Your Cock Or Mine

For someone who isn’t endowed with a penis, yet a deliciously powerful muffy McMuffin. (No it doesn’t smell like McDonalds.)  I’m sure as hell the cockiest person i know. (Get out that 8 inch sword and fight me like a man!) I’ve always been this way, and the sad thing is. I really am starting to think i’m the DOGS BOLLOCKS! Like the Champion of Champions! Like the cat that ALWAYS gets the cream. One day i’ll get over myself and i need too, as i’m sure it’s not healthy right? It’s worrying. But soooooo HOT! (Im making snail trails in my panties. Licky licky!)

I’m cocky because i think (hang on a second i have a bunch of people texting me, asking for help. I mean, HELP ME…god knows i need it. I’m in no position to be dishing out that ‘good old’ advice stuff. I can’t be bothered…) I’m cocky because i have this weird irrepressable CONFIDENCE. Not sure where i found it…but it found me. I’m so sure of myself, that i can ‘swiggedy swagger’ pigeon walk  into anything and just know good or bad…I probably did BRILLIANTLY.

 I’m cocky because no-one can really live MY life better than ME. NO-ONE! It’s just MINE!! (Greed rocks.) I have complete control of it. (Very telling.) And It’s the only thing you have that’s honestly & truely YOURS…and it doesn’t talk back. So my shit advice would be to LIVE IT…and kinda the way I do…as it will probably be better. I have bigger balls. ( Cue Trumpets for Blowing!)  I’m gifted with this ability to not give ‘2 crazy twats’ about what people may think of Me and concentrate on what’s important…which is ME! I’m the GREATEST at ‘MY life’ because there’s really no competition.  So 2009 should be about fearlessness, doing whatever your inner ‘cock’ tells you too (apart from feel up minors or finger bang grannies) and not  (cliched crap) ‘love ‘ yourself, but be soooo into yourself…that you want to get naked and marvel your body all over with good times…and a bucket of Greek God sperm.

I move my life, the way i move my body…it’s a way that sexually entices you to want to join in. It’s a seduction, it’s hungry and it is ignited by YOU. More people should be more ‘into’ themselves. I encourage it. Lets all throw caution to the wind and get ‘Sexy.’ Shit, if Casanova had a daughter (and he probably had 102..the greedy stud) it would be me. I ‘Casanova’ over everyones life. (You are now free to go wank it.)

4 thoughts on “Your Cock Or Mine

  1. no i was weighting to catch me speed boat at 12 then once i got there i got pick pockjeted. it is the only bad night i have had so far

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