Happy Buzzes…


So, my theory about people only properly coupling up in the Winter must be wrong! What’s going on??? I mean, Gosh yes, i’m single and i tell you everyday with a wink…and a giggle. But, I always swore down, every single time that guys only ever wanted to couple up over the Wintery months, because it made them feel all lonely and…hungry? Yet Summer to them was all about flings and fun. Neither’s bad. Was simply just my theory.

WELL I WAS WRONG! The Summer, all sorts must be happening, as it seems everyone i know…as in boys…are ALL coupling up, trying to couple up or are looking for a proper relationship!!! Eh??? It’s Summer. That never happens. But me, being me…the Queen of Ultimate romance…I think it’s lovely. 🙂 *Beam here.* I mean, gosh even if they want new partners, old partners, young partners, all partners…this Summer, guys are wanting true love. I swear it’s true. I even have an inbox to prove it…and not the ‘i’ve sent you a questionably erotic pic of my privates’ files. I don’t care about those. They’re always odd and well hilarious. My mind is immune to them now, even after wine. I don’t even want to draw faces on them anymore and name them like they are pets.

But yes, i have an inbox half full of just gentleman…all who want true companionship…and i find it gorgeous. Fair enough i don’t talk to any of them. Lol. I don’t spread myself thinly. I told you, i have a one track mind. I want what i want…and that’s all I want. I’m open, honest, never lead people on. But direct. If i ignore the guy, it’s simply because he’s not MY Mr.Right, yet definitely someone elses. It’s just nice to know that there’s people out there still rooting for love.

ALL my guy friends are coupling up right now! It’s romantic. It fills Summer with this rush of everlasting love. This tinkle of excitement…a breeze that calms the soul. It makes me smile. I’m a confident kitten. A girl who is happy when doing her ‘single’ thang. I’m open to new love…as i’m a hopeless romantic by nature and I have options that i’m not really pursuing.

Everything’s new right now and i’m focused on work, family and play. Like i’ve always said, if a guy truly desires you with ever inch of his being…he’ll come get you. He won’t be terrified, or flakey. He won’t twiddle his thumbs or ignore you..he’ll make you (when he has his moments of free time) a PRIORITY, as that’s what men do.  They can’t help it. And we as kittens, don’ t have time for anyone but grown up MEN to swoosh us off our feet. So i’m simply sitting pretty, doing me..and waiting, as a Lady would do! 🙂  If he’s your Knight and you’re actually attracted to him, he’ll sweep you off your feet…and you’ll let him. Simples!

So, there are options in Wunna land, that I’m aware of and could pursue if i wished to. I’m not with anyone, sleeping with anyone or anything of that manner. Just being aware really as to what’s on offer. Lol.

Just to skim a couple…there’s Stu in Newcastle, who i don’t know at all, but he swears to me that I do? Lol. I don’t. Lol. But He’s in Vegas right now and is waiting to score a date. The good thing about him is that he’s persistent and confident…and not a bad looker. Y’know how i told you that guys tend to use me as a distraction…yet never follow through because they get scared or aren’t that bothered…he always tries to follow through and makes something happen. I don’t have much time right now really, as i’m quite scheduled up…but i’d hang out with him…I mean, whilst i’m single…I might as well see what my options are, during my own free time? Yet, if something  or it all feels like a chore, i know immediately that the chemistry isn’t right. And Yes, i’m definitely a girl who doesn’t enjoy things that don’t come very easily. I know that. Yet, i’m a level headed with a dash of ‘wooo wee’ and i’m aware that Partnering up is all about chemistry. I want a guy who’s spirit plays well with mine. He’s dynamic, he’s ambitious, romantic, fun and loyal to me Infact..he’s just ME…but the boy version. HAHAHA. Ego mania at it’s finest!

So yeah there’s other guys who i haven’t really met, or  those who are my friends (like Daz) who want to go on a date…

But it’s all about a throw me off guard, out of nowhere connection with me…one that makes my eyes smile and my mind go wild with thought. Yet i’m not a twit. I know if a guy actually likes me or is just being a douche for a while. Lol. I know men really well.

