Fancy a game if Hooker

Already today i have seen a grown man get cradled by his mother, whilst being rocked to ‘Rock-a-bye baby.’ It’s weird how men really truely stay babies. I mean, ‘Latin Lover’ he loves it when i treat him like a 2 year old…really he does. It’s fun, and gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘naughty step.’ I once grabbed his Chef apron, and miraculously managed to turn it into, an ass out, tits out, naughty nurse outfit.’ (My mother taught me well…purrr.) I also, turned a paper towel, into a nurses hat….i kinda looked stupid. Then i treated him like he was 2 and nursed him back to erm…health? I’m making myself sound like a child molester. I promise you i’m not, i always (apart from one time) wait until they’re at least old enough to lie about their age!! And boy do they lie!! You would actually think that the rest of that nursey story would be HOT right? Nope! I didn’t even get laid.. he fell asleep. My outfit was wasted!! I took it off feeling very unloved, ( i think i put it on a bit tight too. It was fucking difficult getting it off. I looked like a chimpanzee trying to sexily ease it off.) Then when he woke up, he bonked me. He must not like nurses or something?? I think he more likes to play the very original  ‘Pretend you’re a Hooker.’ It’s funny how when you’re a kid you play Post Office, Shops, and Mummies & daddies…yet when you get older, it becomes you’re ‘real life’ so it’s not at all fun anymore. Then you’re forced to make up bedroom games like ‘prostitutes, ‘or  ‘drunk sex.’ It’s fun. It’s healthy, it’s the word of God?

God i have GREAT boobs!!

4 thoughts on “Fancy a game if Hooker

  1. your nurses outfight sounds the guvna babe. i like to be vorat when i am in the sheets it makes the bird crack up but when i am drunk and have a prod i just smash then open up another beer and kip i aint much of a lover when swilled. have a good daty chrissie and enjoy massaging your mods. if u ever want a hand doing it i am the man for the job i have been told i have heeling hands lol

  2. same here chrissie i couldnt even spell iwas that hungova at the time i think i should learn never try to type a comment after twelve pints of wife beater and a few scotches and brandys u are in bags of trouble

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