Cyber Sex Sucks

Morning my Delicious Doughnuts! It’s Wednesday, it’s hump day and it’s not even 11am, yet i’ve already been yelled at  approx. 4.5 times, from two different parts of the World!! Jesus Christ!! I’m used to getting school girl scolded, so it’s really just a ‘shrug of the shoulders’ and a ‘pass me my martini.’ However, please do try and cut me some slack before noon, if you are wishing to give me a stern telling off!!! I’m not even awake enough to argue my case out! (And we all know i love a good arguement!) I guess, what’s ‘dandy’ in My World, doesn’t really mesh with the menu in other peoples world? Yet that doesn’t bother me too greatly, as my World ROCKS! I’m living one of the most wonderful lives. However, if i’m being honest i do feel as though i’ve been put on big leathery ‘can’t break free’ reins right now. Which is probably worse than having your eyes gauged out by horny apes. I always feel those who enjoy being pulled back and held on reins are those who are too scared to be who they truely are. And that’s never very becoming now is it?? Why am I ALWAYS getting scolded???

As of right now, i have a lady and a gay, with an army of makeup brushes tending to my face..which is making it kinda hard to type. It does however mean i’ll look phenominal by the time i’ve finished writing this blog, so the pay-off is a ‘2 thumbs up.’ Two boys are trying to have Cyber sex with me on Facebook..which i find amusing. They start off with a ‘Hey, how are you?‘ Then 4 lines in …they’re talking ‘cocks and pussies.’ Each to their own, but Chrissie Wunna is NOT a fan of Cyber sex. I’ve been used for Cyber sex, so many times…lol. I’m a sensual girl and a sexual girl, yet that’s an energy, a magic. So typing ‘ooh, yeah baby, yeah…uh-uh’ just doesn’t cut it for me. Plus, how do people actually ‘rub one off’  AND type at the same time?? (haha) I can’t even have fake cyber sex anymore. Y’know when you’re just finding the boy too funny, so you type all kinds of sexy nonsense. Guys really do get into it! They really do ‘heave-ho.’ I’ve seen it with my own slanted eyes. (Long story, i was hiding behind a curtain and was forced to watch a friend  ‘jerk it’ to an online hottie, by accident . Just wrong place, wrong time. LOL..) But for me personally ‘sexy time’ is about touching and chemistry. It can’t end with a ‘(put any screenname in here) has just signed off.’

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