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‘How they gonna look up to you, if you don’t have hair they can’t afford!!!!’ Said the Magical gay hair stylist, to the lowly slanted eyed Glamour Puss. Followed by a ‘I’m doing Katie Prices as soon as she gets out of Oz and i’m F****** doing yours!!!!’ And there you have it, Londons Ultimate Queen of ‘Kitten’ shall go to the ball a…and i guess i’ll have hair that will make you shake your piggy banks, sad face and sigh. (She sips her cocktail and wishes you were her.)

I’m actually eating a chicken burger, that i got for a quid out of convenience, due to not being able to move further than directly outside my home in the cold brisk air, whilst talking on the phone to famous but lonely boys, who i admire very much who believe that most girls they meet are ‘users,’ or as any decent being would say a ‘Hungry Tiger!’

I’ll give them that…it’s hard being a boy and if your a famous boy, you immediately put yourself in a Catch 22. The girls you don’t want ‘use’ you and the girls you do want….think your a player and can’t see you as a normal person. Infact, you go through the same if you’re a girl…as there’s a great deal more ‘user much’ boys gangling around your space than neccessary nowadays. What happened to the men?? What happened to girls wanting to do things for themselves?

Now i WAVE the flag for an INDEPENDANT girl. And i’m not talking, ‘lets all shave our heads & play with dykes,‘..you can still be fun, flirty and glamourous, and accept drinks..be whoever you want…I mean they still have to be men and courteousy. But don’t rely on a man to get you where you want to BE in life. And the main reason being….THEY CAN’T DO ANYTHING, when they’re relied upon. I’m trying to be a decent role model (exclude the swearing & bad behaviour) by making you realize that it is BETTER for you to BE (Insert successful boys name) than it is to be ‘Inserted successful boy’s’ BITCH. I know…i’ve been there!! You are not helping me in my conquest! I’m a pay my own way kinda girl…you can ask any of my exes! I mean jeeze i’ve quite wrongly paid their way too. Just help me out a little, so i don’t have to hear my celeb male friends be all heartbroken and jaded, and my mission isn’t any harder than it needs to be because i have at least ten more umbrella drinks to get through and i want to do them with a smile…. to pop music.

Anyhow, i thoroughly enjoyed my chicken burger. ‘IT’ Girl…signing off! x (Why is there so much horn honking outside my window???)

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