Busy, Champers & Stuff


Lots has happened! I’ve talked to porny scarecrows, i’ve had moments where in which co worker Danielle and I almost decided to sell our underwear online to perverts for kicks, i’ve loved, i’ve laughed, i’ve served, i’ve done life, i’ve drank rum and enjoyed.

On the whole things are pretty alright as of present. I mean, Ben and I are currently drinking champers whilst watching some ‘Fast & The Furious’ movie…don’t know which one…with love. We’re in love…a bit feisty…but getting on with it anyway.

The babies are happy. I’m happy. I finally reasked Keiran for a divorce and i’m seeing a brighter future.

Things are kinda stressy for me right now, but only because i have a lot on my mind, so whilst people nag at me, i’m just sort of shrugging it off with a smile.

I’m feeling lucky and not taking the fact that a human asked to wedge his penis into my ‘large mouth’ to heart. (Men.) I’m surrounded by Christmas and i’m hoping to spend the rest of my life with the man of dreams.

Other than that and you all know that even though i’m dashed in ‘business woman’ i’m certainly ruled by love and .i’m doing well. I haven’t been out as much, aside from cocktails and a couple….simply to help train Ruby into a ‘bedtime.’ Ben’s pissed himself at my face with no makeup smeared upon it :) (He did so by jumping up from the bed covers and screaming. Hahaha.) My friends are all coupling up for Christmas…and my forcing to buy lashes left, right and central. (It’s works.)

I have a lash party coming up…with Ego…a new swanky bar/restaurant in Ackworth. And well i’m just wanting to get to a point where i can focus on it and not on anything else.

Ben and I are still doing ‘madly in love.’ I couldn’t be with a better guy and life finally feels complete. He’s really bonded with the babies…and we’re slowly trying to sort our life of togetherness out with a wink.

I’ve met loads of new faces, sold dresses that i’m far too old for and looking forward to the weekend.

I’m still in shock that we’re already in October but i’m happy because from now on it’s festivity, after festivity until we shimmie into Crimbo.

I still have lots to tell you about our date night and i’ll get to that on Saturday, when i’m off work. But know that i’m still here, not vyer queer…but ready to get my blog on once the weekend commences.

Love you mucho

Wuns. x


When September Ends


As if, we’re actually in OCTOBER! ¬†It’s almost as if the year has just flown on by at the speed of light, hasn’t it? And even though i’ve enjoyed every glammy inch of ‘this time around,’ (as I had a really shit 2014,) I really can’t keep up! Lol. It only seems two seconds ago when we were all beer gardening it, in booty shorts and moaning about having to work on sunny days.

Now, it’s October…and we are well and truly into Fall.

A week and a bit has gone by since i last blogged, but my life seems ram jammed with with ‘lots’ of good times, work times and busy times inbetween. I have so much to tell you, but just haven’t found the time. However, at the same time, i’ve sort of taken a moment to just enjoy life, without being too responsible about the boring things. You need moments where you just live and smell the roses, so to speak.

The babies have been great! I love every inch of being a mum. Ruby…ofcourse is a headstrong Diva. My own fault. My own upbrigning. But she is ROCKING big school like a champion. Junior is as sweet as a button. Cheeky, fun and charming. He’s filled to the brim with dinner and loving each bit of being Baby J.

I don’t even know where to start..but I will. I’ve been working my day job. day in and day out…and I love it. It keeps me busy. It’s extra money and I honestly work with the most amazing people, who mean so much to me, that i kinda feel lucky…as you hear all these horror stories about people in work places…and well that’s just not us. We’re a family and i’ve got friends there who i know i’ll adore forever. We’re that close! It’s awesome. (And we’re not even that nice to each other at times ūüėČ )

But yes, i’ve been working hard and constantly. Sometimes it’s hard and sometimes it’s easy. But i’m doing it anyway. It’s really difficult ot juggle two babies and a full time job, with a side business. However, if i want to get to the core of running my own company in the end and saluting my kitty eyes at some empire that i’ve built (and i WILL BUILD IT.) I have to work hard and i know i do. But i’m not defeated by it. …Even when things seem shit in your life. Like you feel liek you’re swirling down the plug hole. You’re not feeling loved. You’ve run out of money, or you just seem to have no luck at all. Even if the shittest things happen to you. KNOW that there’s still a great deal of life to live and you can change ANYTHING that isn’t working in your life to a positive…meaning you can have whatever you want…if you just change it and try hard. I’m the most positive human ever…and because no matter what i’m irrepressible. The bad times don’t last forever…because i can always get back up and make my life wonderful. If i can do it…you flipping can. Having that faith in life matters…that way it cuts you some slack and gives you a high five. You deserve a better shot, innit! Lol.

