I miss LA, bitches!!

Just woke up, and trying to drink a lovely cup of tea, with a left over strand of milk. So gross…i need milk, and i need it now!!! Maybe, i didn’t pay the milkman? Or maybe he’s just lazy?? I’m feeling half happy, half sad today….(1,2,3 Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.) I’m happy because it’s sunny outside, and because i’m alive another day, blah, blah, and all that bull crap, yet sad because i am missing LA!! BIGTIME!! There’s just something about that town thats magical, and i love it. And although i’m out here working in England, for a wee bit, i am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO bored, so frustrated and i want the next few weeks to hurry it’s merry arse up so i can get my merry arse back to where it belongs!! I’m really bored, and i think it’s because my whole life is in Hollywood now, everything i know, everything i am, everything i have…all the bloody fun!! And just for today i’m deciding to be majorily pissed off that i have to be in England right now!!

The good thing about being here is the fact that i have my family (who are my everything) right here, but if i could pack them up and take them to LA with me in a UHaul, forever…..i would!! I’m missing it, and i’m throwing tantrums, due to sheer boredom. Nothing is funner than Summer in LA!! I am not there yet, and there’s all this fun being had without me. Please kill me!! UGH!!! England is a great place to visit, and a great place to be….yet i just have so much love for LA, and so much unfinished business that i need to absorb, and need to absorb immediately. And yes, LA is a place full of weridos, yet i’m not exactly what most people would class as ‘Normal’…infact i think at times, i’m often right at the other end of the spectrum under, ‘Whacked!!’ I want it, i love it, gimme gimme, now now!

Before i go tend to my tresses, last night my ‘Lover’ and i played this game, over the phone, that he often likes to toy with called, ‘What would you do if…?’ Anyway, last night the end of that sentence was…’i was GAY?’ Wait, thats sounds bad, no….hahaha, he said, ‘What would you do if i was gay?’ (he likes to do this to wind me right up, as i once had a boyfriend tell me this!! So bad!!!) hahah…you’re all like which one???? Ooooooooh!!! Scandal!

Anyway, i told him…before he got the word ‘Gay’ out, i would’ve already smacked him over the face with a giant frying pan, and told him HE WASN’T!!!’ hahahaha!! Love it!! Welcome to my world!!

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