Blowjob for the man who invented electricity

Woke up this morning with no fucking power!! And I do mean power as in ‘electrical’, and not as in ‘super spidey strength.’ ( i always have my super spidey strength.) Probably the worse thing in the world ever to happen to me. Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks! Whoever the man is, who invented electricity, (i know i should know, but i was too busy passing notes through that class,) deserves daily oily massages from underaged asian girls. He is Greatness!! I LOVE electricity!! The whole entire village, where in which i live, had their power turned off until 3pm, for tests or something?? Who knows?? I thought they only tested on animals, and NOT my home life.

It was crazy, and there’s really nothing i can do without power. It made me hate my life. I couldn’t even make a cup of flipping tea, let alone anything else!!! The only options i had were, talking to myself, (which got boring after 27 mins,) singing to myself ( i sounded horrible at 10.13am), read (yeah whatever), smoke (did that a lot) or just get showered, go to sleep, and wake up when the electricity actually worked. It was insane!! I felt like i was being held hostage in my own home, and i couldn’t even do myspace!!

Anyway, i woke up after my post shower nap…still a bit pissed off with myself, for not being able to function without electrical devices, marched down to the kitchen, pour a leftover JD and coke that i had found down the sink, heard a rumbling heater rumble, so i flicked the light switch, and just like that WE HAD LIGHT!!! I am so like GOD!! I think i actually gleefully cheered, and shrieked with manic delight!! I feel safe again, and have made myself lunch, turned every bloody light in the building on to celebrate electricity, the tv is a playing, music is a blasting, and i’m right now about to make myself the best cup of tea in the world ever!! BLISS!! I’ve learnt to appreciate the simple things!! I hate the stupid fucking power tests!!!

Whatelse? Sorry to go on about that! I just wanted you to feel my pain. (feel it baby ooh-aarr) Oh yeah, i have recently been very upset with my love life, because my beau is far far away, and i haven’t been able to contact him for a wee while, due to him deciding to not pick up his phone. I always tend to hit panic button when that happens, yet try to play it cool like Fonzee. I was so sure he didn’t love me anymore, yet luckily he was just depressed and was not answering calls. Last night, as i’m about to tuck into my night time sheets, after watching’ St.trinians’ (the movie not real life…real life would be too awesome) i’m sending him an email, and the home phone rings…and yep, it was my ‘Latin lover.’ Made my night, my week, my life..(i’m a hopeless romantic..i fall in lust fast…thats the problem.) So now, i am feeling 100% loved, adored, and lucky to have my little ‘Lover de Latin,’ all over again. I guess i forgot how great we are together?? He’s my crutch, my army, my person to vent on. So yeah, we are strong like bull once more, yet this time trying to not take each other for granted. Talking to him just kind of gave me this crazy recharge of energy, that ‘happy flush’. I love being in love, i love being in love with him and ‘love’ loves me toying with its merry delights. 3 way win!! There really is nothing quite like it. It motivates me, not quite sure why, but it would be better if booze did…

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