My love life. It’s been wonderful. We’re still madly in love, probably more than anyone can even imagine. We’re wanting to move house and we’re pretty much living with each other right now and i love it more than anything. We’re happy, we’re super loved up and i think i’ve picked really well this time. ūüėČ I’m in love, the babies heart Ben and we’re all doing really well. We’re sort of a little family. I’ll marry him.

I’m actually going to tell you the ins and outs of everything in the next blog…i’ve got loads to blog about. How i feel about Ben, our most recent date night….a Vegas night we did at his sisters…and just our evenings out.

I’ve got to wiggle off…but they’ll be another blog tonight.

Stay tuned.





Spoons, No Mates & Wine


So everyone that I wish to hang out with is currently at work! Lol. I have the entire day off….and everyone else is at work…MY work. Hahaha. Sods law! Ben’s at work. All my daily work buddies are at work. So there’s just me. With no mates to play with. :) On ym (oops dyslexic moment) I mean ‘my’ DAY OFF.

I’ve shopped. I’ve blogged. I’ve eaten. I’m home. I’m chilling inbetween a time line of life and school runs…whilst tending to business calls. (That are going well by the way…so don’t think that i’m not using my time wisely, i’ve weirdly done a lot of eyelash line work…by accident. Haha.)

I still hate my feet. I’m pissing myself over the fact that Danielle thought monkies had PAWS. New girl Lydia, called me a ‘little bitch’ on Sunday and i think i might just have a sink in one of those really long baths, that you have when you have nothing to do.

I’ve had a wine. Even that was boring. So i’m just gonna sit here until excitement strikes and life gets good. :)

I’ve also booked my ‘Date Night’…so there you have it. I’ve been more than productive.

Have you?

Whilst i’m here, i totally forgot to tell you about my gift from Ben. It was a while ago now, but it’s the best gift ever. :) I mean, some chicks get diamonds, some get a slap of good old nothing. But we woke up one morning, when Ben was deciding that he was going to spend his life selling wooden spoons?

And just like that…with a ‘i want…i need…’

A few days later…

My smiley face, wooden spoon was here!

We were both in bed sheets as I stated that one of the many benefits of the spoon having a smiley face, is the fact that I could beat him with it and his bruises would always look happy.

He simply enjoyed purchasing it because it had no positive, or functional purpose at all. Someone actually makes a living out of selling these smiley face spoons…and now I HAVE ONE. Yipppeee!

I might as well have a drink with it, since i have no available mates to play with. SEE! One positive purpose. What the fuck is my life. I’m drinking with a spoon…

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Sorry!! I’m always on these random catch up blogs…that I hate actually doing simply because i’m a ‘moment’ girl and when i believe a moment has passed….i then can’t be arsed to dig it up from the glitter grave. But i do, because other wise i get an inbox of fury. Hahaha. I definitely deserve an inbox of fury, as i’m very grateful that there’s accidental keen interest in my bit of written out life, so i get that it must be frustrating for some. However, I’ve been busy. I’ve been working the day job, not really concentrating as much as i should on my eyelash line, which i do via email on occasion in the spaces that I have inbetween. (I WILL GET BACK TO FOCUS THOUGH…as it’s the thing that makes me happy. I find it easy. I love my brand and I love beauty. I want to build an empire. My own empire…my own family empire, via this brand…so soonish…and i always get what i want when i try :), i’ll have the time to push and when i push…i’ll champion it! I have a new line coming out this Christmas. New boys. New lashes. New shoots. New sales. I can’t wait. Team Glamour Puss…is back.)

