Love Me

Looking for a man to love me, hold me, need me, touch me. Someone to laugh out loud with, to tell my secrets to and to be my soft landing when i fall. (I should probably start by putting some clothes on!!!) I WILL find him! Roll on date number 2! Oh and really now, i do not need anymore pictures of your ‘dingle dangles’ (especially after last night!!) Unless they have your face on the picture somewhere!!! (And that doesn’t me, draw faces on your fucking knobs!! Jesus Christ!) I now have an inbox flooded with  pictures of Carrie that say ‘SLAP ME’ and hairy fucking PENIS.

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