Breaking waters

I enjoy pretending that my waters have broken by the warm chicken counter at Morrisons, in Pontefract. I’d usually commit to such Tom Foolery simply for attention. However, that was ‘Wunna 2006’ doll. Now i’ve grown up a little and therefore figured i’d only pull delicious stunts of inappropriate humour, in order to frighten people. Woohoo! In this case Loverboy was my vicitm. (Oh & chicken.)

The reason why ( and all this is gonna sound awful) is because there was a granny in the line infront of me, at the lovely looking warm chicken porn counter, at Morrisons.

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