‘Okay so, I need you to go ahead and massage them with cream, everyday to help soften them up,’ said the naughty nurse to the little slutty asian girl. Asian girl nodded, as her boobie bandages were REMOVED!! Wooo-hoo!! (Beer! Beer! BEER! Beer!) It was total girl on girl action. And although i’m still a little stiff (Mmmm), and still a little cautious, it seems my boobies are dandy!! I have zero bruising, no more swelling, my scars are not noticeable, and (to all those people who said my muggins would be rock McSolid,) they ALREADY feel like jelly. (BOOYAH!) It’s fun, they’re squishy, and just like real ‘but totally fake’ boobs! A couple days of massaging, and i’ll be able to really enjoy them! (oooh Laaa…) My body still doesn’t feel 100% well, (due to fear of moving to fast, which is getting annoying, as i have to get my sorry arse back to work shortly), my mother keeps telling me (infront of everyone at Subway) to ‘STICK them out, so people can see them,’ (hahaha), and now i have boobs, i think i should add BOOZE!! (DRink it, Lillian!!) Infact, i might have one now, to celebrate. Knowing me, i’ll probably pass out cold, and split myself open…um…that didn’t come out right? Hahahaha! (Dirty mare)
I’ll check in later, as i’m pathetically working on operation ‘Man Up, you Frilly tart,’ so i can get back to work before my agent kills me. I love you, and thanks for listenning to me ramble on, about not much! It’s funny, every male i call now, pretends that they’re listenning to what i’m actually saying, by doing the randomly placed ‘Yep…yep…uh-huh…yep,’ for about 7 mins, then out of nowhere says, ‘I bet you’re massaging your boobs right now!’ Pervs!