Today i’m feeling WONDERFUL. Infact I could ever go so far as to say DIVINE! (Even though I am having 2 perfect circles of black pudding for breakfast, that Loverboy has decided to make me.) Last night and because i’m a ‘DIVA’ I truely commited to the art of good, decent brattish behaviour. Ive now managed to balanced my hormones. How I did it?
I’m all glitter and light right now and I believe it’s because the sun is out in good old Yorkshire. I’m no longer stressed about ‘the birth.’ I’m happy, i’m letting fate take it’s course naturally and not only have I managed to move an entire sofa by my entire kitty cat self, with a Kitten named ‘Columbo’ in my arms. But i’ve also managed to accidentally launch Loverboy’s ‘Oooh can’t wait to eat it, hence why I saved it last night’ leftover spag bol in the trash. Oopsie.
This is why i should never do housework. The sun was out. I felt happy, preggo, but fit. It all got the better of me and i decided to wash a few dishes…which i don’t really mind…except it makes the Fake bake drain off my hands. ( I like the washing part, but refuse to do the drying part. I hate drying anything. Be it hair, bowls, or [insert something creative in here.] I’m the girl you call when you want to turn organized calm, into a moist chaos. I don’t dry things. I make the champagne mess…glamourously.)
Anyway, Pete really fancied a bit of leftover spag bol. He’s a boy’s boy, so gets excited about little things like that. He gleefully skipped (just staggered) to the fridge, whilst I had my back turned to him..because i was washing dishes. Pulled out a delicious, purposely ‘saved from last night’ plate of spag bol, that he probably even had joy dreams of gobbling up for breakfast. He side steps to the oven, with a kitten in his arms, whilst his belly is doing rumbles of ‘yum’ factory ‘ooh laa.’ ONLY to turn around, see that his entire plate of spag bol is GONE (hahaha…sorry, i’m pissing myself. You just had to be there,) and there I was scraping it lovingly, merrily, infact I could’ve even been singing Britney
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