All sorts is happening and it’s hilarious! From my view point…it’s funny, but only because I don’t let the art of pointless ‘jiggery pokery’ get to me. So, yes, i’m happy. I’ve just been working, snapchat filtering with the babies, being my basic, yet glamourous toolish self, having wines and Desperados and enjoying every single minute of it.
I still don’t have my car, as I’ve blown it’s gasket? So, as my other friends pick up their new Audi A1’s, Green with interior pink light Mercedes and new showroom Mini’s, my executive wheels are still in the garage, getting fixed and waiting for me to pay £2000. Lol. I shouldjust get a new car, like a full on cougar, white Range Rover. But i won’t will I? I’ll just get the good old glammy Merc fixed. I’m rubbish at knowing anything about cars. So again, i’m finding all things in life humourous. I’m taking taxis and having ‘lifts of Mum’ at thirty five. Haha. It’s not so bad. I’m one to make the most out of anything. (Right now, i’m disliking stressy people, or people who stress over nada…so i’m therefore embracing dealing with things with a smile or absolute denial. 🙂 )
Everything’s great. It’s the Leeds Lifetsyle Awards soon. I have another photoshoot shortly. Nothings going on in my love life, yet it doesn’t feel bad. I feel pretty great! Lots of my guy friends are going on about how evil their girlfriends are being (you know the ones that hit that ‘control’ button with an absolute jiggle and POW!) Well it’s kinda making me feel as though no ones’ happy in the love bond that they’ve chosen to be in…well aside from Vicky and Guy (hahah) and ofcourse Lisa and Robin! That’s about it. Everyone else hates their partner. Hahaha. When i officially partner up…I’m going to be the happiest chick alive…in heels.
I’m really proud of all my LA friends for doing so well right now. There’s more to come on that. I’m remembering everything, like all the good times, the bad times and smashing Rudy’s plant pots because he pissed me off, when i was 20 something. I’ve been missing my guy bestie Brandon lots for some reason. He’s naturally an adventurer and i love that about him and even though he’s a ‘stick to his guns’ kinda guy, he’s soft. Yet he’s currently going through a divorce…which i know isn’t that much fun, even in nipple tassles and with a rum. So i kinda want to be there for him…to remind him how ace life is..with Wunna Land on your side.
Don’t linger in the past if it’s not feeling exactly right. Move forward with a positive mind.
I’ve definitely decided that i’m awesome. I’m certainly not taking any prisoners. I’m feeling on point and in my Autumn wardrobe. (Well the bits that i’ve managed to purchase.)
I did have a moan the other day because there have certainly been people who are of the ‘Jeremy Kyle’ variety, who are all loved up and happy. I sort of looked at my friend and stated such…and she replied with a,
‘Yes, but you’re in a different situation, as you can sort of filter through who you’d want to be with and afford to be a bit more picky…and with your shallowness, it’s impossible.’ Hahaha.
She definitely classed me as ‘hot.’ HAHAHA. So now i’m never gonna let her forget it! Although it definitely didn’t make me feel big headed, as to me the result is important. At the end of the day that chick is happy…and is with someone who loves her madly ans doing life with her…and that’s great…and STILL ahead of my gain…winks, hair tosses n’all. Hahaha.
Away from that…
I’m SUPER thankful to Tom Fox! I was happy that my blog was..or is being read on every continent of the world right now and in hundreds of countries, YET remember how i said that not one single human in Iceland had ever once tapped into chrissiewunna.com. WRONG! Now, thanks to Tom…who is currently flying back to Donny from Iceland…TOTALLY read a Wunna blog IN Iceland…HAHAHA…(Yes, i did tell him too, but that’s bedside the point. The point is that it happened and now i have utter WORLD DOMINATION. 😉 ) *Victory Air Punch Here.*
I do want to remind people that my brain does actually work. I’m not that thick. Yet based upon some of the messages that i get, you’d think that i chew on candy all day in sequins, to ditz music. I’m a lot more dynamic and driven than you think.
My brain works. Shocking, i know. Hahaha.
Other than that, i’m in need of a bit of fun, a bit of excitement. I’ve worked hard and not really played hard at all, infact not at all…so i want a bit of a ‘can can’ a glass clink and a belly laugh. It’s due and it’s what keeps my mojo alive.
So yeah everything’s great. I’m really lucky and i’m definitely not lame. 🙂
Eton Mess called me a ‘weirdo’ today, a lorry driver told me he was going to give me a sheep, Ruby is narked off because she asked her boyfriend (she’s five years of age) if he wanted to marry her and he said ‘yes’ bt then changed his mind later and said ‘no.’ HAHAHA. And Junior just wants to Motorboat my boobs and ask me to make him eggs.
Welcome to Wunna land!
I can’t believe that we’re almost in October! It’s like September didn’t count??? Where did it go? I mean, we only have 12 more Monday mornings until Christmas day!! However, i’m not complaining as Christmas is my favourite time of year as i have a December birthday, which means i should get presents. Lol.