In London Bitches

Well almost…i’m actually this minute on a train, opposite a granny, with a green berret on, who’s reading a book called, ‘Not Dead Enough.’ I missed my first train because i couldn’t carry my bags up the stairs fast enough…(this is why i need a male by my side always,) so i had to plonk myself on the next merry ride to London…whilst waving at children who now think i’m the best thing EVER, cos i got my tits out last night on the telly. (I’m a Great Role Model!! Innit!)

So, i have one stop until i reach Kings Cross. I’m gonna zoom over to The May Fair, where i’ll be staying until Monday. I should be meeting a boy in a wee bit..if he shows up and i’ve schdeculed drinks with Sexual Samuel. Loving it!! I’ll be having lotsa fun tonighta…i hope. I haven’t eaten all day, so i’ll prolly be TRASHED…and i believe i’m gonna be turning up at ‘No.5 Cavendish’ for a little winky wink, pout, later. So stay tuned…as i can’t fucking type on a train. It’s  bit wobbly!!!

Slag Much?

Chrissie xxx

4 thoughts on “In London Bitches

  1. have fun in the ldn u go all the donned up gaffes dont u if u ever want ot go somewhere in london and get messy go deluded at house and terrace grenwich saturday it is gonna be powerful. havea good weekend chrissie

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