Yet, i will tell you that there’s one gent and i’m attracted to him to the point where the chemistry is oddly great..it buzzes, without me trying to make it buzz and well in moments like that, i always think life is too short to ignore those ‘buzzes’ because (like Vicky said) it’s the happy moments that we as humans need to cling onto whenever we experience them…or have an opportunity to embrace them….People never do that….and you should..simply because it’s good for you.

If you don’t like something change it. If you love a girl tell her. If you want a your Summer to be filled with flings, enjoy it, or if you want to find something more magical…then with your fingers crossed…jump straight in. Get those happy buzzes and collect them. You can’t help where your feelings place themselves really…but I can tell you that you are exactly where you’re meant to be right now in life…

I love you guys,


Chrissie (Thank you for following my life.)







Sunday Madness, Monday begins!


Woke up Sunday morning at the crack of dawn to shower, get everyone ready for the family lifestyle shoot,t hat we had booked ages ago with Chris Stevenson, who had been amazing to me the whole time we were booked in. Especially because I’d been so busy.

He ended up having to meet me in a carpark with the babies, because we were doing out shoot in Howell woods, country park and I ofcourse couldn’t find it. The good thing is I got to banter with my ‘old chapter’ before i left, as i was parked right outside my previous place of work.

Drove to Howell woods, by following Chris (who was lovely and kind and just the perfect photog to work with, as he’s so laid back with you, yet gets the work done. Plus, i’m bantery and fun and he can deal with that! Hahaha.)

Got there and OH MY GOD, the babies impressed me so much because they were AMAZING. Thy were actually little models, who loved it like bread and butter. They get it off their Mama i’m sure. 🙂 I mean you’re not going to be me and have not naturally posey children. Chris said it was really easy to work with them because they were so confident. It made me feel good, as being a single mum wasn’t, well isn’t easy..so to think that I have awesome posey kids, makes me happy. HAHA.

We walked around the woods, the children having the best time ever…and we shot…Obviously I used to be a model, so i didn’t find it hard…Chris found it easy and yeah the children loved it so much we nearly lost them in the woods! Great parenting! 🙂

Honestly, Chris was amazing. I’d book him for everything now.

But yes, we got home, got changed, I dropped Ruby off at her Dads and took Junior to Ego for Sunday dinner. He’s a proper boy, so was all starving and hungry because he’d has to pout and pose all day because Mummy made him. Lol.

We did cocktails and Yorkshire puds, in the sunshine and it was divine! They honestly again couldn’t treat me better at that place. The service I recieve there is impeccable. Hence why i always go return with tips and smiles.


Keiran (Junior’s Daddy) then came up for a bit of dessert and to pick Junior up. Keiran beamed with pride because his baby had modelled it up. Junior told him to pay Lol…and he just looked at me grinned and said, ‘No Mummy’s getting it.’ HAHAHA. We chatted a bit, as like i said I’m never ever awkward with the babies daddies, as i’m not a childish plank…i’m really good at emotionally prioritising…I’m just like that naturally, and well being the most understanding human on the planet…I get how humans are in general.

They went home and I shot to The Blacky to meet Daz for drinks. Great times. Good times. Sunshine, smiles. All sorts! Daz fancies me a bit…lol…a lot….he makes it very apparent. He’s sweet. But when i look at him i know he’s emotionally not in a good place. Lol. The last time i found him, he as crying with a meerkat in his hands. Lol. I think he’s awesome! He thinks we’re ‘cunts’ but get away with it. HAHAHA. What i like about him is his honesty, fun and forwardness. As friends we get on really well. I know what i need in a guy and right now, he’s not there yet…

However, My walk down there was a confidence booster, as i got stopped 4 times and told i was ‘beautiful.’ *Wiggle wink.* Then I got chatting to Rich and got a hug! Rich was sweet…I’ve missed him.

Great day, filled with banter…last minute drinks in the sun…and then Ben showed up and it all turned tense and awkward. I don’t know why he can’t find it in himself to just come over and chatter…he should, as i wouldn’t not be lovely to him. Yet it’s not ready yet. Hopefully one day it will go back to being easy. It’s hard having one of your best friends, so of…well…

Life goes on…

I did lots this weekend.

Hope you did too!

Back to work! Couldn’t be more excited!!



