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		<title>STD Roulette, A Pocket Uterus and Goggles</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that you can actually BUY &#8216;beer goggles&#8217; now? Yeah! No word of a lie. Not sure why anyone would want to purchase such things, unless it was for learning purposes of how not to &#8216;pull a pig&#8217; when the club clock&#8217;s tockers, tick 2.02am? I found them in a magazine yesterday, whilst [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breast is best</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday was certainly a day to file under &#8216;Greatness.&#8217; I had a book format meeting, for my little piece of life writing, that i have a coming out in the new year and well it couldn&#8217;t have gone any better. I&#8217;m far less terrified, confident and well i pretty much now know what i&#8217;m supposed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrissiewunna.com/?p=29193</link>
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		<title>A peeky in my inbox</title>
		<description><![CDATA[That time again, where i let you look at what&#8217;s in my little box of &#8216;innage.&#8217; .&#8217;What you up to today babe I want your body your hot my little honey pot x x&#8217; .&#8217;Hey b, just trying to add you but your bodyguards are not letting me.. so cud u please request me b, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrissiewunna.com/?p=29138</link>
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		<title>In Manchester for my Book meeting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mornng my honey suckles of joy. Whilst you are reading this, i am running around aimlessly attempting not to miss trains in floozey attire and heels, with pretend ideas in my head for a big meeting in Manchester that i have with my literary agent. I&#8217;ve got to be at Manchester Piccadilly by 1pm for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Fun-sized, Crimbo, Fatty of a Floozey</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So i found myself infront of the telly watching that MTV &#8216;Teen Mom&#8217; show again, that one that scares me off ever having children, even though i&#8217;m about to pop one out in the new year! *Surprise!* I must be a sexy sucker for punishment. I mean i vowed to never watch it again. But there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pressure, Mountains &amp; Cups of tea</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Life has got super hectic, as i attempt to poorly balance some sort of &#8216;all of a sudden&#8217; work schedule with bambinoism. For some reason i believe that if i had a fish tank and a velvet pink bed sheet, encrusted with diamonds, life would be easier. But really i&#8217;m just trying to &#8216;staple punch&#8217; the bits and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Total Enlightenment</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve staggered in this morning at 9.34am in a blue, &#8216;Tropical&#8217; dress, that was far too long for it&#8217;s own good, that i had been wearing for three (or was it two) days straight, and during one of the best weekends ever. After my usual Saturday of shopping&#8230;(dresses were purchased, bacon sarnies were had)..Loverboy asked [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrissiewunna.com/?p=28835</link>
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		<title>Cocktails, Contraception and Panties</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thank F*** it&#8217;s Friday! Not that it makes any difference to my actual life, another day of debauchery, another tango of *ta-ta.* Just got off the phone to the photographer that&#8217;s gonna shoot a couple of my Book Cover ideas for me. It&#8217;s all rather technical now, as i have a tiny *bump* to hide, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrissiewunna.com/?p=28829</link>
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		<title>Love, Luxury and an Air mattress</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Woke up this morning on an air mattress, next to a dreamy mixed raced handsome of &#8216;lover lover.&#8217; (Note: I am actually talking about my darling little Loverboy. My one, my only, my forever&#8230;blah, blah,blah. Ever the romantic. I mean, i didn&#8217;t just silent movie *creep* onto an air mattress, with an *ooh* face and tucked in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrissiewunna.com/?p=28801</link>
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		<title>Bumps, Bikinis and Grape Juice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bikini weather much! It&#8217;s hot, sunny and so delicious that i could reach for a virgin umbrella drink and begin a conga line of merriment. Conga lines are shit sober though, aren&#8217;t they? I watched one happen in Antix, around me one drunken night&#8230;and yeah, even though it was led by gays&#8230;it still lacked a certain [...]]]></description>
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