And she’s back bitches

Morning my fluffpups. I did actually wake up feeling like a maungey cow, yet after listenning to the soothing sounds of Gareth Gates, with the Kumars…hahahaha…i now feel and once a again like the Ultimate Queen of Greatness! hahahaha. I’ve played it 17 times, and performed it 17 different ways, in a giant  luxurious mirror, draped in diamonds and gold!! YES!!

So yeah, i’m happy, i’m strong, i’m about to take over the world, and i’m probably going to do it as ungracefully as possible!! Champion!! I’m feeling adored, mischievious, and full of Va Voooooom. All it took was a little bit of ‘Kumar/Gareth Gates’ excitement!! Odd little 3 way?? I guess, the workings to ‘Christina Wunna’ are a lot less complicated that one would imagine.

Hopefully i’ll beable to check in later, (if my computer plays ‘nice bitch’) as i urgently need coffee, and i not so urgently (haha) need to attend a mound of modelley meetings!! I’m hoping to be back in LA for the Summer, so i’ve decided to make the most of the UK, whilst i’m here…as i always miss it when i’m there!! Its funny, i feel like i’ve been picked up and replanted over and over again, during the last 2 years! It’s been fun, yet this little girly needs a vital dosage of the ‘Grow up.’ I’m noticing that, in order for a flower like me, to bloom to it’s fullest flowery potential… i need a big ‘think root’ (ooh laa), that masterfully secures me in the greatest growing patch of soil goddamit!! Therefore thats what will happen. Hurrah…birng in the dancing girls!!

 I love you! I need coffee!!