Wow, the weekends flown by! But it’s pretty much because I ‘filled’ it. When you do, you end up having a decent balance of fun and just like that *zoom* it flitters out of your fingers before you have time to catch it. (I’m currently in sat in bed, in my pj’s typing this before i get read for work.)

So, I had a great Saturday. I spent it with the babies, who adored every single waking minute of it. We did the usual love, laugh, live and shop. We did our usual morning brunch at Ed’s Easy Diner’ in Doncaster. The staff know the children so well now, that they are literally VIP’s at that joint. But they loved it…infact by accident it’s become a family Saturday Brunch tradition now….and being unconventional AND a traditionalist all at the same time…I know…I don’t get it either…it works for me. Plus, I enjoy it when things happen by accident. It’s a habit we discovered, that amazing…and we didn’t intend to find it or go with it.

After that major shopping occured. I needed my nails doing, new shoes for work, new clohtes for work, to buy toys to keep the babies smiling…to buy outfits for the photoshoot we ha the following morning. It turned really manic, to the point where my Mother was called in to aid my sorry (but rather glamourous) self…as i pounded the pavement, in a rush with my bank card and heels.

Luckily, and out of nowhere I accidentally bumped into my favourite people ever Vicky and Guy! They are the hottest couple you will ever meet and like i told you Vicky found him, her love, her forever boy after she was 40!!! It gives me hope. They married shortly. Their story is remarkable, as again they just met by accident…but they were just so uncannily in tune. Their lives matched.

Anyway, i was poking my head around shoes shops in a fluster…and all I heard was Guy say ,’Is that Chrissie?’ Vicky’s now ‘blond for Summer’ so i didn’t recognize her at first, but then I DID and it was just a sigh of peaceful relief. Y’know, whn you mind just feels os busy and all you need is a bit of clam, a distraction…just something, because you can’t have a wine to keep you in touch with live and the art of feeling loved. Vicky is my Girl God, she guides me through life out of experience. Guy is sexy and GOSH such a gentleman. You can’t help but look at him and melt…yet at the same time have such a wonderful time with him as hes fun. They are BOTH Southerns up North, as I like to say…they are the perfect match…and will we did coffee, looked at ball gowns, as remember we’re all off to a ball in June and chatted about my shitty love life that comforts them via this blog when they go to bed. Lol. Vicky reads it to Guy on a night like a bedtime story. HAHAHA. They’re both great because I can tell them anything honestly…and without care. I’m an honest outspoken girl…so that helps. I collect people like that. I show them pictures of gents as they totter into my path and they help me decide what situation is best! Lol

Then I met my Mum, found the babies and sauntered home feeling at peace. We’d bought a lot…but gosh…it’s what we do.

Then I panicked as we had a photoshoot the next morning, just for our family files, so to speak and it was chucking it down…



Balance, fulfillment, Boys & Adventure


I did it!! I’m feeling amazing, to the point where my soul is beaming this gooey, contagious jelly swirl of happiness. it has moments of reeling you in like a smokey glitter of magic, then other times it just ‘nerf guns’ you sharply…with happy spurts of goo. I’m an ambitious girl, i’m a fun girl. i’m driven, i work hard, but i’m powdered over with this feminine down to earthness, great/rubbish sense of humour, warmth and friendliness, that is winked over with excessive charm. Gosh, my charm is undefeatable. If i could put it on my CV I would. It’s probably on there somewhere?

Anyway, in life feeling a sense of achievement makes all the difference and it doesn’t really matter whether you’ve scored the highest grade in the country on your G.C.S.E’s, signed that deal, got to our first night’s sleep after welcoming a newborn baby, finally found the courage to ask that girl.guy out, or if you’ve faced a new challenge head on and championed it.

This week has been amazing, as not only have i found myself in a new chapter..I also loved it, worked my kitten booty off and sort of did better than I thought and championed it. Well, ‘first week’ championed it, there is lots of room for me to get much much better at it…and i like that. I always want to do my best even if it’s wiggled over with giggles and cheek. Internally, I don’t want to let others down. But I did and when you ‘do it’ it makes you feel mighty. But what made it perfect was the fact that i loved it and the fact that I’ve gotten so lucky, because in new chapters you never know who your going to find yourself surrounded by…and OH MY GOSH, i couldn’t be around better humans.

