I am headed to the brand spanky new Victoria Leeds today! I’m so excited to have a cheeky gander and pick up some glammy bits of luxury whilst spying! I shopped all day yesterday in Doncaster and then finished off the day with a giant Halloween party in Wunna land…note…for children. *Rolls eyes.* Yes, it was a nightmare. 🙂 But yes, the ‘what matters’…they enjoyed it. As a parent, you’re always taking one for the team.
GOD, some dodgy Gypsy woman kept finding me yesterday in Doncaster and stopping me to…well let me relive the convesation…
Gypsy: ‘I see good luck and extreme good fortune in your future.’
Me: ‘Ah cheers. Thank you’ (Tried to walk off Haha.)
Gypsy: ‘ You’ll have another baby..’
Me: ‘(Cut her off straight away) I BLOODY WON’T. I’ve got my hands full.
Gypsy: ‘No, but you’re going to be with a very lovely man, he’s in your life in the future i can see it.. Please buy a lucky heather so your world will be charmed.
Me: ‘A lucky heather isn’t gonna help me doll. You me to proof read your sales pitch. ( I *winked* and she actually WINKED BACK. Lol. Don’t buy lucky heathers, EVIL TRICKERY. Hahaha.)
Lots going on. I was shattered last night after swanning around in my off orange thigh high heeled boots from ‘Just Fab.’ Great boots. They’re fabulous, But shit did my legs KILL after trekking around all the shops. After the blooming Halloween party and passed out cold, in heeled, ‘thigh highed’ boot ache. Shopping in heels is good cardio. I’ve got black high boots to deal with today around Leeds, so LET THE LORD BE WITH ME. (But thank god i’m off for a Bubble tea and the Bubble tea bar. Always makes me smile.)
I’ve been kinda reminiscent today and thinking about all the boys i’m dated. Not lovingly, but in good humour. There’s been some corkers. I mean GOD, Tommy Reynolds from New Jersey. When i was young, he met me at a book store and said, ‘what is it going to take to get you out out of this bookstore and on a date with me.’
I had a random $40 self help book in my hand, that i had just picked up for kicks, (which is always very unfortunate when a boy is trying to fricking hit on you.) Anyway he didn’t let me think, saw my ‘no’ as a simple curve ball, grabbed the book out of my hand, paid for it, put it in a plastic bag and then threw it at me with a ‘lets go.’
AS IF! I know..and that’s how LA boys do it. (He’s from New Jersey but living in LA at this time.) Actually ended up spending the rest of the day with him and going on a date. He must have wined me and dined me something rotten. Spoilt me to lavish dinners and cocktails, new places and adventures every night …and all on him.
Anyway we ended up being together…because we had this really great friendship and i swear he had a willy extension? Honestly! It was odd looking, like elves had built it. Haha. He stayed at mine a lot, I ended up going to his a couple times…and HE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A BED. Just an AIR MATTRESS. Haha.
He was a body guard and worked for the likes of TOM CRUISE, and there as gun on his kitchen side just chilling…but no bed.
Even longer story short…ended up having a secret child that he never ever told me about. (I obviously don’t mind that, but find it odd when boys forget to mention it, as surely the boy would be his life?) AND ENDED UP HAVING A ACTUAL WIFE, that he had ONLY JUST BROKEN UP WITH…so technically….they were still ‘going.’ But arguing. So after i had changed my world, flown to New York and moved to be with him, all this came out, his mum kicked me out of her home for saying the word ‘masturbate’ (hahaha) and then i broke up with him and flew back to LA.
He messaged me yesterday stating that I ‘was the one that got away.’ Hahahaha. Silly sod.
He was actually good fun and he was funny to be with. I mean people go through ‘times’ don’t they and i get that as i’m certainly a human who has been through ‘times.’ I didn’t reply but i remembered. I’ve dated some corkers.
I mean there’s been some odd ones, like Ben…odd choice? Not a boy grown enough to handle Wunna as his bird. Got a bit big headed in the the end, yet knew that he didn’t have much to offer…someone like me.
BUT I WILL SAY, that the boys i’ve met this year alone…HAVE BEEN AMAZING. To be fair there’s only really been two that i’ve met and one that was rude to me.. but recently tried to smarmy back in, (I don’t think so. 🙂 ) ‘Eton Mess’ & London Business man are cool because they are beings that at the same time has being men, and funny, they make decent buddies.
Right, i’ve got to get ready. I’m off into Leeds with Abeiku Arthur who is the owner of House of Solo magazine. The idea is that i don’t let good times get the better of me and simply enjoy showing up at the joints…gracefully. 🙂
I’ll be at Victoria Leeds and Bubble tea today. xx