Edible fucking Palace

So there you go poor little starving children of the world! Instead of giving you food, a State in America has decided to BUILD a fucking palace of  it instead!!! There you have it! Some American state has made a GIANT sized, whole Palace of sugary delights, that is completely edible, and is boasting about it quite gleefully. ( i mean i would too, yet really it only works for Willy FUCKING Wonka- and he didn’t even build a WHOLE enitre Palace…he just had a room.) So basically, all i’m gonna say on the matter is, i don’t think they want to share it with you. But by all means, and if you’re in a 3rd world country, don’t feel scared to take a mild disliking to them for commiting such crude sugary act! Can you believe it?? You have no food! They forget to send you any, and instead bulid a FUCKING Palace out of it!! Blows my mind!!

Other than that, i’m about to and wallow in my bed sheets. I’ve worn this too tight blue thong all day, in the sweltering heat. It got a little lost at times, due to it’s ‘too tightness’ and began to get rather annoying….and disgustingly sweaty…hahaha. It’s the only thong that can give you a wedgie, and a camel toe at the same time. I’ve just plucked it out of my bum cheek cave, and tried to snake -ease it off. WOW!! It’s wet, it’s gross, and if i can’t sell it on ebay for hundreds of pounds…it will definitely be set fire to, and sent to Hell, where it rightfully belongs!! I told you i hate ‘Blue.’

1 thought on “Edible fucking Palace

  1. the sceptics are funny thought chrissie i reacon the fridge who built it loves a bit of candy aint it. it sounds like u needed to wear a more comfy thong treacle ? have a great weekend chrissie take care babe tada scratch

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