Barbie with a Runny Nose

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OMG! I have a 3 ‘o clock meeting and I have a runny nose. Nothing is more horrific than trying to look like ‘Asian Business Barbie’ aka ‘Queen of the World’..when you have a runny nose. I did what any little puss of glamour would do and well try and book a spray tan, watch a re-run of ‘Real Housewives Beverly Hills’ and eat gyoza dumplings. My nose is still unfortunately running, meaning that I now only have 2 hours to pull myself together and get to my meeting..with tissues…and fast. A runny nose is awful because it’s not like having a ‘runner’ in ya stockings. That can be sexy if delivered correctly. But it’s like having a slime run, oozing out part of your visible anatomy. It can never be made sexy…even in when you have too much eyeliner and lippy on.

Lots is going on right now and i’m happy. I think it’s sort of a turning point for everyone in Wunna land right now. We’re all growing up a little and as we are *sip imaginary cocktail here* we’re getting a great deal wiser. Wise girls are hot and when you feel hot…you feel powerful.

I’ve worked really hard all morning and it’s truly paying off. I haven’t figured out how to use the printer correctly. Wireless…not wireless..I don’t care. If it doesn’t work immediately for me…it’s obviously broken.

Keiran is working in Sheffield all day today. He’s a mighty horn ball right now, which is no different than usual. But it’s been quite a long time since we bonked, meaning that now he’s really ready for it. He kept feeling me up ‘accidentally’ whilst I was working last night and sticking his tongue into kisses. 🙂 I jumped at the ‘feel up’ and he had no idea why? It’s funny how boys wonder why we women ‘jump’ right? I mean, when we’re about to have sex with a boy that we fancy…we’re not going to *jump* are we? We’re going to ooze ‘ooh laa’ and love for them, maybe even put on a show, if you’re as slaggy as me. Yet, when our mind is elsewhere, like on work, or on being pregnant, or if we’re simply not expecting a ‘feel up,’…we *jump.* I think it’s normal. Anyway girl that doesn’t is a floozy. It doesn’t men we don’t fancy you…unless we don’t fancy you. 🙂 It just means we were caught off guard.

However, aside from all that, we’re all good right now. I have a lot of work to do. I’m really excited for my 3pm meeting. I’m stalking you all on Twitter and i’m going to have to head off, due to my rushy state of ‘godda-godda’ and catch up with you later this even.

Make sure you have a lunch time wine for me…it keeps you happy and creative. Ugh…i cna’t believe Rubes and Keiran have given me their colds. Lovely. *Sniffs up*

 

Love you lots,

Chrissie x

 

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