Hey, my delightful licks of deliciousness! How’s ya Friday feeling?? Can you smell the weekend seducing you? Is it tickling at your toes? Or are you already in a beer garden, making people at work (like moi) very jealous! 🙂 *Hair toss, hip bump.*
Y’know, when you need 2 nights of early nights…that’s what I need. I’m soooooooooooooooooo tired. Lol. I just want a holiday and to be out in the forest, the luxury of woodland hot tubbing, with a champers and in ultimate peace! And even though i’m having a ‘fat day’ (i do feel chubby and old today,) I’m wistfully craving the finer things in life….which as we know is something that I ADORE. There’s nothing like a touch of class, a dazzle of luxury…a bit of ‘ooh laa.’
Anyway, y’know how i told you that my inbox decided to be quiet and the world was at one again…IT GOT BUSY…and really late, so my little kitten eyes couldn’t handle it. I’m tired. Now, i’m not sure if it was because all guys decided to be up late last night, or because they had seen my ‘cocktail in a can’ picture…but again…they went for it!
I spoke to Cloughey…he’s always lovely and has just got back from drinks by a local river, after a day of suit buying. (I told him that i had stalked his pictures…and I had. 🙂 I mean, t’s what we all do…you’re not human, if you’re not stalking people’s photos.. 🙂 Unfortunately, i’m stupid enough to tell him. *Cringe.*
My old school friend and Mayfair ‘hangerouter’ popped by my cyberland space to say ‘hello,’ as he can’t possibly believe that i haven’t found a man to take care of me and my little ones. ‘Ponte Daz’…went for it. Now, he’s been going for it for the last week…and opposite to most…he has taking the very brave and very forward approach. He’s not terrified of me at all. He’s juiced! However…his forwardness did infact terrify me at first…Lol…well not terrify me, it just made me think that all he wanted was to bone me and that was it, his agenda, his hoopla! It seems now…that underneath all that and if I look passed the ‘show’ and the bravado…he actually likes me…and would potentially wish for more. (Yet, in m mind, i’m just very aware that he’s just suffered a heartbreak..and i think he needs to heal from that before he bedsurfs…but on the whole great guy. Funny. Not funny like Cloughey, as Cloughey’s a bit more intricate. But more ‘clown like’ slapstick…’high fiving’ funny. Did that make sense?
There were other boys, but i was really too tired to reply. I was ready for bed by then and i couldn’t deal with normal chitter. A guy that i know from years back when i was married to Keiran, who i bump into all the time after work at the supermarket…a couple of others i didn’t know and then Chris from London, who sent me a ‘charm’ on Happn. He’s from London but works back and forth with a client in Leeds…so he’s in and out of Yorkshire…on business..work….trains. He’s newly stepped in to say ‘hi’…and when i say ‘new,’ I mean fresh into Wunna land…by hours! But he’s lovely and NORMAL. Yipppeee! He did think i was an escort at first, which is alarming. Lol. (I am the opposite…you’d ask for a refund.) However, after finding my blog, reading my blog, he labelled me a ‘genius.’
You see, guys can find my blog and read all about me, learn all about me and come at me, with their ‘love game.’ They get revision notes and everything. I don’t get to do that…so it’s totally unfair. *Princess paddy here.* Hahaha. Its much easier not knowing, as i can just be myself. Lol. However, i will say that if a guy hasn’t got to know me personally, or doesn’t know me personally, it puts them at a disadvantage…as they will organize their approach simply on what they are reading…and yes it is ME…it’s all about me…Yet i get to control what you read and what you don’t. 🙂 And not only am i clever (Lol..had to get that in there) but there is a lot more too me that my little bloggy ‘tipper tapper.’
Happy Friday to gorgeous beasts!