I swear something bizarre is happening to me, yet the Good Lord (and as per usual) forgot to send me the memo. I’ve whole-heartedly indulged myself into an oozey pool of rebellion and in the most over eyelashed, glitzy way possible i’m commiting to being a fool. A big one. A nuisance. A chick who might need a cocktail or a slap? I don’t know what’s happened? But i’ve pointed and i’m running, in heels and with too much lippy, throwing caution to the wind and laughing all the way with my wiggle of vixen. It’s bad. It’s kind of like being Hollywood Wunna 2005…yet the sensible Wunna 2011 all in one. I’m fighting my own emotionally tormented self. LOL. Thank Fuck i’m HOT or i’d never get away with it.
Anyway so much ishappenign to me right now…more emotionally than anything, however i can’t tell if i’m going through a mid-life crisis, whether i’m stressed or whether the mundane boringness of ‘normal’ life…be it a long term ‘tie down’ or boredom…has got the better of me soo much that my ‘ooh laa’ has decided to screech the brakes, and fling me out of that ride of ‘snooze-fest’ in order to quench my thirst for excitment. I’m leanring that i need to feel alive at all points. If i dont and as soon as i don’t, i’m burtisng into glittery flames, stomping my feet and embracing a rebellion…with booze. I currently feel like i’m living a double life. It’s all glam and exciting…yet very double. I’m living and loving being back to my normal tragic ways of party dresses, drinks and handsomes under the night stars. I don’t know why i like that shit so much. I just think balance is the key to life and well i’ve been feeling rather suffocated of recent, due to Loverboy aka Pete making me feel like i couldn’t live life the way i ever so wanted. He’s not a bad guy. He’s just a guy that needs to dust himself off and sort himself OUT!
Loverboy and I are ofcourse not good….i can’t look at him the same after he was devastatingly diva for no real reason other than ungratefullness a few weeks ago. I kinda looked at him and thought, i just can’t live my life with such a human, then in order to make things right i politely showed him the door. (Well i screamed at him) Unfortunately, Loverboy is not one to beable to see the door, so clearly…meaning i had to bring inthe Big guns, my MOTHER, to get all ‘shouty-shouty-leave her alone.’ Although i’m the ulitmate of girly, i’m quite masculine in my views of lovage and well if you’re not pulling you weight in the relationship then you need to go. Pete decided to hang around and be moody at me for a jolly old time…I TOLD him that if he didn’t leave, he would only aggravate me more to the point where i would no longer beable to make it ever work. He pulled ever excuse in the book…moaned, bitched, moaned and bitched some more, then pissed me off soo much that i held up my ‘Fuck it’ card and decided to quite independantly..do my own thing regardless. Being clingy when i’m mad at you does’t work, when i need time, space and emotional breathe time. I wanted to feel free and now i do. He can sit in a corner and watch if he wishes. Yet my life won’t go on hold for him. If anything he needs time to pull himself together and refrain from paddling on the shores of rock bottom. I’m not saying there’s no me and Pete forever ( i mean he is my gorgeous little girls Daddy)…i’m just saying there’s no Pete and I until he gets his act together and proves his worth. That could take years! lol. I hate it when men think they can not be impressive and totally get away with it. Not in Wunnaland darling!
I’ve been out, free, sharing drinks with friends, handsomes and living. It’s been wonderful. I’m getting my ‘ooh laa’ and body Mcback and i’m putting the sex in sexy and keeping it all kinds of wiggle and cute. It’s fun. I feel alive again. A bit too sarcastic for my own good. But ah well…i’m HAPPY. (I’m weirdly getting a flashback of a gay Wunna fan, dancing up to my table yesterday during after work drinks, holding a bottle of wine, telling me he was ‘going to tell Harriet’ and then asing me about the ‘Fame Game?’ He gave me his wine and demanded i keep cuddling him. I apparently remember him from Big Fellas? I swear i remember everyone. However that little memory really has performed a slipperoo? But whatever, i loved him, even though he freaked my friend out. Then i mosied off for other drinks, in other places, whilst talking about Ron Jeremy. Welcome to my life. Hopefully i’ll grow up soon. I really do think i’m going through a mid-life crisis.)
Boyband Jonny..who’s no longer in a boyband decided to message me yesterday with an ‘i miss you.’ Boys are a funny little species aren’t they? Jonny and i went from dating to hating, to friends, to hating each other. Now he misses me? Add Gary Ponty sending me a text with a question and a bit of a ‘tell off’ and well it makes me think something is going on? I’m really confused. I feel like there’s all these rumours about me right now…and i have no idea what they all are? Ah well…
My life right now is being a mum, going to work, friends, banter, fighting with Pete and loving living life…plus handsomes. I’m celebrating being Chrissie Wunna, enjoying Perv Monday with my chick friends. Committing to ‘Date Night’ Friday and contemplating ‘naked sundays?’ Lol. Life couldn’t be better. Oh and i’m finally losing my baby weight to the point where i’m feeling all hot again. BOOYAH! I say ‘feeling’ simply because the word’s hot and well because how one ‘feels’ is all that matters in the end. It will guide you to all your poor decisions and sometimes even the good ones. ( Infact I got asked out on a date yesterday and it made me FEEL desired again.) However saying that i did have a guy friend tell me that if he bonked me, he’d be sHocked in the morning…as my face would have apparently printed on the pillow, to the point where he would’ve have thought it was me and wondered who the ugly girl laying next to it was! HAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE IT!
I might be a swine, but i certainly can take a comedic jab….If you can’t…you have issues!
Until the next time my pieces of fricker-doo-dee.
I adore you.
Thankyou for shamefully following my life. You know i love you. *Wiggle-wink*