Lots has happened. I’ve been tired and mainly tired because i’ve been working a lot and babying a lot and fitting in a social life, which i need to prevent me from going insane. There’s a lot of angles to my life. But i am much better when i’m busy because i’m really good under pressure. If i’m given all the time in the world, i’ll just cocktail and fuck it off with a stiletto kick. When i have pressure. I’ll stress…but i’ll ACE IT. I’m secretly a ‘good at everything’ girl. But i play it off as ‘careless, maybe baby,’ with lashes a flutter and a ¬†giggle behind my wink. I come from good family work ethics and i’m dashed with a strong smear of ambition and determination. I know what i’m doing pretty much all of the time. So, once I try..i’m awesome.

Okay. So, i’m feeling a bit ill. Groggy, more than anything. It feels a bit fluey, but i’ll live so i’m getting on with it. Ruby is now loving school. I went to her ‘parent/teacher’ evening and it was stressful for me because i realised that she was all grown up and now starting to do life properly. PLUS, i looked at all the other Mum’s and Dads…and on Team Rubes…there was just Me. There wasn’t rich husband, stay at home wife….Doctor parents….or anything in between. There was just Me. Glamour Puss Wunna….waving the flag for her loin fruit and hoping that she does okay. Everyone at the school is super lovely to me (i’m honestly like Madonna haha. )It’s mainly because ¬†i’m a former pupil and let’s just say…when i was there…I made impact. :)

Other than that, i’ve seen a drunk granny try and snog my work colleague Natalie…Junior eats everything. Keiran is still away, so i’ve had the babies good at proper. I’ve had nights out with Dodge and Ben. Strops. A night in at Sarah and Murga’s….and well the majority of the time away from my tipper tapper blog rants, have been spent with Ben, who is absolutely the complete and utter love of my life. He’s amazing and we’re happy. We couldn’t be happier and it’s great because we have a love, a friendship, we don’t really piss each other off, we can tell each other anything, we’re secure, we laugh, we fall asleep upon each other…we live and do life with one another. We tend to the babies, we have a moan…we have an awesome sex life…and i intend to spend the rest of my entire life with him.

I met his sister the other day at Xscape. Everyone was pissed so it was fun. :) I get on with his parents. He’s fine with mine. The ‘bubble’ of it all is great…yet the thing about our ‘bubble’ and i always talk about ‘bubbles’ when i refer to my relationships…is the fact that you could strut up with a giant pin and *POP* ours…and we’d both still be doing more than fine, doing love, life and everything together merrily and that is your true love. I’m really lucky…and i never take that for granted. He of course doesn’t… Lol…because i’m honestly AWESOME. :) We’re definitely the best couple in Ponte. :)

I guess it’s about finding your peace. You’ll have the girls that stress you out, the guys that stress you out. The ones you love, who don’t love you back. The ones you don’t love, who you wish could just be your ‘dream.’ The ones that you thought would be there, who shattered every inch of your heart. The ones that popped out of nowhere…but stood by you forever. The ones that feel right in your heart and you know will just be your life. The ones that you know aren’t in your heart at all…that you daren’t shake off out of habit.

It’s all about peace…and when you have peace in a relationship, you can do ANYTHING. It’s all about a strong foundation. My Dad would always ¬†tell me that. The couples that go on to do the best successfully…be it in business or life…are the ones that have that ‘peace.’

Now, it took Ben a long time to actually decide to date me. 8 months in fact..and it was LOOOOOONG for a girl like me. :) Yet, i count every single minute of that 8 months…as it brought us to where we are today, meaning each part of it was pretty vital to building this path to where we’ve ended up. WE’re good. I love him…and luckily he loves me toooooooooo.

Friday, we have DATE NIGHT and i can’t wait at all. We both love a Date Night, we’re both pretty romantic and we both love drinking and dining out. So it will be fun…or like i prefer to say ‘magical.’ It’s all being booked today…and well….as soon as i finish work Friday…we’re OFF TO LEEDS TO DO LOVE.

I’m currently in Doncaster. I’m buying a dress. I bought one. I don’t like it now. I need a hair piece and tanning bits. I have no work today, hence why i had the time to blog, without moaning that i’m tired.

