Giant bollocks

It’s early, i’m up…i’m feeling good, and life seems to be going the way it should be. Was in the line of fire last night, and if there’s anything i hate more than ‘having to wear your underwear inside out,’ it’s being slap, bang in the middle of two people YELLING at one another, whilst you’re trying to watch ‘Big Brother.’ (Get Sylvia OUT, she’s a two-faced SKANK!!!) Some people have no manners….at least pay me to listen to the yelling or something?? I also had a ‘definitely not ‘one of my favourite Exes call me last night. I didn’t pick up my cell phone, so they called my home pretending to be from a magazine, in order to talk to me. (cough *loser* cough.) I still didn’t pick up!! I mean i’m pretty Stupid, but more ‘oh shit i forgot to wear my bra,’ Stupid and less ‘ Wait whilst i ungracefully hit my head against a padded wall, stupid. Hahahaha!! I feel like they all try and compete with ‘Latin Lover.’ It’s bizarro, boys! ‘B’ to the ‘IZZ’…’R’  (that was my attempt at rap stardom…..call my agent.)

Anyway, I’m feeling confident, i have period pains, and i’m dying for a cuppa tea!! Work is wonderful, it’s my baby brothers birthday party tonight, so i’ll have 18 year old boys to flirt with…SCORE….and yeah superstardom is a calling!!! I’m happy and HOT mama HOT!! Oh, and i managed to watch the ‘Tallest man in the world’ documentary last night!! That dudes 8 ft 5, or something?? The whole way through the show, all i cared about was how much his giant bollocks would weigh?? Some care about the ‘height’, i care about what’s under the ‘height.’ (that was me showing my softer side.)

I’m going to make tea! I love you…xxx

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  1. i hate it when two people are having a barney when u are trying to watch something it does my head in especially the footie when the toon are palying. i dont know that mohammed is a bit of a wrong un and all cross dressing and that. i hope your bro has a good birthday. his lil pals are gonna love it with u there looking sexy with your lovely new guns. do u reacon the tallest man has got massive jacobs they might be the only small thing about him his tilb and his jacobs lol. have a good day and a good night at your bros party dont get to swilled though chrissie

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