White Cock

Just woke up, and feeling delicious! (It’s my new favourite word, when i say it, makes me think sloppy, smooth, scrumptiously, warm, feel good food, that makes you go, ‘Oooooh papa!) MY brother is making me watch his ‘Adrenaline Munkies’ video, over & over again, and i just saw a security guard, at a shopping mall, who i ‘didn’t notice at first, but in the end did’ went to prep school with when i was 3-13yrs old. He claimed he spent his whole early schooling life, not learning his ‘oh so  important’ A,B,C’s and chasing my ass, due to undying love, only to hear me say, ‘Boys are Yucky,’ every 3.6 seconds. He use to buy we gifts…we were 5. I accepted them, but still thought he was ‘yucky.’ Champion!!

So i’ve had to get changed like 4 times today, for simply just getting it wrong! And i don’t mean, mixing polka dots, with stripes wrong…i mean being accidentally racist wrong. I was wearing this black tank top, that i was given by the designers of the company ‘Whiteboy’ to wear. They give me hundreds of dollars worth of their products to wear in my daily life, for free. It apparently is good promotion for them, and i especially love the giant black bag that they gave me reading in giant white letters, ‘FUCK All Y’ALL.’ They’re based in LA! So i’m wearing my black, ‘I love Cock’ tank top. It has white writing, the ‘Love’ is a baby pink heart, and the cock part, is a flat paint-like print of a cockerel, in white. I have no shame, their tops fit so well! Anyway, someone stops me, and asks me if my shirts by ‘Whiteboy’…i say ‘Well it says so here, so i guess i’ll go with YES.!’ He then says ‘You do know that you’re supporting the ‘we’re white and hate black people’ movement??’ So i’m kinda feeling all uncomfortable, and thinking about the two big angry heavies, who run ‘Whiteboy’ and remembering that someone had once told me that they had tatooes all over their bodies that would support such a movement. I kind of just let it pass, as i wanted free stuff! I look down at my top, and the bloke, (who’s black) and i say, ‘My shirt just says, i love Cock though??’ He sadly shakes his head in disgust, and claims it says, ‘I love WHITE cock,’ as the cockerel was all WHITE. So i apologise, and feel like a proper Tit, and run home to take it off and change, since i’ve spent the WHOLE morning being an ethnic girl, standing around in a ‘I love WHITE cock’ shirt, by accident. I’m not sure if the boy i met was right or not, but it’s not really worth the risk now is it!!! Just so you know, i’m not racist…i just don’t like midgets with boners who try to chase me around Hollywood clubs, and try to stick it in me whenever my back is turned, whilst giggling!! I’m deifinitely against that random breed of beings, yet honestly after about 4 malibu pineapples, it doesn’t hurt as much….hahaha

I just heard i got thorugh to the NEXt round of the ‘Daily Stars Footballs Foxiest Fan’ competition….hahaha…i LOVE my job!!!!

1 thought on “White Cock

  1. quality chrissie u wetre walking around in the californian c 18 t shirt. what team do u support for u to get through to the final of the foxiest fans section? i hope your dad is a lot btter today chrissie enhoy your weekend treacle take care babe tada scratch

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