‘Did you just say feedback?’
‘No!!! I said, that people are surprised that i’m so small, as i’m only five ‘ft four when they meet me. What do you mean feedback?’
‘Like when you’re on dates.’
‘Well, when i’ve been on dates before, they expect me to be six foot tall for some reason??’
‘So you didn’t say feedback?’
‘Noooo. I don’t ask for flipping DATE FEEDBACK! Lol. I hardly ever go on dates and when i do, i certainly don’t leave them a fricking photocopied sheet on the side with a feedback survey attached to it!!!’
HAHAHAHAHA. Life was hilarious today!
Then i went and forgot how old I was! (A friend that i know, of the same age did this also, in a pub.)
‘Am i thirty five?’
‘No, you’re thirty four.’
‘I’m not! I’m thirty five. I must be, i’m born in 1980???’
‘Wait, that means you’re thirty five in December???’
‘No it doesn’t. I think i’m thirty four, no i mean thirty five right now and thirty six in December?’
‘Yeah…that sounds about right!’
Living proof that when you get to thirty two your age just meshes into a conundrum of ‘thirty something’ and you no longer count years, until you’re about 38 and because you’re almost at 40 and people will buy you drinks! God, i’m old. *Weeps*
Anyway, It’s Friiiday! So well done to getting to the end of your week, be it work, pleasure or just plain old life. Have a mai tai on me. Or don’t. Whocares. I could’ve gone and cocktailed in Leeds tonight, but i couldn’t and being the kitty Queen of cocktailing, you know how devastating that IS for me. *Add a devastation face here.*
Nothing would be better than swanning around in sequins, with a glitzy whiskey sour in my hand right now. Yet Leeds, will have to wait. ‘Ginger Belle’ (i’ll call her) totally tried to persuade me, via tantruming with a ‘do it now’ and on the voice of ‘no’ she stormed back up the stairs in a comedy huffy play mood.
‘I would’ve if you told me ahead of time.’
‘You have THREE HOURS.’
(She’s like a Dominatrix.)
Anyway, i chose to settle the score by acting out the reason why i was unable to Leeds cocktail with her, outside the glass of her office wall window. (It’s a giant window of wall.) I mimed the art of having a baby and then imaginary rocked them…which is odd in pinstripes and odd on any level really. I need therapy. Lol
But yes, Leeds is my favourite…so i’ do drinks with ‘Ginger Belle’ some other Friday.(Then she did the worst and added me into a Facebook group. Hahaha. EVIL! And even worse, I had to deal with my other friend (the one that thought a tree decided whether a lemon was going to be a green ‘completely different fruit’ lime or yellow and got the terms albino mixed up with alpaca) being able to spell, within a group chat atmosphere. Lol.)
Life is ACE.
I’m swirling around in a a lovely lustful magic of opportunity right now. I’m doing really well and loving every minute of it.
Work, career, love, family all of it is brewing nicely. The Wunna family is totally the bomb diggy right now.
I’m looking forward to getting my hair did tomorrow and to sorting out my Made in Leeds stuffs!
Big kisses. Giant winks.