It’s Christmas Time bitches

It’s November, it’s windy, i feel a little rough today and now that bonfire night is over….yes my pretties…IT’S officially CHRISTMAS!!!!! Bring out those banners, those stockings, those puddings. Hang those baubles, those robins and 10ft trees. It’s actually my favourite time of year, as it’s borderline ridiculously sparkly, drinking is acceptable and not only do you get to shop like a retarded demon, and fight grannies for the best priced goods, but you (and most importantly) GET PRESENTS!!!! Ooooooooooh Daddy!!! Then to make it even better, God decides to shoot me into this merry world smack bang in the middle of all the Christmas chaos. Oh yes!! Little Miss. Wunna has a McBirthday coming up!!! (You better KNOW yourself!)

Infact, now i think about it…no wonder i’m a bit ‘tea bag short, of a full pot!!’ Most people are born during normal times of the year, where there’s sunlight and sanity. The day i was born, i was draped in multi-coloured tinsel, seeing giant plastic trees that sang to me covered in glitter, plums and fake birds and having to be plonked on a Santa’s furry red knee and asked to smile, with reindeer ears on!! (Actually that part was HOT. I was a hussy even at zero years of age. I never used to cry. I used to try and un-button his trousers, with a face of sheer frustration!!)

I’m feeling great today. Really happy! It’s one of those days of general merriment, and i’m bounding off the walls with some sort of super sonic glee. I feel sexy, i’m looking for an adventure, and funnily enough it all starts with a Poppy and a lovely cup of tea.

Unfortunately, something tells me my ‘mood’ will take a long weighty swing to the other end of the spectrum, as i keep seeing things on the web of me that aren’t too nice, with apparent Chrissie Wunna quotes and everything. All i can say is, it takes a lot more than that to get me down, so you get a jolly Christmas middle finger and a ticket to ‘Loserville.’ All kisses x Wow! Christmas rocks!

1 thought on “It’s Christmas Time bitches

  1. im pleased u are so happy babe i dont mind christmas but this year it is all about getting me goose down me gregory having a few sherbets with me old man and bro getting me old girl to drive me home at nine as she dont booze then kipping and getting up at 5 to go the land of thai braaaapppppppppp brrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.

    im sorry to hear there are things being said about u u dont like chrissie tel me the site and i will go mug em for u and tell em to shut there noise if u want babe have a lovley christmas chrisse tada scratch xxx

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