We’ve all been really tired recently, haven’t we? I don’t know if we’re all having a Summer come down or if we’re all just groggy. I don’t know if we’re all not happy with out lives, or if we just need a break.

I was having a conversation last night about breaks…and well…in life, i think sometimes we all take things far too seriously. We let shit things like bills, fights get to us. When really we have 100 years to have the greatest or best time ever!!! To LIVE! Once that’s is gone…it’s done. So the girl that you love, the babies, life…work…everything…will all be gone after your times up. So don’t forget to fucking enjoy life…and be a decent person with it.

Don’t get caught up in the mundane grey. Be free…not reckless…just happy. If you don’t like something change it. If you can’t change it, you’re simply just a scaredy cat.

Anyway, i’m off.

Blog later.




Danielle, Love and Petrol top ups.


So yesterday en route to work…and when I say ‘en route,’ I simply mean right outside my home, my car ran out of petrol at the very last minute, meaning that I couldn’t get to work on time. My mum had already left with the babies, my car was too heavy, so Ben couldn’t push it out of the way, i was pulling strop faces at life and well we sat there….silently, as we did Wednesday, like tits…. (and not like a good freshly made pair of bazookas and instead like the tube sock boobies, that sag down like sad puppy ears.)

Then my Mum came and saved the day…as always…and within minutes, I was back on the road to recovery. (Well…if ‘recovery’ meant work and in in my world, it actually doesn’t? So, I have no clue why i’ve just worded it like that? I think my friend Big Brother Rex is currently checked into ‘The Priory’ right now to get his merry act together an dget himself back to ‘better.’ That’s what recovery is to me…and well good boy for doing it.)

Anyway…back to Moi. :) I ¬†always say that if your day starts shit, the rest of it follows suit. But it didn’t. As soon as i got to work, and had a stressy panic, absorbed the fact that Danielle decided that I was actually really late for work, because I had spent the night ‘dogging’…things perked up a bit. I missed Ben. But i had ‘Greedy Dan’ to make my day worthwhile and she only makes it worthwhile because we’re both tools. We’re fun, bitchy tools, who entertain each other with verbal abuse. We’re tanned smeared with good hearts and sweet natures, but we can both take a verbal clout, so we go for it…then laugh at how funny we THINK we are. Then Baby Adam came and moaned about his heart aching, simply because his ‘bird’ is in Magaluf and he can’t at all function without her. He’s actually come a long way, as Baby Adam…so i’m proud of him. He’s shook himself into a whole new life, meaning he’s no longer a tragic party boy with no direction, who comes into work shit faced and text’s behind trees and instead has pulled himself together, shimmied into a worker…now has two jobs, a place of his own and is settling down in love.

I’ve basically demanded that EVERYONE should be coupling up for Christmas and no, it’s not ‘just for presents’ HAHAHA….as most people believe. It’s simply because it’s our natural instinct as humans, mammals, beings….to need a cuddly partner through the Wintery months. Christmas is my favourite time of year and luckily i have the children to always make it magical. However, you need that boy or girl you adore, to be there with you, just to make the whole ‘magic’ of the month come to live. Summer is about ‘the party,’ Fall and Winter is about great outfits, boots and settling down with the boy or girl that you love. No one enjoys scoping around for ass when it’s freezing. If you are, then it sucks to be you, as you should’ve done the leg work through Summer. :)

(I’ve just sent Danielle the work ‘shopping list’ via a Facebook message, because i’m executive like that! :) Instead of sending her the actual list, i pressed the wrong picture and it sent her a picture of a cocktail that I had at ‘Ego.’ HAHAHA. That’s how great I am and doing my job. I swear I was simply made for pleasure. She was kinda lucky, as I could’ve sent her a LOT WORSE by accident. I mean, right next to that cocktail pic was a nudey, ‘to the boyffriend’ pic, that wouldn’t really have shocked her, as she would’ve ¬†thought it of me anyway, but ¬†would’ve made her think i secretly fancy her…when I don’t…because she’s too greedy. :) )

Okay! Where am I?

