So i burlesqued bitches

Lap dances, in my mind are a little intrusive. I have one of those, ‘this is MY space’ issues, and therefore someone being too close to my face, whilst talking, chewing or anything let alone grinding…(if they have not been invited into the ‘space’ that is,) really gets quite tedious, as i’m forever having to back up, dodge the ‘space invader’ and re- find my firm box of comfort. I have recieved lap dances before, i have given lapdances (for fun, not money,) and yeah, both sides of the arrangement is a little weird. I think it actually would be better for dance on someones lap for money…otherwise, it’s a bit awkward having some girl too close to my face, pretending thats she’s sooooo into me AND for no reason!! haha!! Yeah laps are never a comfy place for me. …especially when boys make you prettily perch on theirs.. Its knobley, it makes me feel heavy and i’d pretty much rather sit on a chair, or on a Face. (wink wink) Face wins everytime!! She’s a HUSSY they cry!!!

Oh and just so you know, i burlesqued, on a large stage, with all eyes a watching. I begged and begged the DJ bloke to cancel my dance, and keep skipping my turn, or put me at the end of the rota…i even lied and said the manager stated i didn’t need to do it if i didn’t want to. He paid no attention, and pretty much fucked me over by immediatly calling my name up on stage…everyone was watching, everyone was looking at me, so in true Chrissie Wunna style i thought, ‘Fuck it, Lets give them a show!!’ I did! I loved it, they loved it. There were howls, Cheers, whistles…I did two songs, came off and was congratulated by the other girls who thought i was sooooo sexy!!! (They had actually been quite evil to me before my dance) Being on stage.. is definitely my thing!! I then gave the DJ the middle finger. I am now his favourite dancer!!

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