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If you don’t have a Formspring account, you should, because you get to ask people anonymous questionoines and NOT ONLY do you get to nosey in their mind, but you also get to know them that bitty bit better. (Ooooh…More tea Vicar?) I obviously have one of these ‘All about ME’ accounts (that i’ve actually recently neglected) because Wazza told me to have one, (he’s my Cyber land God) and because my favourite thing to do ever…is pretty much answer questions about myself. Yet with the honour & curse (lol) of being Chrissie Wunna. The questions i recieve, i am sure, are horrifically dodgey! (I’m about to take a looky & answer the first few i read.) Lucky YOU!

. I ℒℴѵℯ you I think you need your own show!! (Thankyou, i love you tooo! I enjoy that my questions begin with a statement of glory!)

.Do you do nudes? (Only nude midgets?)

.What is your favorite pizza topping, besides me? (I don’t like human flavoured pizzas, even though i’m not a picky eater. Like something has to taste REALLY bad in order for me to avoid eating it. I like a goats cheese & rocket topping. Oh and black olives.)

.Heaven or Hell? (Heaven. Hell is tremendously over rated. I’d rather gallop around clouds, closed in by those very pearly gates. Then be burnt alive…even if it is with a whisky and horns.)

.I want to know if u use DNA tablets? I’m an asian man and i hate the colour of my skin. I think i am ugly because i am brown. How can i be white? Have you got any ideas? I’m not a rich man, a poor man.  (I’m not white. I’m brown…occasionally orange in my quest to be even browner. I say embrace the exotic in you and work it. I think ‘brown’ is sexy. Move to a continent where they think that to! I love my tan and wouldn’t change it for the world. It got me diamonds. )

.If u got 2 no me would u give me yo number. (My stubborness tells me i wouldn’t sir ! )

.Hey sexy girl lets talk? (*Looks over shoulder* Are you talking to me?)

.I want to kiss you.Do you want to kiss me? I am burmese.Love YOu. (No But i love you too. Lol)

I wanna c ur whole body without clothes. My email is ***************. Can you email me? (Again I’m gonna go with ‘NO.’ Yet i can email you pictures of donkies & Debbies, to get ya juices flowing?)

.I met you and Boyband Jonny once, You’re AMAZING. Do you still hang out with that little mess? (Aww thankyou. I adore you for your excellent taste in amazing people. And NO, I don’t talk to him anymore. I haven’t for ages and simply because he is a mess and one that was hardly ever good to me. At least be broken and decent.)

I just want to tickle you. (Aww, i love you, my little Wunnarette!)

.Hi sweet. Why don’t you get married now? (I’ve been married twice. There’s a waiting list to be my next ex hubby. I will marry again and probably to Loverboy.)

.Can we talk anonymously on chat? (No. I’m a ‘PUBLIC ONLY’ attention whore.)

How did Kat Die? (I loved Kat and i believe she shuffled off this mortal coil via the fine art of paracetemol taking. )

.You have been my biggest inspiration in the past few months. I can honestly say i admire you as a powerful woman.  (Aww THANKYOU. I LOVE YOU! That means an awful LOT!!!)

Is it true you slept on a train for publicity? (Not sure where you heard that? lol. I probably slept on a train because i was tired…as i’m far too clever to know that there is limited stunts of publicity you can pull on a train, except set the goddamn thing on fire…naked. If you mean ‘slept on a train’ ALL night, then honey oooh no! I’m a Glamour puss who enjoys 10* accommodation. I’d never do that…even for money! lol)

How famous are you? In my own head…massively

What’s the craziest thing you’ve done besides be Chrissie Wunna? I always say that crazy things find me, then DO ME!

What do your parents think about you Glamour modelling? Although supportive, it was never their favourite thing about me.They’re ‘good to do’ doctors, who bred an unfortunate Glamour puss.

Samuel’s a whore! HAHAHAHA. I ADORE HIM! (That whore)

What’s your number? ’1′

Are you a lesbian? I’ve lezzed up a couple of times for past bizarre boyfriends of ‘freak.’ Yet i’m 100% straight,with a baby bump to prove it. I do love lipstick lesbos though and I totally fancy Ellen Degeneres.

Have you ever had a Burmese boyfriend? I have not had the pleasure of romancing a burmese boy.

Where do you live? In a dangerous world of glitter! (Real Answer: Yorkshire. It’s windy.)

Have you ever considered a career in ice sculpting? I’m far to *sizzle* to be near ice. I have been made into a statue of bronze though! I actually never understood the art of ice sculpting? How does turning it into swans, get it in my rum quicker?

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