Men at work bitches

The funniest thing i’ve seen all day! I was being driven down a road, and when i got to the bottom of it, i looked up at the road sign…which obviously read, ‘STOP,’ and underneath it (hahahahaha) someone had spray painted in white, the words…’Hammer Time.’ I cracked up for hours!! God it was really hot today, wasn’t it??? I’m loving it. I tried to go to the tanning salon today…and yeah i’m the only person in the world thats waits for the hottest sun to shine upon Pontefract, then gleefully decides to go bake in an indoor bed….anyway, it was closed..so i guess that put an end to that tale!!

I’m coming second in that Zoo thing, and the voting ends tomorrow. I have a funny feeling that i’m gonna lose out to a girl (the current leader) who (and i don’t care if i say it,) is NOT FUCKING HOT. Everytime, my score creepes up, her’s just happens to also, and it makes me want to gauge my eyes out with rusty spoons.

The phone is ringing…wait…

I’m back anyway, i spent most of the day thinking about how road signs, after the ‘Stop, Hammer Time’ (hahaha) one. And i specifically remember being about 17, coming home from a night out in Wakefield, with my then partner in crime, ‘Miss.Quy,’ who too was as blathered as i had chosen to be. Unfortunately, i was in a marroon coloured Citroen AX, which had a Kinder egg surprise Koala bear toy, blue tacked to the front of my bonnet (hood)…and yes the even more unfortunate thing was that i was behind the wheel, trying to move this heavy machinery down streets and alsorts!! It was about 4am…and one of us thinks it would be an EXCELLENT idea to have a ‘men at work’ (that triangle one with men digging something on,) road sign as a keepsake. So when we found one, we found two, so luckily, and all against the law and everything, we jump out, i pop my boot (trunk) and we try to lift one of those bloody things!!! They are the HEAVIEST things you will EVER try and lift!! Luckliy i was drunk, so i laid on my back (wa-hey), actually unscrewed nuts, bolts, god knows whatelse, and we lifted it piece by piece into my boot. It took about 20 mins. We got the other one afterward also. I kept mine in my bedroom. It really was a complete waste of drunken time!

2 thoughts on “Men at work bitches

  1. it is to fucking hot chrissie im sweating like a nonce in a playground at the moment. can i vote more than once in the zoo thing babe? if i can i will hook u up have a good week chrissie tada scratch

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