Marvellous day bitches

Just one of those days of Greatness, and i’m not even being sarcastic…the day really did turn out wonderfully. It’s now getting a bit shit, because i have someone frantically racing around me, blaming me for the loss of their ‘treasure.’ If you lost it, it’s your bloody fault. I wasn’t even around!!! Don’t you just hate being blamed for others losing their minds? I do, that’s why i’m idoly not helping them find their treasure, when i can see it, and know exactly where it is!! 10 points! Evil laugh.

Today i feel naughty, mischievious, and like i can get away with anything. And even though i’ve been called a ‘party pooper’ after telling a big balled male, that i’ll hopefully  be walking into a casting, and ‘not into Him shafting sexpot Sally, her mother and a hamster,’ and then being called (via text message) by one of my bestest friends, ‘Sick.As.Fuck.’ life has been marvellous today. Whilst dithering around aimlessly at Starbucks, i bumped into an old school friend…i use to call him ‘Hunky Dunky’…he softly called my name during my wait for 2 tall lattes.. (it was quite a moment) i suddenly realised how HOT he got!! I likey likey!! So i told him, and exchanged emails. (lol) He’s in the navy, and all dreamy, and sweetness…we’ll definitely be going out for an alcoholic beverage or 4. ( 4 as in drinks, not big willies- had to verify, as some of you fans are quite perverted. Unfortunately,Chrissie gets ‘gang banged’ is definitely not on my list of things to do. I’ll surely never make it that far up, the lofty ladder of success!!)

Other than my fabulous day, and feeling all ‘oooh mama’ sexy , (my friend is still racing around me looking for lost things) not much else happened but a giant fucking thunder storm. It messed my hair up, but not really as i was inside ‘Staples’ the whole time, (it’s like ‘Office Depot’ if you’re american), so i don’t know why i just completed lied?? I have GREAT hair. A Wizard tried to make me call a 60 year old Lord, and demand a marriage, after stating that ‘he can’t have long left,’ so i could steal all his money and give it to him. I suggested he bone a snaggletoothed  millionairess, so i wouldn’t have to be pimped out. He claims he can’t do older than 23. Sad but true!! He’s always trying to sell me to rich men. (Always as in ‘once’ and via text.) I don’t need to be sold, i’ll usually ‘put out’ for free. I really fancy a burger now. God, i love being me. Great day!! I LOVE MY LIFE!!!! I feel ‘naughty’ easing its way up my spine. (Mwahahahahahaha!)

1 thought on “Marvellous day bitches

  1. u a proper funny bird chrissie u always seem to have blinding adventures babe. but to many english people ate going starbucks after 11 am and it aint right. that is what boozers are for if u want a drink go down the battle not a poncy starbucks

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