I have the day off work today because i’m working the weekend. Ben’s on nights, but i’m lunching with him later. I have my specs on because i’m waiting for my contact lenses to arrive…and people are fucking me off something terrible, because everyone seems to think that i’m some kinda of nasty…well the word normally used is ‘cunt.’ :)

I get that I’m a Diva, I’m sassy, I can be a pain in anyone’s arse, if i don’t get my own way, but i’m rolled with glitter and love…with a jovial mist of fun and laughter. I think i’m pretty tolerant and i know that i’m pretty awesome :) ….so if i’m ever a bitch, it’s usually because you’ve taken it too far and i’ve had to kick off in order to make things right…So quit getting your knickers in a twist, if you actually don’t know me yet…as i’m really not as bad as you want me to be. I’m just blessed with charm and play on this dance of ¬†ego for fun. I have boobs, i’m told i’m easy on the eyes…it doesn’t make me a ‘cunt,’ it just makes me….well….lucky? HAHAHA.

What else?

I’m trying to chill now and wait for our next date night, which we’re doing next week, because it’s the only time Ben has off for the weekend. It was really actually because after that date night, I got lots of offers in from all sorts of companies wanting us to come to their restaurant, or promote their product, business or jewelry line. And i did notice that a number of people thought that ‘date night’ was some kind of scheme that i conjured up to make blog hits?

Really…i’m not as productive as that! HAHAH. We simply fancied going on a hotel night…which turned into a date night…our first ever one. It was planned overnight…and we did it because we wanted ‘just us’ time together and to enjoy love. We’re doing it again…so once more…everyone can chill out a second…and know that we just fancy a night where in which it’s us, the world and no one else. A night where we get to feel bouji, stay over in a fancy hotel, have an amazing meal and go for drinks. A night where we both don’t wake up with Asian baby feet in our faces…kicking us to ‘get up.’ And yes, i’ll Tweet, Facebook and Instagram the hell out of it. But really..that’s just what I do. AND I’M ALLOWED! :)

Okay, i’m off to errand run and i hope you’re all mildy productive today. I hope you’re all grateful for the stuff you have and that you all find the being of your dreams this afternoon around Tesco’s. You’ll know when you’ve found them because it will just ‘hit’ you…and once you’ve started to entangle in that choice in love, it won’t be difficult, it won’t be hard work, the other person won’t suffocate, mould you, spend their entire time being pissed off at you, or make you feel like you are not good enough.

I always used to say, that the right guys, don’t boast about the 99 girls they’ve banged or mistreated all year round, and instead make 99 girls jealous of that ONE girl that they have decided to pick as their own… and simply because of how well they treat her.

Don’t sell yourself short…marry your bestfriend, and if your a girl…don’t be a bitch. HAHAHA. It’s hard work, when you are.

Okay, be seeing ya!

Buy lashes. :)


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Sit down with your Ego

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Last night, after work, a school run, a bit of baby homework banter and my old teacher stating that to this day he still tells a story about me, where in which i pulled off my tracky bottoms and started high kicking in his face? (I don’t wear tracky bottoms ever???)

…we all ventured to ‘Ego’ again for a bit of food and late night cocktails. The boys, Rich, Ben, Pat and Nick, had already started their evening earlier and were doing an Ackworth baby pub run. (They only did two pubs.)

I picked Dodge up, as we’d both been working…he needed a nap…i needed to sort of Ruby…and dressed posh, we whopped on ¬†some love songs and I drove us to ‘Ego’ for drinks. We watched the other boys, ’roundabout’ passed us to ‘The Boot’…yet i we didn’t fancy working all day and then sitting in ‘The Boot.’ So we went with a little it of luxury…and before you know it were were sat at the bar with a whisky sour, an amaretto sour, two tequila shots and the most loveliest bloody mary EVER. We even got bantering with the staff….and acted like we owned the placed and our job was to train them…on making us drinks?

Dodge loved it from the start. His inner ‘Glamour puss’ evoked…and we got right into it. Rich, Ben, Nick, Pat and Andy..sorry i forgot ANDY…showed up and after a quick drink order…we sat down and got the best deal on food ever…two entire courses of whatever you want off the menu, AND A BOTTLE OF WINE EACH…for only ¬£20!!! WHHAAAAT???