I’m beaming. You know that and i kinda want to spread it. So try and challenge yourself and go for it. You’ll feel so much better afterward.

I’m spending my Saturday with my babies, we have our family pictures tomorrow morning (which reminds me, i haven’t paid him yet and need to.. shit.) Obviously because we have fmaily pictures, Junior’s kicked Ruby in the face and now she has this macky mark on her face like she was dragged up without a care. Lol. Great! Then I found him laid around a bunch of banana peels, watching Mr.Tumble, like a Gangsta. Being a Mum, even though i’m a glammy one, is the single most amazing thing I could ever be. Yes, i’m not a textbook Mum…but they’re always the worst kind, as they forget to love, live and passionately give off light. Kids need energy. YOUR energy.

Away from that, I was talking to Cloughey the other day, (you all know we’ve become really good cerebral friends right now, and i’m glad as it fills up spaces of life with a great connection,) I’ve suggested that he didn’t colour clash, ever wear crocs, and go steady when it comes to adventure.

Y’see, Clough is all on ‘adventure boy’ mode right now, as he fills he’s locked himself away from real life or fun due to a spurt of ‘wanting to hide’ by accident. Now, i’m the QUEEN of adventure and it’s just something that I NATURALLY am. I’m not a boring girl, I’m a fun loving girl, exciting, sensual, carefree…to the point where I’m not afraid to be a plonker if i need to. I’m  actually not afraid of anything, if my heart decides it’s right…I’m dashing off and going for it. I mean, God at 19 i had a suitcase in my hand, got on a plane to Hollywood, on my own and decided to live there. Lol. So you cn’t talk to me about adventure…I know adventure and crave balance…which i now have because i’m an oldie. I’m in a really good place right now.

So yeah, i was telling him that it seems that he always plans adventure, right down to a ‘t’ and talks about adventure, like it’s magical, when adventure is an action…a DO..a skin to the wind, without a full plan, go for it. I know it is. I’m am that naturally. But i’m happy that he’s trying and pushing Iceland onto himself. It makes me smile. We make each other smile. He’s such a wonderful human, i’m so glad to have him tottered around Wunna land. The world is full of good people, or interesting people, so it’s good to collect great them…so you have your own little bunch. The tossers just stick to their own. Leave’em on the curb, we don’t need them…they wear Crocs to parties.

Anyway, yes, i’m feeling more than amazing and like i said, utterly fulfilled and it is that feeling that makes you strong. If you are unhappy and I wasn’t before, but i just wanted more and a change…but if you are in a place that doesn’t fulfil you and doesn’t make you THE BEST VERSION of yourself…then you need to call a cab and get yourself to your next stop…that’s adventure. The DOING.

Oh..and on the love life front. I’m still happy. I’m still single..but i’ve found him. I think i’ve found him…? Well technically he found me…but yeah…I think i’ve found him… *Beams here.*







Lucky lil’ thing


Life is absolutely brilliant right now. I’m working really hard to kinda be the best that i can be in my new chapter and i’m adoring every single second of it! Like I told you, I’m surrounded by great people and feeling utterly and completely, challenged (which I like) and fulfilled. It’s amazing. I’m happy.

Work is great.

Tonight, I kicked off my kitten heels and simply dedicated the evening to the bambinos. We’ve laughed, loved, busted some ‘dance party’ moves, they’ve had a ‘like we’re at the cinema,’ pizza and popcorn tea and i’m treating life to the pleasure of me on a wine! *Shimmie here.*

I’ve had a laugh today and it’s because i’ve worked hard and I feel a my greatest when i’m trying hard to achieve and seeing results. I know I keep telling you this, but i’m BEAMING. I did have to be wired on coffee juice all day, but it worked and my name isn’t ‘Keith.’ (My Starbucks cup had ‘Keith’ written on it today.)

‘Love Island’ John Alberti, who is a funny little blast of joy sent me a message today after I wished him well. We chatted last week and agreed, after laughter and piss taking that we would do ‘hanging.’ He would like a Tuesday coffee. But i’m always working Tuesday’s so he’ll have to get his ‘gentleman’ on and switch americano’s to a weekend. He’s a laugh. He’s a twin. He’s good fun. I feel like he would be great company.

