Pull my hair whore

Woke up this morning, with a National Enquirer in my hand, and wondering why Britney Spears gets her children taken off her by loser (only out for her money, and i know because he told my friend, when they first started dating that he was going to ‘Do his time with her,’ then disgustingly pirate belly laughed,) Kevin Federline, when all she really did was shave her head, then cry about it!! Poor Brit, just needed a quick hair cut. Yet, Michael Jackson, (who i adore, and purely because he’s so bizarre) is pointed at, as an apparent kiddie fiddler, then decides to dangle his newborn over a giant balcony, with a blanket over it’s head for fun, gets to keep his young’uns right by his side??? Makes no sense. Kevin federline needs to get kicked in the head by an evil northern girl gang or something? You can’t make Brit pay to see her kids. (Well i guess you can.) I feel bad for her. K-Fed, auditioned for ‘Legally Blonde’ the Musical. What??? He didn’t get the job… What a surprise. (Noboby crap raps in it obviously.)  Kevin will probably feature in the x-rated version, ‘Illegally thonged.’ Coming soon… to a dirty street corner near you! I bet he tries to get his CRAP RAP in it!! Hush the noise Kev!!

Shit, i’ve wasted half my blog, talking about others!! I love reading the Nat.Enquirer, in bed, as i wake. It kind of fills your head will such marvellous nonsense, so you can start the day by trying to anxiously find your grip on reality. I do however hate how it inks your fingers up, during your read. It has a musty black on it or something? Never trust anything that leaves a musty black irremovable stain. My guy friend once had an orgy on my bed when i was out. One of the girls was not a girl. I saw a penis cleverly attached, whilst i tried to distill my fury, at the fact that i had snail trails all over my luxurious sheets, that did not belong to me. She kept trying to kiss me to apologise, when caught. Everytime, she touched me, (during my ‘duck & weave’ )her black and purple eye makeup kept glitter printing all over my arm. (I say my ‘arm’ ….as it was across my face, guarding it, from being kissed by this snaggle-toothed, now crying, girl with a penis, who had just fucked 7 men on my bed, one of which was my roomie.) If you’re going to be a ‘he/she’ train to be a HOT one. It really is much better, for everyone. There’s plenty of really hot ones, i’m sure, yet i have noticed that if you randomly bump into one at a gay bar, that has had more than 4 shots, and you’re a young hot girl. They thunder up to up, with an angry butch face, and not only bitch about you, but start trying to fight you like you’re a man, because you’re a REAL LIFE girl, or something?? The wig falls off and everything. Not very ‘Ooh la laa,’ giggle, spank, now is it??? They need to learn to ‘girl’ fight. Y’know, a yell of ‘Oh no! You Whore,’ a slight pull of the hair, you’re suddenly naked, in mud, crying and making out? I never really got into ‘girl’ fights. I say ‘Pick flowers, not fights! Or just Ruuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn! Thsi really isn’t early morning talk now is it?

7 thoughts on “Pull my hair whore

  1. First off: Britney is a train wreck. Abysmally incapable of caring for herself, let alone two infants. She actually does make the golddigger ex-hubby look like the parent better suited to taking care of those kids. I know the Commissioner presiding over her case (I’ve got a custody matter in front of him, as well), and he’s a decent bloke.

    I also love the line, “penis, cleverly attached.” I’ve not seen one that was attached in any way other than the usual, but then, I don’t spend a lot of time looking at penises. (Penii?)

  2. what your pals likes he shes i bet he was wounded waking up next ot a lady boy or dos he go on like that often. brit should pay the doe to get k fed finished 60 bag ot a crack head and he will be game over simple as it is. or get with a naughty cunt who will cut him for fun. britney needs some one on the level and honest ot help her they not to say get the chum out of your hooter and sort yourself out u were a sort know your a dog rocket britney pull your finger out of your arse. have u herd the joke about wako jacko. it goes vicotria beckham admitted to sleeping with michael jackson while in la.

    jackson denies this saying he was in brooklyin instead lol.

    he is a nonce chrissie that is why i cant listen to his tunes any more

  3. going thailand i have seen my fair shair of lady boys and some are eye catching but u can tell they are fridges they have big hands and still have an adams apple and some still have desperate dan chins and they normally have massive thrupneys. when i first went i tried to help a frog i know i am ashamed of myself for trying to help a frnch person. as he was walking with it i went oy mush thats a fridge shun he said something in french and walked of with her i though hairy muff u can have a crying game moment in the mornig bruv. know i just let it happen and laugh to me self u are going to fuck a fridge.

  4. im all for her marrying a proper star and him doing k fed in the jacobs. but if she married a proper boat of the east end he would cut k feds jacobs of and stickem up the mugs harris. that would help britney out more chrissie

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