100% Burmese (Parents born in Rangoon) Chrissie however was born and raised in (the way less exotic) county of Yorkshire – England. She ended up moving to West Hollywood (as a wee one) to make her dreams come true, which is now her home. Travelled there alone, with a nothing but a suitcase and within 3 sunny weeks (and a whole lot of schooling at the TVI Actors Studio) was signed up to her first agent and auditioning for ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer.’ (‘Sounds great right? But life got a lot more difficult.’Oh and partying got a lot more fun. I learnt my ‘Welcome to Hollywood’ the hard way.’ I’ve been really naughty & i don’t care…i’ve LOVED it! Anything i could’ve done wrong, i did and with panache. I’ve put myself in the awfullest of predicatments. Really played with my life. I regret a lot of it really…, but it’s added to my history. I can only die a legend now. Lol. I think of all the hearts i’ve broken, and all the times my heart has ached with pain. I think of all the times i lied, peeked, winked and troubled. The times i cheated life and the times i felt cheated, used up and simply trodden on. But at the same time, i’ve lived and laughed and glamour pussed all over the world..with the best new friends imaginable and the best luck a floozey could ever wish for. I guess deliberately put myself in those situations, in order to find the truth to my existance and to feel like i’ve really lived. I accidenatlyl damamged myself a great deal. Oopise! …But now i’m on the up and smiling!! And THANK GOD for it!! I can now laugh at my tragicness! I was beginning to get a little worried there. When my heart stops beating, the music will silence.)
Chrissie is currently living in Los Angeles and the UK (‘‘The great thing about living in 2 countries, is that when you’ve caused enough trouble in one…you can fly to the other and start fresh!! ‘)
She is the flirty, cheeky, straight talking daughter of 2 Doctors
Known as the ‘British Invasion with the Asian Persuasion’ Chrissie made a name for herself as a cheeky, mischievious blog writing Socialite in Los Angeles… (Shameful, but works for Me. So shut it!) It all started in West Hollywood, living her Private life, in Public- quite candidly via written word… and on a daily basis. Documenting her life, her feelings, her sexual conquests, her issues, her ups, her downs and mainly her journey into the next chapter. The good folks of LA lived her life with her, knowing all her secrets would be placed in a blog the next morning . Teaching the ‘art’ of ‘living’ …she soon became a local celeb. (”Thank God too, otherwise my life would’ve been pointless mesh of mistakes… for no reason.’)
It’s the only blog in the world, to actually become known through ‘word of mouth’ and ‘evil whispers’ with it’s own cult following. It began with only 8 of her friends checking it daily via Myspace. Which is where the blogging began…. to (and within a few good drunken months) thousands ALL OVER THE WORLD in EVERY contintent getting their Chrissie Wunna daily fix….Dawning the birth of ‘CHRISSIEWUNNA.COM’ (created recently in England by a friend, after 2 years of her life was completely deleted from Myspace.) ‘My Life needed a home, Myspace deleted my account for getting my boobies out. It was my own fault. I never learn! I had to start fresh…again!’
Chrissie is currently a model, (‘never what i wanted to be…it just happened. People like taking pictures of me..i guess…) gracing the pages of various popular Men’s Magazines. She’s also an Actress (having schooled in LA) and ofcourse Blogger. Her daily blog-like ramblings, is what MADE her, securing her place as, one of the first most talked about Oriental girls in the nation. She’s broken every rule, tripped over every stone, wiggled to every song worth wiggling to and landed on her high heeled feet every single time. (‘I’m like the cat that curiousity forgot to kill…’) She’s everyone’s most loved, and most hated hottie. Naughty, Opinionated, Confident and breaking down the barriers of what society thinks is right, a heart at a time. It’s a feast of mind blowing inappropriate-ness. ‘It’s delicious. Where’s my middle finger?’‘
She’s Hollywood’s hottest nuisance, the most GOOGLED ‘Chrissie’ in the World…with already 2 different producers writing screenplays on her life (‘I’m just glad people find my tragic life entertaining’)…..armed with the most magnificent set of heels, a cocktail, and the best ‘bedroom eyes’ in the nation!!! The cutest little ‘party girl,’charm, eyelashes and boobies, with the most candid of tongues (‘i have no problem speaking my mind, yet people are always trying to put me on reins…’) and a dangerous thirst for that what lies beyond…..it’s the story of my life.
