On TV tonight Bitches

So yes…as we all know i’m on ‘Paris Hiltons British Best Friend’ which airs tonight at 9pm ITV2. It’s the Second Episode and i’m feeling a little nervous, flushed down with a whole lot of excitement. W00-hoo!

Okay so..So far you’ve seen the introductions, which i understand can be a bit of a ‘snooze fest.’ But it’s essential in order for you to understand the upcoming ‘hoo-harr.’ You’ve also seen me get a fringe…(‘bangs’) which was actually quite annoying for me. I remember the stylist saying ,‘Oh you have such gorgeous eyes..‘ I was thinking, then why cut a bloody fringe over them then, you donkey!! I couldn’t even see under it! I’m a drunk, i need all the sight i can get. Yet i didn’t really care. I was loving every minute of the show and determined to stay on it. They could’ve cut zig-zags through my eyeballs and i still would’ve been like ‘Yeah! Yeah! Do it! Do it! I’m blinded, but Yeah!!’ I was flying high on this unimaginable  carpet of ‘buzz.’ I still am, if i’m being honest. I love being on TV. (It’s done wonders for my reputation.)  Even as a child, i was always trying to climb into the telly and have conversations with the people in it. I’m a natural entertainer and i love other entertainers. It’s a weird yet wonderful world of ‘Whack jobs.’

So the first episode was very ‘fluffly,’ very ‘giggly’ and a basic Inroduction to the characters!! Now it  HOTS up and starts getting ‘real.’ Well i do anyway, as ofcourse some chose to stay in ‘fake- giggle’ mode. But they’ll get outted on it…as they rightly should. The competition is now ON and burning. It’s every man for himself. And finally the show gets a GOING!! The drama begins!!

I’m truely loving it. But it’s really quite scary and exciting for me to see, as ofcourse i was there and lived it. It’s kinda like some magically surreal home-movie. It rockets me right back in time, to how i was feeling, how i was coping and what i was thinking. And because i haven’t been able to talk about what actually happened in there…it’s like some crazy emotional flash back. It’s BRILLIANT! Who need drugs! I love it, and i really hope you do too. There’s nothing else to watch anyway… I’d give anything to do it all over again.

If i’m not you’re favourite BBF after this Episode then Heaven help ya (and your poor taste) ! Wink Wink Purrr…! x

Chrissie Wunna

3 thoughts on “On TV tonight Bitches

  1. You can watch it on Youtube. Type in ‘Paris Hiltons British Best Friend’ and Episode one will be up there. Followed by the Second Episode tomorrow…methinks x

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