Stop leftover drunking me

Just woke up and even though i feel a little ‘bark like a dog’ rough, after too much ‘straight to my head’ red wine, and cocktails, i think i’m quite chipper!! Yesiree!! I feel GREAT!!! Infact no i feel MARVELLOUS!!! Sometimes you’ve just got to let loose in order to feel ALIVE. It’s the biggest thing to me. As we all know i am rather frustrated due to not being able to work until my boobies are exactly right…so whilst i have a whole load of jobs waiting for me to tamper with….(and i hate keeping anyone waiting…especially Myself,) i’m having to calm down, yet let loose, and drink cocktails….until i can work!! I’m almost there now! I can’t believe i wrote that blog on cocktail umbrellas last night (say no to shots)…i do love them though…cocktail umbrellas, and NOT shots! I HATE shots as i think they’re pointless and just something boys buy girls to get them wasted faster, so they have a better shot at the ‘bedroom shuffle.’ Hahah…i think i’ve even bought boys shots, for the exact same reason. I have all guy friends in LA…they taught me wrong, but it is better than a ‘roofie.’ I love cocktail umbrellas because they’re always attached to something yummy…and make you believe you’re on holiday. That’s why my fave drink is a Malibu Pineapple. I take my first sip and i think i have a carribean carnivale circling me. (Loser) I rarely ever do, just a bunch of leftover drunks. I love leftover drunks, i met one called ‘Cowpie’ once. He had one tooth, and a cowboy hat. I think he was about 65 and use to be a Drag Queen…he talked way to close to my face. ‘Hoooooooooooollllywoooooooood!!’

So i’m going insane because i can’t work. I hate it! I think i’m a workaholic now. I can’t live without my job, because it’s so FUN. UGH!!!  I need to be doing something creative. It’s like being the most passionate person, yet being unable to set the passion free. (haha, sooooo drama queen.) My audience awaits….i’m eager to get started. I film something thursday…i need to go fake tan. Kisses…

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  1. IT SOUNDS LIKE U HAD A GOOD NIGHT ON THE SAUCE AND U DONT SEEM TO GET HUNG OVA. I WAS IN BAGS OF TROUBLE YESTERDAY AFTER SATURDAYS ALL DAYER THE ONLY THING THAT GOT ME BACK TO BEING HUMAN WAS SEEING THE SPANISH SCORE AND WHEN THEY WON TO BEAT THE KRAUTS I WAS JUMPING UP AND DOWN KISSING ME PAL ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AND TWO WORLD WARS ONE WORLD CUP AND ENGLAND WERNT EVEN PLAYING LOL. IT SOUND LIKE UARE A RIGHT BUBLE TO GET PISSED WITH CHRISSIE HAVE A GOOD DAY BABE TADA SCRATCH

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