Getting Kinky with Nature & doing it with love

 

I FINALLY ot my hubby back at 8.47am this morning! WOOHOO! All i needed was to have his eyes directly infront of mine and just like that…i could breathe. It feels AMAZING!! I’m soooo relieved. I mean, i know that to those of you who may be shunning my absolute delight, just know that i have pretty much spent every night with him since we’ve been together. I haven’t ever been away from him, without being able to touch him for a single day EVER…let alone 4 whole days. I’m a people person, a love bunny and although i’m terribly comfortable in my own bit of skin, i don’t like to both be alone and have the man that i love away from me. I honestly couldn’t function and didn’t sleep ALL NIGHT. Vodka did keep me company, alongside sad love songs..but i cried. Like a little girl, without her ‘forever’ i princess weeped. Yes..i’m even an attention whore, when there’s only my mirror image to watch on. 🙂 *Bronze here.*

But at 8.47am..the patio door went and i heard him. I thundered down the stairs and there he was, beaming, with open arms, an open heart and with eyes that told me they loved me. (‘OMG you are beautiful Chrissie! I missed you sooo much.)

I cannot even explain how magical it felt. I never want him to be away like that again.

Then we got right back to normal and i made him a cuppa tea, with a side of 7 eggs on toast, in my pleated denim mini skirt, and open white shirted boobie top. Big hair. Big lashes. Big smile. I’m over the moon and it doesn’t even stop there. I’ve just tucked him in. (He needs a nap because he’s been working hard, non-stop and through the evening.) I kinda have to do a brief ‘tuck in.’ Keiran can’t be naked and front splattered on my satin sheets, whilst i’m next to him. As soon as i touch him, he wants to bonky and well right now he needs to catch some Zzzz’s.

And why does he need to catch some sExy Zzzz’s??????Yeah my little hot dollies…because TODAY….WE ARE GOING…to our delicious luxury log cabin retreat embedded in sherwood forest and for 4 ENTIRE DAYs!!!! We can’t wait and well nothing is better than being in love, retreating to nature, being alone and in luxury in our beautiful cabin, (equipped with champagne and hot tub) and in the middle of the forest!!! It will be magical and not only will we be able to adore each other and relax. (Perfect way to unwind.) But we will be able to get super dooper sexy. I mean we haven’t had a bit of a ‘tickle’ in almost a week. We’ve NEVER gone that long before. I’m gonna eat him alive and give him the best bit of ‘ooh laa’ he has ever had. Infact, i don’t think i can even wait that long. We don’t check in until 4pm.

I’m currently tumble drying because i don’t really know what i’m supposed to take to the woods? I’ve pack frilly zebra print knickers and over the knee school girl socks with diamantes. That’s all so far. lol. I’m taking a bikini and all my work that i need to do for the filming. And well..i guess a pair of heels, incase i need to strut around naked in them, whilst barbequeing wouldn’t go a miss?

The forest people have just called me to tell me how excited they were for us coming…which i love. I have no idea what our time there will be like, but i just know we’ll love it. The perfect place for a bit of peace. I’ll miss Ruby like CRAZY. But luckily, she’s ‘all about Grandma’ right now. Last night she duck toddled from the sofa to the fireplace, with a face of ultimate glee…hit we with a giant walking stick, took my money and then cried because she wanted to leave with my mum. 🙂 I’m obviously a great parent. I adore it when she ‘throws a diva,’ because it consists of her lauching herself on her front, upon the cream floor and then fake crying until she gets what she wants. Once she does, she giggles..looks for Keiran and then wants to leave. 🙂 LORD HELP ME!

My mums been in Burma for the last ‘almost 2 weeks,’ so Rubes has missed her like crazy. l have the most wonderful mother, that only a little girl could ever wish. My mum is probably the best mum in this ENTIRE universe and not a moment goes by when i don’t appreciate her. I love her. However, she’s an even BETTER grandma, than she is a mum, so i know my little bambino is in the best hands possible. Rubes currently adores my mum because she bought her a necklace made of wooden watermelons. Lol. (I got hit with that too. At least she’s learning how to appropriate ultilize her accessories. However, being clobbered by wooden watermelons on string, is hardly my favourite, when sober.)

I really can’t wait to get to the forest log cabin and whop on my white robe, ready for a big chillax, with my ‘hubby-to-be.’ (Read this bit in sunglasses.) It’s is extra birthday treat, that i think he deserves for being such a wonderful ‘handsome.’ We’re doing life together and well if we could give you any advice it would be to love the people who truely care for you and make sure you do something in your life. A lifetime seems so long, but it really isn’t. Make sure you make an impact. Make sure you live out your dreams and love hard. Keep it sexy and keep it fairytale.

I read a tweet two days ago saying this:

‘Don’t promise when your happy. Don’t reply when you’re angry and don’t decide when you’re sad.’

Perfect bit of advice. I’ve learnt to refrain from blogging whenever i’m angry and simply because i want my blog to be ‘feel good’ and warm..now that i’m old 🙂 and i want my words to positively inspire. 😉 (Even though my book is a little inappropriate and i’ve totally made the Google Blacklist. ‘Chrissie Wunna’ is now a term that is seen as offensive on Google, along with ‘Carpet muncher, Pamela Anderson, Chocolate Rosebuds and Paris Hilton.’ Lol. I’m in good company. You know you’ve made it when you’re on a Black list. 🙂 ) Take a looky: http://news.haverford.edu/blogs/sexdrive/files/2011/01/wrong-results.pdf

But yeah, book launch going well. May 4th is it’s release date. I’m filming on Tuesday and Wednesday. I have a trip to London bit forest break for work. (No rest for the sexy.) But technically from now on i’m on holiday…as of 4pm today! Yipppeeee!!

I am going to try and blog from the cabin. But lord knows whether i’ll be able to. I’ve deliberately ordered internet access to the cabin and totally with champagne and simply because if i get eaten by bears, whilst bonking my handsome Keiran, in nothing but stilettos..in the forest. I’ll still need a drink after i’m dead and he’ll have to write a blog post telling everyone the news. 🙂

I love you all and hope you not only enjoy the marvellous weather, but also make you’re dreams come true. Love the people you’re meant to. Get your priorites in line and reach for those stars in the sky…because if you don’t…i’ll take them all before you. 😉

I hope my phone works in the woods?

Home of Robin Hood…here i come. (I should probably pack more than just zebra knickers?? Infact, i might not even them, if all i intend to do is smoochie woochie the ‘handsome’ by wood. 🙂 )

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