Chrissie Wunna is currently writing 2 books…One will be her guide to being a ‘Glamour Puss’ and the other based upon her life after the Hilton show. That book is out in the New 2010!!! Just appeared on Channel 5′s ‘Sex Lessons,’ winking at strangers, putting together a cosmetics line and along with love making, pouting, hair tossing and blogging, plus alsorts of other mindless jiggery pokery…she will be releasing a Video blog and ‘Beauty tip’ DVD’s and beginning her Acting career.
Most known for appearing on ‘Paris Hiltons British Best Friend’ ITV2.
The Busiest little tramp in Showbusiness, and the Ultimate Glamour Puss of all Pusses!! Join her on her daily adventures and watch her grow up right before you’re very sexy eyes!!
Welcome to CHRISSIEWUNNA.COM
Other stuff:
Full name: Haymar Christina Wunna
Date of Birth: Dec 19th, 1980
Starsign: Sagittarius
Born in: Doncaster. Yorkshire- England
Nicknames:
Chrissie/ Boo Booz/Doll face/Wunna/C-Dub/Kitty fantastico/Puss in High heeled boots.
Favourite current saying: ‘Ooh Laa,’/ Sexual/Delicious/Swagga
Favourite colour: Yellow or Penis
Favourite tipple: Malibu Pineapple ( I can drink 13 before i actually feel a bit trollied.) I like an Amaretto sour too.
Favourite Food: Sushi or food that makes me go ‘Mmmmm..’
Favourite kareoke song: ‘I just called to say I love you.’ (Cos it’s rubbish)
Favourite place to be: In the Limelight, around fire, in the arms of a hottie
Fancies: Everyone after a couple of drinks! (Not really…it’s to fool you into fancying me. I’m picky now i’m old)
Fave Bar: The Abbey ( west hollywood)
Collects: Hotel Room Keys & has a pink fluffy bag of broken hearts.
Likes: Cocktail umbrellas, sarcasm, and ‘good times’!!
Dislikes: Farmyard animals, Beer goggles, Evil Kung Fu midgets
Most Like: Miss.Piggy
Pets: 3 kittens (Gucci, Putulay and Bruce-lee.)
Biggest fear: Failure and all that good stuff. Hurrah!
Believes: Dreams really do come true, if you work fucking hard enough and drink enough Grey Goose.
Most Hollywood thing you do:
Wear GIANT sunglasses when i’m inside, try to look as glam as possible at pretty much ALL times, especially when it’s not necessary and often caught acting like Barbie.
Most Yorkshire saying you know:
‘You don’t get ‘owt, for nowt…and would you like a cuppa tea with that luv.’
Most Important thing to you:
My FAMILY. Oh my gosh. The Wunna family is incredibly close. I’d die without them. They are my ulitmate back bone and the only people who truely know and love me. I come from one of the most loving and supportive families (lucky really)…they’re the only people i trust and hands down are my best friends. (And mainly because i can annoy the crazies out of them, and they have to put up with it no matter what, as i’m part of the little Wunna shindig!! Oh & they buy me things. lol)
Talents:
Blogging, living, acting, wiggling around to music, art ( i got an art scholarship into school,) air guitar, text messaging, bedroom eyes, making fun of people, mistake-making, showing-off, being foolish, tanning and erm being GREATNESS!!
Bad Habits: Bossy, flirty, not very tidy and erm…evil??
Good Habits: Fun loving, bossy, mishcievious and fearless!! (Yes, i count them as good habits!)
Dream:
To write a book on my life, (well just have this turned into a book for me,) to have my own perfume scent, to inspire others, to have the most fun EVER, to be an ICON for no reason, to get away with EVERYTHING, to do ALL the most random things at least once, to produce my own TV show, to make people laugh when they’re not supposed to be, to become one of the most successful girls in showbusiness, to make a total fool out of myself, to take over the world, to have my own energy drink, to keep on being a nuisance, to meet as many people as possible, to continue being a LEGEND, to be chased by a horny gorilla and to live life the way it’s supposed to be F****** LIVED!!!
