a lot more simplier than you think, there really isn’t that much code, apart from when they’re playing you. 🙂 Just tell them what to do…and usually they’ll listen. Add ‘sexy’ to that ‘tell them’ and he’ll be yours forever. 😉 Don’t be afraid to make sure they KNOW what you want! (*seductively struts out & beckons*)