Having the most hilarious day ever. I am a true lover of life. It jolts an excitement through me. I’m spreading joy, cheek and an evil spirit to all those around me. I’m winning a little, losing a little yet surfing on a mind blowing fire of ‘Va Voomage.’ I’ve just got done performing a sexy dance routine in the living room taught to me by a ‘don’t know who she belongs to’ 7 year old. It was a ‘When i grow up,’ Pussycat dolls bonanza. I’m quite good at the handy art of gyrating and decided to show off a bit…yes to the 7 year old. (Lol.) Unfortunately she seemed to beable to out Slut me a little more than a 7 year old should. She licked her fingers and everything. The music got turned off. I put on a stern, ‘don’t so that’ face and asked her who the hell she was, why was she in my house and would she like a Martini!?!
My interviews went well today. Did two. Both were brilliant. Yet each time it’s terrifying, as i have to go through a mind f***. Reporters are very clever at turning and twisting your tongue, phrases and information up, out and everywhere. I’ts hard because i feel, i still can’t be completely honest, as it’s important things are kept ‘shh’ right now. Which is difficult for little ‘ Queen of Candid’ me. Yet, i’m doing well and i never get caught out. I’m way to clever for that!
Anyway other than that, i’ve given my best friend poor love life advice. I told him to ‘ignore girls.’ Not sure how thats supposed ot help him get laid?? Ah welly. I’ve also just got off the phone to my matey Dino from ‘Zoo Magazine’ whos trundling away to New York for a couple days, to get his ‘CSI’ on and i’ve been pranked called soo many times today that i can’t even care to remember. Its funny. Kids will just call my mobile, say ‘Is this Chrissie from the Paris Show?’ When i quite stupidly say ‘Yes’ -all a beam…they crack up laughing and say ‘OMG she sounds exactly like she does on TV!!’ I’m getting bullied by 14 year olds. LOL. I’ve also caught up with some of my old school friends. The boys in the younger years are sooo hot now. I think a little cradle snatching is in order. Purrr…
If anyone can read german please do some translating for me, as i found this on line and i assume it’s about Me, yet have no idea what it says???
Läste just i min wikiartikel om Mikey att han varit gift med en Chrissie Wunna, brittisk glammodell och bloggerska
Jag är mycket besviken…’
Lots of Love. I need a great shing dig to go to. I’m in the mood. Chrissie Wunna x