Won:
‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ (award) ‘Sexiest Woman on TV ‘ (award) ‘Sexiest Woman in the Country’ (award)….‘hahahaha oh my many talents!
FAQ’s:
. I am a real life person? I jolly well hope so
. How can i be a blogger? Erm… Write one
. Where will i find you? I’m everywhere. Find me! I’ll probably be drunk.
. What’s the secret to a successful blog? If i told you, i would have to kill you!!
. Am I Single? I’m for everyone to enjoy!!
.What do i like in a guy?
A Spirit that plays well with mine! Fun. Funny. Forward. Talented. Loving. Romantic. Loyal. Strong. (emotionally and physically) Secure. Happy. Open. Sexual. Attentive. Adores me.
Random trivia:
Has four tiny tattooes, (all of which are words.) Once had a Christmas card published, (it was rubbish). Divorced from Actor Michael Raymond-James . They had 3 weddings. (One at the Hotel Bel-Air. He did once jilt me at the altar.) Rubbed her bare bum on a statue of Buddha for Good luck, in a forest with Ash Baron Cohen. 17 years dance training. Loves to amuse and mainly BE amused. Asked Joseph Fiennes out by writing her number and ‘Call me,’ (smoothy smooth) on a reciept for some sweat pants he bought. (He actually called) Use to work at Crunch Gym LA. (Got fired.) Has woken up, on a spinning merry- go- round and a puppy. Went to a Private English boarding school. Fancies herself as a bit of a prankster. Auditioned for the role of ‘Alex’ on ‘The O.C.’ (didn’t get it) Has woken up with a cat on her face. Loves Cardio Strip-tease. (I’m good friends with the guy who invented it. He’s taught Carmen Electra, Holly Madison & little ME…how to keep fit, but keep it dirty.) Doesn’t like overly sensitive or miserable people. Fun Loving! Likes to Piss- take. (Especially take the piss out of those that don’t enjoy it.) Auditioned for the role of ‘Linda Moon’ for the movie ‘Be Cool.’ (didn’t get it) Was dry humped by Matt Dillon at the Chateau Marmont . Loves a good glass of champagne. Has had zillions of lovers. Believes in doing whatever she wants. Turned down a recording contract. Loves to have sex. Was once chased by a ginormous burmese elephant called Mo Mo. OUTSOPKEN! Was peed on by a one-legged homeless man. She is the oldest of 2, (has a younger brother, Jeremy…there is an 8yr age difference) and she wants to lick Enrique Iglesias, Wentworth Miller, Johnny Knoxville, Josh Duhamel, Pharrell Williams, Johnny Depp and Herself!!
Quotes (by others) :
‘Her image might seem fundamental to her self expression, after all she leads the way at the helm of her ship, her bedroom eyes flashing, her hottie reputation pulsating, and the veneer of oriental chick with a sexy disposition jumping forth at one literally. But this is just a front for Chrissie, and she maneuvers it knowingly, intent on getting out a different message eventually…’
‘…she can assess her self image with a critical eye, not letting anything pass what is in her opinion “not quite right”.
‘She has an inner dynamo pulsating in the centre of her being; it pushes her forward even with a tad of too much self absorption.’
‘An egotistical maniac, who does nothing but get her chebs out!’
‘Her sentiments can make her shy in romance, sometimes yearning for a big man to contain her over exuberant spirits’
‘Infact, she’s like one of those really crap games at a fair, with the clucky chicken… that you put 20p in and win FUCK ALL.’
‘One of the most beautiful women you will ever meet..’
‘She will work hard, almost push through walls, dismantling obstacles on her way, never giving in to anyone who holds her back, or puts her down..’
‘British Invasion with the Asian Persuasion’
‘Terrifying plastic doll, from Pontefract, with a voice like chlamydia.’
‘One of this generations biggest inspirations… a breath of fresh-ish air.’
‘…she’s responsible for her very successful Blog, and her capacity to chatter and divulge elements of her life so easily, but remember they are elements that she chooses, and her deepest thoughts and feelings are censored from the public’s scrutiny.’
‘A floozey with a dream…’
Contact: chrissie@chrissiewunna.com