We lasted, ate and drank all night…and it ended up being awesome. Ben and I are still as loved up as ever. Rich picked at our foodies, but had to leave to make tea, Nick didn’t eat, but sipped an Amaretto sour because he got himself into a state last time he was there…Andy beamed with the fact that he could now eat and Pat seemed to enjoy every bit of life during dinner.

Dodge chose the corner seat, because it was his favourite, until he realised that he was a heavy smoker and needed to wedge out. But you should’ve seen his face. He was in his element, loving every minute of ‘Ego’ and want to go back every week. BOOM!

We got home. Ben and I chatted to my mum for a while and then i must’ve fallen asleep without realising…because I woke up in bed, and have no clue how i got there??

Life is good. I’m on my day off. Ben is still in bed…but all is well and dandy.


Wunna x


Good times, Sharing Platters and Love


I’ve been working hard and playing hard, however today i am being treated to a ‘sort of ‘ day off…so of course it is raining like a absolute ‘B’ for bitch. However, Me being Moi, doesn’t mind too much, as a day off in the rain is better than no day off at all.

More than anything, my week has been filled with family time, (i’ve taken the babies out and about, to play areas, shopping, lunches…and my family to food, good times and memory making,) a bunch of my time has been allocated to after work drinks, cocktails and good times with friends…and the rest of my time has been spent with my ‘Benny’, (who i’m pretty much closer to than any boy i’ve ever really been close to. He’s making really happy, as he’s as lovely as can be to me. The relationship is deep, solid and fun and any time i feel caught by the ‘love bug,’ in life…i completely feel empowered. I’m a emotionally tough chick, yet by all means girly, meaning that i’m utterly powered by love, and in my mind that it’s only way to be.)

So yeah there’s been a lot of work, a lot of mummying, friends, family, love and quality time with the boy has my heart. If anything, i’ve found balance and balance if not short of perfect, as it’s when a being isn’t balanced, that things go awol and we all start swirling down the plug hole in order to find love. All of us are powered by it, yet often, we don’t realise how much. Some believe that money makes the world go around, struggle, or even friendships. But it’s the things that make your heart kitten melt, that make you feel like you can conquer the world.

Mushy part over.

So yeah, the other even Nick, Hana, Rich Ben and I all ventured to The Carleton for drinks. It was a very packed out Saturday and in ended up being one of those nights where in which you find yourself all sat around a table weeing yourself with laughter. New faces, old face, talks about sex, refugees, love, life and friendships, were bantered about. We all got a wee bit drunk, retired to…what Dodge now calls ‘the patio’ and well we continued to chat shit, about love, sex, laughter, rapping, nipples, blow jobs and madness.

Great accidental night of fun. Went home. Spooned Ben.

I worked the next morning. :) But i’m a trooper like that. And you’ll never hear me moan too much about having to work, as i’m grateful to be making money, i’m a chica who enjoys to ‘bring in the dough’ and simply because i cannot stand a lifestyle where in which i couldn’t just buy what I want. Simples. So be grateful for the pennies that you earn and the job that you have. Sure! It’s shit if you’re not doing what you want in life…however, you’ll get there. Right now, and especially in Winter…making money is ace and simply because it’s absolutely NOT beer garden weather, so no sensible being is sunning it whilst you’re working, In fact they’re all getting drenched by rainfall…scowling into pints. (I never drinks pints.)

The next night of ‘after work drinks’ Ben, Dodge and I ended up at The Carleton again. I’d missed Ben all day, as i’d been at work, so it was sooo great to see him when i got done. We mt at The Tap and Barrel. We were MORE than loved up. (I enjoy those moments where nothing in the world seems to matter but us and how much we care about one another. I’m an expressive girl, so i’ll declare love and show love openly. Ben…is now…extremely open and expressive. (It was a long 8 months. Lol.)

But yes, after a long story about guitars that Dodge and I had clue about, until Ben said the words ‘Big Muff.’ (Some lovely 18 year old boy came to chat to us, whilst we were outside. He does music. Ben did music….they talked guitars, as Dodge pulled faces at me and waited for the word ‘muff’ to be said. :) )

We then ventured to The Carleton again…and ordered two sharing platters, onion rings, chips and pate…then we guzzled wine…and saw the evening out.

