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Morning my little dew drops of ‘Hubba-hubba.’ I’m up early, i’m in pink, i swear working out has done my back in. It’s quite tedious playing ‘floozy’ when you’re a 30 year old. Hence why I overcompensate with the glory that is eyelashes, pouty lips, winks and super charm. Due to me currently having 2 kittens racing around me, like i’m involved in an angry Tom & Jerry cartoon, (it’s like watching the good and evil in me, fight it out.) I kinda don’t feel to charming. I’m more cheap charisma today…which luckily still works for me…cos i have……boobies. (Why am i being so tragical this morning? *slaps herself for being silly-sprinkles glitter over her,with a face like thunder hoping that it will work.*)

Okay, i’m up early and ready for work because this morning, if time shakes my merry hand and opens the door to Greatness. I might finally beable to have a bit of fun this fine morning and play ‘Carpark Catchphrase’ with Chris Moyles and the gang on Radio One. There is nothing funnier to me, than lurking around a carpark in the ‘before-work’ early morning, shoved and wedged in the back of a comedy BSM fiat, with baby Ruby in the front and Pete by the wheel, somewhere in Wakefield.

I’m an over-dresser. Therefore, i’ll be wedged in the back, with giant hair, a mucky tan, diamantes and over-adventurous work outfit. All cleavge and smiles. Pete will be only half awake. But shitting himself because Chris Moyles is his idol and baby Ruby (this is only if we get on it by the way…it’s like a budget fairytale, that’s only glorious once it occurs) will be trumping in bows, in her car seat being no help at all with the answers…as i try and be the ‘Carpark Catchphrase’ champion. (Which is seemingly a lofty goal for me, as i’m the girl that always thinks i’m ace at things, only to find that i’m really rubbish. I did practice ones last night and didn’t get any of them. I got too caught up in the story. Even dumbo Pete was like ‘Chrissie it’s not a REAL fricking story, listen for the clues.’ Lol.

If we manage to get on it, we’ll be doing all of this shoved in a tiny Driving school car, in ever so Glamourous Wakefield, whilst Chris and his lovelies entertain from their luxurious London studio. I want luxurious London studio. Then to top it all off, i have to immediately dart off, with my clevage, wink and PR head on, to get to work asap before bosses and gym members get all grumpy. Ruby didn’t sleep AT ALL last night because she was boiling. I mean, you’d think with her being the most ethnic baby ever, that she’d beable to handle a bit of warmth?

Okay godda go! I have my bambino to tend to and tickle. Omg…i’m actually really fricking nervous. Lovely!

Big Kisses

Chrissie

  

Baby Ruby and Pete!

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