A Game You Can’t Play

Last night was amazing! I had a boy that i’ve managed to turn into a ‘mess’ say i was like ‘a game you can’t win.’ I think that’s sexy, but now i’ve pondered it, it’s kind of awful. (YES!!) He then went on to say, being the romantic that he is, You’re like one of those games you plonk a pound in and win FUCK ALL!’ I aim to please. Boy’s always see me as this ‘game,’ this ‘trick,’ this ‘puzzle’ they need to figure out. They make it so much harder on themselves?? I’m like a fleshy Rubix cube, that if you finger the right way, you’ll finally get to figure out. Some people do it once in their lifetime. Others can do it in 5 seconds, but most people fail to ever complete it.

Men are terrified of Me. I’m quite easy to pull. Yet only if i actually fancy you and you’ll know if i fancy you because i will have given you some sort of indication in the form of ‘just telling you.’ Once i’ve told you, the balls in your court. (I currently have ‘Vanilla Ice’ in the background and it’s HILARIOUS! I keep stopping to perform an immediate ‘Running Man’ around the room. It’s a force beyond my means. Save me! ‘Ice Ice Baby!”)

I also had a gentleman inform me of the fact that i was ‘Everything a man ever wanted, before he knew what he wanted.’ I enjoy the pressure of force. …when it’s ME on YOU. I’m an addiction. It’s disgusting. It takes one meeting with The Wunna and before you know it….you’re hooked. (Even if you despise me!) It’s odd really! (Yes, i am being a bit of an egotisitcal twat today, but it’s works for me.) I’m currently having a phone argument with someone who is refusing to submit to my powers. It’s quite awkward really? I believe i’ve won( because i’m fighting dirty, with karate chops, winks and bottles) proving that you can always  ‘see it, want it….throw a TANTRUM…and get it!’ If they just said ‘Yes’ in the first place, then we wouldn’t have had to go through this sexy little ‘Tango of Death.’

Yesterday i did the ‘5 things i don’t leave the house without’ Quiz on Facebook, because i have nothing better to do with my life other than pout and dashing suitors and fiddle with my fanny. I picked an Evil monkey, a Midget Posse (who were dressed like Mexicans,) a Middle Finger (performed by a Grandmother,) a Bottle of Rum (because i’m a Pirate) and ofcourse Diamonds…a girls best friend. Fuck it I’m a Glamour Puss. I completed my Quiz in about 5 seconds and knew straight away what i wanted. I was actually quite shocked that Facebook had EVERYTHING i suggested. I typed in ‘Midget Posse’ and well…there it was! We all agree that i’m not only a twat but quite mentally ill. I think it’s sexy. The crazy birds always pull. All the girls that pretend to be ‘nicey, nicey sane sane’ (when they’re really just normal and have awful days of INSANITY to) always end up getting elbowed out the way for a ‘Crazy’ that no-one can seem to get, yet everybody needs to have.

This blogs a bit rubbish because i can’t be arsed…so i’ll leave you with this:

What thrills you more MONEY or SEX???’ (I Wunna hear what YOU think.)

24 thoughts on “A Game You Can’t Play”

  1. hmmm.. Money when I can spend it and it isn’t mine, but sex with someone very taboo is equally exciting…. I will say no more…. what about you Chrissie?

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  2. I’m gonna go with ‘MONEY.’ (It excites me more than sex. Hahah. It really does.) Plus, i’ve heard it grows on trees and i’ve never heard of a ‘Penis growing tree??’

    Money! Moola! Spondoolees! Deniro!

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  3. that is a hard one coz they normally both go together but if i had to chose it is sex easily coz u bashi fgi u cant get a bit of humpy pumpy and u dont do nothing if u aint got no doe apart from be moody

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  4. Money and sex don’t normally go together do they?? Hahaha! Well i’m aware of the ways in which they can…hahah, but Oh Scratch!

    So what did u choose again? I didn’t quite get the ‘bashi fgi’ part??

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  5. Danyal- Ok, imagine ur older….and like at work. What happens if you had the opportunity to have sex with the Ultimate Celebrity man of your dreams who’s only free for one day.. but on the same day you’ve been offered a lot of money to turn up at work for something kinda important??

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  6. i ment bash but me hands are clumsy and press to many keys. but lets have it right chrissie a geezer with paper is more attractive to birds not just for his doe but he dresses better grooms himself better coz he has got more lettice to spend on looking cvushtie. and if u offerd me loads of doe or a chance to prod jessica alba jessica alba all day long

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  7. Danyal- Good choice. I’m also quite irresponsible and would always choose the Dream mans Penis for one day over work, in that little situation. Hahahaha!

    Scratchy- Money makes me a little moist.

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  8. it dont me doe comes and go but your pals and the love of a good women is worth more than paper. there u go hows that for a bit of edam

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  9. what thrills me more money or sex?,sex of course,maybe because i never have sex with anyone that doesn’t absolutely thrill me in every way,money to me is nothing more than a tool to get things done,sounds,boring and perhaps cynical doesn’t it?,money used to thrill me back in the days when i carried big wads of cash on me everywhere,i think that thrilled my friends more than me lol,with time I’ve grown more conservative and only bring a big wad of cash with me when I’m with the woman i love

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  10. By the way,that quote about you being ‘Everything a man ever wanted, before he knew what he wanted.’is pretty good,tell that guy he’s a bright man for me will ya? hahahaha

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  11. Patrick- Yes he’s a genius, or just stole the ‘genius phrase’ from someone else 😉

    I’m still waving the flag for ‘Money.’ I feel as though i can have sex whenever i want (hence the lack of excitement) and yeah it’s thrilling, but’s still not as thrilling as a big wad of feathery bucks being breezed across my face! Hahaha!

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  12. no i aint a quiteer chrissie i will wear u down i know u just dont yet but my ettiquete and charm will knock u bandi ha ha ha

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