Right now good friendships are being made, that are being buttered over with ‘stand the test of time’ and i’m loving it, because i usually think people are shitty. :)

Right now i feel like i have everything in the world…and even though i might not from a success point of view, it seems that it doesn’t matter as much, as i feel utterly and completely loved. I’ll get there because that’s how my story pans out. But i am honestly the luckiest kitten on the block!



Crazy lil’ thing called Love.


Soooo…..lot’s has been going on in my love life and i’m loving every single minute of it.

Ben and I have pretty much been closer than ever and we were always pretty close. But i’m couldn’t feel more comfortable with him and I really couldn’t be happier. I love him very much and for the first time ever, it actually feels really really right. There’s no drama, we escape, we have fun, we laugh at each other, but we’re emotionally open.

We had actually been together for a while, before we sort of ‘publicly’ decided to voice it, so whilst some were shocked….to us, it had been very stable for quite a long time. He was staying over at mine, and still does almost every night, spending time with me, the babies and we were just doing life and love. We still are. He’s a great choice. I mean, God, like i said to him today, he makes a great bestie, but he makes an even better boyf. I’m happy. He’s my soulmate.

Anyway, we’ve done lots and right now we’re working hard. But the main thing we’ve decided is that we’re wanting to live together, be together, be happy under one roof and enjoy each other, whilst we tend to doing life.

The other day we viewed a home and it was home we loved. I won’t tell you too much about it, but i will say that we’re super happy. He’s great. I’m great. All aspects of our relationship is great. The babies ‘heart’ him. (Even though Dodge says he looks like a troll.)

I’m gonna love him forever, because i really couldn’t help but not and if there was someone that I could do life with…it would be him…my bestie/turned boyf. (My friend Adam laughed and said, he did well to get himself out of the friend zone, as that’s not easy,’ Hahaha. but to be honest,he was never really in it, was he?)

So, yes…we’re doing ‘moving in,’ and like i said, our relationships been really well nurtured, but the thing that makes it right, is simply because you personalities are a good combination. We understand each other, love and how we wish to do love, life and everything else. I’m not a drama girlfriend. He’s a drama boyfriend. Life is flipping awesome…and well we’re about to treat ourselves to another gorgeous DATE NIGHT soon! :) :)





I’m a Big Girl Now

This is just a quick one to tell you how super proud I am of Baby Ruby, who’s all grown up now, (yes, at the tender age of 4) and had managed to pull herself together and start school this Sept 9th.

Now, I hardly ever write about the babies now, in order to safe guard their little selves from weird verbal battering. Lol.

However, having been through so much with Ruby and watching her go through so much, with all the changes that she’s had to adjust to and emotionally manage, through no fault of her own… (Everything changed for her at once and although she’s a bit of a hellraiser, she’s my little hellraiser and she’s the baby that saved my entire world. Every tiny inch of my soul adores her, even through the tough times and as her Mama and here for her all the way.)

But yes, my biggiest little one, has started school…and she actually goes to the exact same school that I went too, which I adore. Pete her Daddy, (who i get on really well with and who also fancies her teacher) also went to the same school, which makes it doubly special.

Watching her grow up is hard, but lovely. I’m a soft mum, but i’m a ‘best friend’ kinda of Mum…but in this moment i super proud. I remember having her in my belly, on my actual DUE DATE, on a tv show, which Peaches Geldolf, with a doctor on Standby, Pete getting pissed backstage and with my fingers crossed that she wouldn’t pop out. ITV were dying for her to pop out. Lol. Her whole entire birth filmed. It’s crazy. The to watch her turn into this madam. The moments she laughs with me, asks me about life, shouts in my face when she’s mad, The moments she drives me up the wall, but the moments where she’ll just sit, cuddle me, smile and tell me how much she loves me.

I feel like the luckiest girl in the world to have her, because I understand her and know my role as a mum.

I had a cry, i walked her into her first day…Junior wanted a school bag and was heavily concerned that it was ‘all about Ruby.’ He tottered into nursery with my pink Marc Jacobs handbag, simpl yto make his statement.

Well done Ruby for doing Big School….

I love you super much.



A Whole Lot of ‘Ego.’


