Guys are either Princes or Frogs. A frog’s a frog…a Prince is a Prince and we as girls each decide whether our ‘choice’ in ‘Loverboy’ is a Prince or a Frog. Right? So you can’t make a Prince a frog and you can’t turn a frog into a Prince..Get it? Got it! Good!
However, a guy may be a Frog to one girl and a be an utter Prince to the chick that he truly desires…We girls are that way also. I never believe that guys are just one thing or another. Again, It depends on they choose to be with.
Plus, you just can’t change how you feel about a being, if they’re not the right being for you…they’re just not…and in the long run…that’s just life and the longer you *drrrraaaag* it out….everyone will have wasted their time that little bit more and gotten all that more hurt. Which costs a lot more in rum…and we don’t want that do we. I’ve been on both ends of that situation…meaning that I haven’t been the right choice or a guy that I loved before, so he left and at the same time, I haven’t felt fulfilled in other relationships…so that time I left. Life’s too short to tow the line. In the words of Cloughey…lol…’fish with dynamite.’ (Not that he does Mr. Can’t Wave.)
A being is right for you if when they walk into a room, you notice them immediately and your heart is all a flutter….and you can’t help but always notice them and always feel fluttery …regardless and all the time. Yet that being also has to want YOU right back and not be able to walk through a crowded room and not notice you EVER, will all that flutters alight. That’s how love works, well begins, should i say…and it’s lovely.
I’ve had a great day today because we’ve worked hard, yet in the after work bits, we girls have got together and had chats…funny chats… about boys. There really is no single point in kissing a boring line of frogs. Go straight in for a Prince and OWN IT. Enjoy it! Your dream guy or girl is right around the corner…and he or she comes by to say ‘Hi’ when you’re exactly ready for them and you know when you’re ready because you’ll feel it.
‘The reason why you shouldn’t make do and go on feeling suffocated is because one day your ideal guy will strut into your path and that will be it…you’ll go for it because you won’t be able to help it..and because he will be much more right for you, than what you’re currently situated in…‘ said the little Burmese glamour puss, to the sassy blond.
It’s true. We all agreed.
Then we hummed girl theme tunes to make us feel empowered, and ‘Another one’ REALLY DOES ‘bite the dust’ when needs be. However, hunger distracted us so we ended up laughing about how much we all enjoy a sausage roll. The phrase ‘sausage roll’ was literally said 40 times in 3 minutes. We all had a sausage roll and life hit *pause* whilst we did ‘being northern’ and warm pastry, with meat. *Saaaaauuuusssaaaage*
‘Chrissie..have it, I got a by three get one free deal.’ LOL.
I’ve decided that when boys are rubbish at being attractive fruits of Mother nature to chicks, i’m going to send them a glitzy *Wunna Memo*…and all this is even about me. I’ll just send everyone’s boyfriend who is being a bit rubbish a *Memo* simply stating where they may be going wrong. Lol. It can come in glitter, or a sing song, but it will probably just end up being really direct and annoying. Whocares, I’m charming.
‘LOOK! I’ll call him for you.’ HAHAH.
But boys…You don’t wear ‘flared joggers’ anywhere. You don’t wear a GAP jumper out to a bar. You don’t be over 12, and invite girls back to your place and have teddy bears in your room, or not have a job and be able to pay your own way. You don’t watch ‘Little Mermaid’ on lonely nights boys and our Mum doesn’t still buy our boxers. We don’t like cute, we like you to ooze ‘MAN.’ A savvy, sassy, loving, gentlemen, is what we need. Charming. Kind. IMPRESSIVE and simply so we can boast about you to the rest of our chick friends. You do however like sausage rolls. You don’t look ‘fresh out the womb’ (great words) and mosey about the town shirtless with your mate who shops at ‘Baby Gap.’
*Memo* Print it off.
Other than that, I had a conversation with a friend who bathes her two dogs EVERY DAY in her fake tan, bubble bath water, banana sweets and imperial leather. This is the same girl that thought a TREE DECIDED whether it was going to make a LEMON green or yellow. LOL. *Dying.*
Life is good. Live happy.