God i’m missing LA!! i feel really bored today. I can’t wait to go back….i’m literally going insane. I love my family, i’ve LOVED the peace and harmony, i’ve enjoyed good british daytime TV, but honestly i godda go back to ‘La La Land,’ before i completely lose my ‘umph.’ Y’know, i might just be having one of those days, because it’s crap weather outside, but i doubt it. Plus, i don’t fancy adopting a ‘Yorkshire lass beer belly,’ as i’ve sighted quite a few. I’d get booed out of West Hollywood, and stoned to death by the Gays. I need to leave before it’s too late…hahaha! At least i found ‘peace’ for a wee bit…i needed it, so i didn’t end up completely ‘doo-lally.’ I always blamed ‘Hollywood,’ for driving me nuts. Yet, it didn’t…I basically managed to drive myself that insane….I know right? Quite a talented girl!!! So whilst my LA chums play ‘high school’ under the big white sign without me 🙁 and train real life SUPERMODELS (well done ‘hot ass’ for getting that gig,)…if you don’t know what i’m talking about…hahaha…sucks to be you!! I will eat pie, continue massaging my breasts, miss my ‘latin Lover’ and continue working on that ‘Yorkshire beer belly.’ Ugh!! I need the insanity of Hollywood, to feel sane again. It’s like DisneyLand…I love it! I have no-one to play with. When you’re 27 in Yorkshire, you’re basically GROWN…when you’re 27 in Hollywood, you’re basically fresh meat, who’ll probably end up shagging Matt Dillon (who unfortunately still thinks he a stud,) in about 2 years. Shit, i feel like i have GREAT tits, but on the absolute WRONG continent!!