Busy day today! I missed Britains Got Talent last night, yet luckily i’m managing to watch it right now. I FUCKING LOVE DJ TALENT. He sooo ‘Wunnified’ his act! Well done him. (Still won’t shag him though.)
So i’m packing for the day and about to run off and catch a train. Today i’m on a shoot in Leeds, and it has something to do with cigars and fetish. I’m excited because it’s not a hideiously long ass trek away. So whilst you’re doing something Wonderful with your merry little lives. I will be in a pair of panties pouting and with cigars??? Whocares, work is work and for an exhibitionist…this job is pretty damn fine!
Straight after that i have my first BURLESQUE class. yeah bitches. I’m sort of excited but sort of shitting it. I hope it’s a proper dance class and not like one of those awful ‘there’s a granny in my class’ ones.
I’m posing, pouting and burlesquing today bitches. Make your day a good one.

haqve a good day chrissie save a lardi for me treacle i hope u have fun at burlesque and all im gutted dj talent didnt get through but the two that did were good
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Why are you gutted DJ Talent didn’t get through?! He said all but eight words…. on loop….
I LOVE DJ TALENT
Oh God…. Throws Up
slap
Oh come off it…… there’s only so much a Parn can take before he has to stand up and say something lol…. DJ Talentless is annoying.
Poking you in the eye with a knife
Saves me watching him…
spank
Dont make me pull out a “yawn”
Juicy middle finger attack
Oh no… I know where that’s been!!
i thought he was funny shun and he is better than a few of the other cranks that were on there
Kiss and makeup
and people say i am like him so i got to big the fella up
They lied.
maybe shun i cant see it me self either apart from he likes a bit of tom and all
Who is Tom?
The hot gay guy on here?
no jewellry
How does that even make sense. Do explain