Feeling SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fantastic this morning. The sun is a shining, the birds are a chirping and last night i dreamt of sexual liasons, in the toilet of my parents first house with Barack Obama. (haha) God knows why?? It got really dirty too, yet in the end turned into pure comedy. I remember having to rush to have a bath, due to messy squirting (hahahaha) and not by ME! (hahahaha) Disgusting, yet sooo funny i woke up laughing my head off!! It went everywhere. His face was all panicky! (hahah)
It’s such a lovely day, that i’m getting ready to strutt off on a walk around the village. I actually can’t believe how sunny it is! Delicious! I feel a great day coming on. I’ve a smile on my face, and i’ve just managed to make a paper airplane out of a single slice of crustless bread, smeared with butter. It flew it’s way straight into the bin. I’m aware that thats highly wasteful…but only just this second aware. So i need to think about it a little more. Time for the naughty step!! Spank me daddy!
Anyway, i’ve really got to go and enjoy my day. I really do hope you have a wonderful one, full of winks, smiles and tingles. I love you all… (not really)