Loving life! Really do need to find the time to blog more frequently. I’ve been tottering around Leeds in Pinstripes and too much lippy and i’ve been finding it all quite jolly! Yippee!
All i’m gonna say id, that you know life is great when you’re in a meeting a mildy corporate meeting and the words ‘donkies’ and ‘blow jobs’ are mentioned…followed by *blushing* and laughter! Infact, i’ve just returned from a GREAT meeting, where Race Car driving, water and retail brochures took the floor. To say that i was trapped in a train door at 9.06am, making an entire train 7 minutes late to Edinburgh, this morning…i haven’t really done too badly. I was in my full Glamour Puss glory, wedged inbetween an automatic door, with the *wedging* being between my boobies. I was half in/half out, shouting, ‘OMG, I CAN’T GO TO EDINBURGH, HALF IN/HALF OUT!! I have an 11am meeting in LEEDS…GET ME OUT! OH..and make sure NO-ONE MUGS ME MISTER!!!’ (My handbag was on the half of me that was ‘half out’…not fun during a *wedge.*)
The good thing about the *wedging* was that earlier this morning, i was having a barney with Keiran, over him being away for the weekend and i was practising the art of being a basic bitch. The ‘getting trapped in the door’ senario..made me have to call him to boast about what i had managed to achieve in life. It made the barney turn into laughter…and well it ended with us making up and him sending me a text readin, ‘I love you, you clumsy fucker.’ SCORE! He also reminded me that i have managed to trip over my own stilettos more than 6 times in the last glitzy week and ACCIDENTALLY burnt an entire place down. (I did that before in LA. I nearly burnt DK’s appartment down, after he had kindly let me stay over there.) I like that i’m getting away with being clumsy. I’m always rambling on about how smart and posh and well educated i am. HOWEVER…i must admit, there certainly is an inner *bimbo* in every Wunna…it really does get the better of me.
Leeds is full of hot men. Hot young business men. It’s crazy. i always wondered where they were all hiding…and well dolls…it’s LEEDS! I’m starting to adore this city greatly, even though on every street is a corportae business building, followed by a foodie type place, followed by a strip club. I was tottering through the streets this morning, on route to a meeting and i just sort of stopped to look around and smile. I feel excited about life now and i feel like i can conquer the world.
So today, i wished everyone a happy ‘Black Friday’..then accidentally got called a ‘racist’ by Ruth. Lol. ‘Black Friday’ is the day after Thanks-Giving…meaning it’s when American Xmas shopping actually officially begins!! (OOh i just got a parcel.) Therefore i wasn’t hating on those who are ‘black’ on Friday. I’m ORANGE! Plus, i’m ethnic…i can use the race card whenever i want and that’s a card..alongside my bank card, is a card that would never ever want to be without! I pull it out, like i do my nipple, anytime i need to save my sorry arse. (Sorry Mum!) I’m glad that Xmas is officially here and Americans are now allowed to shop!
I’ve been to dinners at The Castle. Drinks all over Wakefield. Handsome Keiran surpised me with FLOWERS yesterday! We were at The Red Kite by Calder Park and he had swaggered out, pretending he needed to run an errand,which i had claimed was ‘drugs’ or something? He sauntered back in with a giant bouquet of flowers and a card teeling me that he will love me forever. AWWW!!!!! The idea was that he was going to meet me at the train station and surprise me with them on the platform. Instead, i messed it all up by getting in an astra on the way home, after an amazing meeting where i got more than distracted in what seemed like a ginormous old school, beautiful mansion! So he had to meet me in a parking bay and bring them into the restuarant. I loved it. Soo romantic. Infact, i actually remember accidentally getting really lost in The Red Kite. It’s like a maze. It confuses the fuck out of me. I was literally stalking hungry grannies, thinking that my table was there’s? They kept having a Chrissie Wunna *pop* up behind them in search for her own table. Poor sods. I GOT FLOWERS! yAy!
I totally have my FRiday feeling and i hope you do too. Life is about doing the things that you lvoe and loving the things that you do! Keiran’s away this weekend, so i’ve decided to make the most of my Saturday/Sunday. I’m gonna enjoy being a mummy…and let life tango with me, before Monday shows up and i’m back on the totter to work. I hear the boozy good times a calling. The rubbish thing is that the weekend is really the only time we get to spend together, so we won’t really have that time now. Plus, the day after a ‘party’ weekend away…is usually always ‘not fun’ when he gets back. I don’t like it AT ALL. So i’m not looking forward to it.
I really need a tea now and a delicious spot of lunch.
Life is finger licking good. I’m really happy! I feel like i have The Gods, wathcing over me, crandling my falls and then sprinkling them with glitter. I adore it. I want an ipad 2, a faux fur and wine. Instead, i’ve got a highlighter pen, a cuppa tea and squidey toes, because my shoes are shite.
Wunna Land is WONDERFUL. I really wish you could enjoy it with me. ;( However all you have is the ‘read’ of this little journal. the little blog that accidentally went a long, long way!
I love you.
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