So on Monday, after work…Ben, Tony, Nick, Hana and I headed over to a new restaurant that has literally just opened in Ackworth called ‘Ego.’ Well it’s actually ‘Ego’ at the Beverly Arms…and well I figured that it was worth a ‘try try,’ especially on it’s opening night.

I rounded up a group of friends and my lovely ‘other half’ Ben and we all got ready to eat, drink and merry.

Ben and I actually tossed off getting ready quickly because we were too busy enjoying each other’s company with rum. Then Nick showed up at the speed of light, all dressed up and looking amazing. We’d lied and said we were getting ready, so once we hear him pull up we LEGGED IT, like Godzilla was on it’s way, trying to make it look as though we were half way there. I even half crawled, through my living room, so he couldn’t see me out the window. Nick wasn’t bothered. He just thought we were having sex. Lol. Very Nick.

All changed. All done. All en route to ‘Ego’ and Tony (who i’ve missed) pulls up, in his suit jacket, shirt of jeans. We were VERY ‘ego’ and very ‘wannabe.’ The exact right clientele for such a joint. It’s actually ¬†family restaurant, yet it’s kinda young, modern and trendy and great for young groups of friends, who might enjoy the finer things in life…and well all do. Tony got dropped off, so i knew he was ON IT. Plus, having not seen him in ages made me excited to see him again! Everyone seems all coupled up right now, which I love and when boys get new girlfriends, they tend to disappear off the scene a little bit, to fully concentrate their hearts on love…and sex. :)

We rock in. They show us to the VIP table. They’ve already made me a pornstar martini as a greeting gift. (Any place that does that is awesome.) And before you know it, we were ll ordering cocktails, drinks and all sorts to our table along with appetizers, starters, main meals and more drinks. I mean I even ordered champagne to the table and some crazy red wine…that Ben didn’t like at first, but did like after 2 cocktails. :)

The drinks…are AMAZING THERE. Literally the best cocktails in Ponte. Haha. But really. And i’m the Queen of cocktailing. Not only are they to die for, but from noon to six o clock, they do a 2.4.1 deal on all cocktails EVERY DAY! I KNOW! I’ll definitely be popping in after work and before a nursery run. :

Anyway, we’re eating, drinking and actually having a blast. I always believe that it’s not where you are, but who your company is. However it helped that the place felt bouji, as it made our night better. Great friends, good lighting and picture taking. Ben chose the wrong meal…AGAIN. Nick got himself into a state…which he calls a ‘situation.’ Then Hana showed up, all chipper and ready to eat and deal with all the boys swimmingly.

Ben and i did love. Nick was happy and happier that Hana had come. Tony was great because he fitted right into the joint. He was all champagne and ‘the seabass please.’ I mean, any time a guy shouts…’why would i drink water when i can have champagne,’ whilst he’s dehydrated and tipsy..you know life is wonderful. Then he made fun of some being pooing. I had never seen a guy return from a boys loo giggling that much.

He was lucky, because when i went to the loo with Hana…I foolisly left my phone on the table…and Ben and Nick felt it was necessary to fill up my entire storage with shitty pictures of themselves…both looking like absolute tools :) and this was after they both had a go at me for wanting to burlesque. Apparently i should do it if i want every boy in the room to get ‘punched out.’ HAHA. Idiots. It’s weird because the boys are like brothers…and liek brothers they’ll have bickers. But they properly tag teamed me that night…and in a way it was kinda nice.

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Life was good. Fun was had. Ben and I we’re doing love…and everything was ACE.

The good thing about moments like that when you find yourself doing cocktails with great friends, sat next to the guy who you want to spend the rest of your life with, whilst laughing the evening away with mouthfuls of lamb, love and happiness, it radiates a warmth of ‘good times.’ It was a good mix of people..even though Tony felt like he was some kind of ‘fifth wheel’ at some points. (He’s not. His little lady had her baby at home, or she would’ve come.) It would’ve been good in Dodge was there. he wouldve enjoyed cocktailing!

We all got really drunk, really full and the manager came to greet us. We got a discount off our food…and all went home happy.

I snuggled Ben all night…and i couldn’t have been happier with my choice in boy. :)


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