Tits Ahoy

I don’t really have anything to report, except mild back ache. Give me a week, and i will be ready to flaunt my flipping floaters, the way all great floaters, should be flaunted!! (appaulse) I can’t wait..the sheer excitement of feeling like a glamour puss again, and ‘Doing the Do, damn right,’ is more than i can handle!! I did however have a hugely concerning moment where i felt i looked partially like the ‘Hunch back of Notre Dame,’ exactly 75 mins ago, yet a quick call to LA, made me feel like a MILLION DOLLARS, and push those tired shoulders back! I’m getting there!!

Life is Great! I’m happy, at peace, and feeling very very loved….which helps an attention whore like myself, more than you can imagine! I just want to feel feminine and girly again, instead of feeling boring & disabled, and start entertaining you boys!! And i believe the time is almost here!! I feel like i’ve been put on hold. How can i be clean when my soul is telling me to be dirty!!!??!

I know you’re all probably eager to see my new additions, and want to hear stories of me sitting butt naked, and topless, on my bed, legs open, tits in hands, with a pout of champions etc..etc…and i don’t think it’s gonna be long now!! Hahahaha! Lucky boys!! I’m getting random calls from random people, so if you are one of those ‘randoms’ don’t bother! I’m also getting lots of calls from Exes all over the world, and same goes really, ‘Don’t bother,’ i mean you didn’t really bother, when you were supposed to…did ya?? (oooh stiletto to the heart!!)  Now that i have fakies, every boy wants to be the FIRST boy to see and sample.

Well let me tell you….the first person to see and sample, will be Me, and i can’t wait. I rarely ever try to ‘Show and sell’ something, that i haven’t touched, tried and tested myself. Lucky me! Purrrr….

5 thoughts on “Tits Ahoy

  1. Imagine the fun you’ll have on your first bra-shopping foray post-surgery. I suggest you consider a professional fitting so you get the proper protection and support. Don’t rely on the “recommended” and predetermined cup sizes of the manufacturers; findout what fits you properly and buy appropriately.

    And when you get back to the States- – trips to Trashy lingerie. Woo hoo!

  2. quality chrissie it will be worth the wait u already look stunning but every fridge loves a big pair of fun bags to play with. i hope u feel better and sexier aghain soon. although i still reacon u lok ream whil u are recovering babe take care chrissie tada scratch

  3. I have a real old perv question. I know some females when they get enlargements their nipples also get larger and harder. Is that happening to you? Hope, Hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Hi Brett! – yeah, i’m gonna invest in a couple of hooker lookingbras, then just let then fly naked n free, as i can go bra-less now, and still look like i have my plunge bra on!! There is a God!

    Hello Scratch! – Fridge! Fun Bags! Diamond Geezer! Thankyou for the love. It means a lot (when drunk)

    Jj- …boobies…. Yeehaa?

    Jimbo- You’re a pervert! ( i haven’t seen my nipples yet!)

    kisses, i love you all!

Leave a Comment