Happy happy McJoy bitches!

Woke up this morning as happy as can be, i do have a little bit of a sore throat, ( and no i don’t need any penis, sore throat remedies…lol,) but apart from that little treat of soreness, i’m feeling quite quite wonderful. I look great, i feel, great, therefore I am GREAT!! Lets all worship me, and be done!!! (ooh…. my backs starting to hurt a little too…, it’s like i’m in the Wars…. but by accident!)

It’s a lovely day today, sun is out, skies are blue, yet i seem to not know whether, i’m a little girl, trying to do ‘big girl,’ things?? Or whether, i’m a ‘Big girl,’ doing ‘little girl,’ things, but do i really care??? Nooooooooooooo!! I’m a hot girl, who poses provocatively for a camera, with her ‘Mcjiggy’s’ out, ( i hear the cheering!) Lets’ rejoice, and say the Lords prayer!! I  love being the Queen of Greatness, because when you have such a title, ANYTHING you do, is pretty much, GREAT!!! And anyone who says, anything different, gets their head chopped off, or fed to the angry lions!! Mwahaha! (i’m not on drugs, just on coffee.)

I don’t know why i’m so happy today?? Maybe because i feel so loved?? All i keep remembering, is a flash back of being at a bar in LA, a hot gay man asking me, ‘where i got that body from?’ ( i was dressed as a belly dancer.) Then, out of nowhere, a choir boy chorus of lovely buff ‘wish they weren’t gay’ men, in the pinkest of shirts, and in unison, sang out, ‘She got it from her Mama, she got it from her mama…’ It’s my happy thought of the day!! And it’s important to have a happy thought, as good things really don’t happen to those who ‘wait’, ( don’t know who invented that saying…the TWAT,) they happen to people with ‘Happy thoughts’…honest!!

 I just got a bit of news from an LA pal, i’ll call him, ‘should really eat more,’ and he’s usually quite miserable, and he should be.. as really shit things happen to him ALL the time. However, today he is HAPPY!! Which makes me happy!! Unfortunatley he told me about another one of my friends, i’ll call him, ‘thinks he’s hotter than what he really is,’ who seemed to be sitting in a car, late last night, looking really PISSED OFF at the world, due to a distinct lack of parking spaces! It’s hilarious because, the last time i saw him, 6 months ago… he was in the exact same place, doing the exact same miserable ‘ i have no parking spot’ face! He’s probably been there the whole entire time?? Although, he never talks to me now, after accidently sending me a text message, telling me he wanted to play with my ‘ pink lobster taco.’ He sent it to the wrong ‘Christina,’ in his phone!! hahahaha Hilarious!! Only God knows what they get up too, but my ‘Taco’ certainly does not smell of lobster…. smells more like cigarettes!!

Have a great day my sexy munchkins!!

2 thoughts on “Happy happy McJoy bitches!

  1. “smells more like cigarettes!!” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA …due to your party peice perhaps? try using pingpong balls instead…

    *SO many stupid jokes I daren’t use*

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