I chatted to Cloughey on my way home from work. When i need to relax, he’s my ‘go to’ human. He’s just amazing at being there, which is a really beautiful quality. I want steak with him because I think he’ll actually enjoy ‘Wunna time’ more than he believes. Lol. He’s a really great fixture in my current life path. Regardless, as to what people may think.  I enjoy that he’s feeling adventurous right now. I’m currently on ‘work mode’ so i’m so focused on that, and letting it merrily consume me,  that i’m not really issuing much time to the giddies. But yes…he’s great. I want steak, boy! He’ll enjoy it.

The property ‘was away in Singapore’ business guy…shot me over a message today. I’m not really discussing any of the messages as such, as i like them being private right now. I know that…but don’t worry, on the boy front, i’m in an adjustment phase, so i’m on ‘pick’em’ mode. But yes, everything’s really friendly with him. It’s daily, normal, happy banter, brief…but twisted with sarcasm, a lot of work in between and fun. I actually sent him a message today, where in which i will judge him on his reply..His reply will roll in tomorrow.

Had minor road rage earlier for no reason. Well, not really, i’m a very patient human, who laughs before she cries. Lol. But I heard this *beep* whilst i was reversing out of a parking spot, I didn’t know who it was, but it was someone that I knew, (Billy) and I apparently called him a ‘stupid prick.’ AHAHAH. He messaged me right after, laughing his head off and apologizing and saved the day by sending me an image of food porn. (His dinner.) I had no clue it was him. Hahaha. But i enjoy my moments of feistiness. It makes girls sexy!

But yes, i have not much time for anything right now, as I have my hands full and i’m happy. Really happy. I’m so productive,, happy and focused right now that the boy department, unless ‘Mr.Right’ walks right on it and sweeps me away without me doing anything or realizing, doesn’t seem to matter? I definitely want to couple up. But not just with anyone…with my perfect love match. I never sell myself short these days and i know what i want. I’m ticking boxes for them, as they approach.

I’m adoring every single minute of tonight because i’ve had such a Mummy night..and the babies and I have literally radiated fun and love throughout our little world. They are the world to me.  But hey! THANK GOD for Lisa. (You know, I love Lisa.) Our children go to school together and well…I was sure I saw that Ruby had a ‘wear want you want’ day tomorrow…Yet I wasn’t sure…because i’m crap at the little themed ‘days’ that they have at school. So basically, before i sent my first born dressed to school like she was obviously my child…(poor thing,) I wanted to make sure it was dandy! Lol. The good thing is that it’s for charity, so no matter what she wears, she’ll be forgiven for it.

I don’t even know what else to tell you? It’s 9.30pm and i haven’t even had my tea yet. I’m just sat here, with no face on, stuffing my face with popcorn and hoping no human tries to ‘facetime’ me. People always want you to send them a picture or facetime you when you’re sat at home in your comfies, with no face on looking rubbish. Lol. I never do it. They can wait. Presentation matters to me, as i’m as vain as they come. Most people know that…and if they don’t then they shouldn’t be face timing me. Lol

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. I’m feeling really confident right now. I’m shooting off this light of excitement and it feels wonderful. I’m rally positive and again, I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. I almost have everything… 🙂






Love, Banter, Boys & Moments


I’ve stopped being maungey now! I had 2 little glasses of wine, chattered to a friend, blogged and slept. I got over myself so to speak and now i’m feeling amazing and back to Team Awesome!

I have a great life, with so many great things going on in it right now. I have everything to be excited about. I’m beaming!

So, anyway…I have a family photoshoot booked for Sunday morning. I’m really excited about it, yet worried as even those the beings in Wunna land are natural posers…Ruby AND Junior together…on shoots…are demons. Lol. They both want the lime light. I don’t know where they get that from? *Wiggle, giggle.* Yet, i could’ve involved their Daddies, as it would make a great giant canvas in my home…but i can’t be arsed really Lol. So, it’s just Me and the babies!

I also need to go see Afsar at ‘Hatfield Dental’ for my botox and teeth whitening. I’ve never had botox before and now I bloody need it! Lol. I can’t wait to rebook in.. I just need to make sure it’s soon, so I can frown and you’ll not even be able to notice! Wahoo!  🙂 Yipppeee!

This guy as chatting to me the other day..but I stalked him on Facebook and realised that the year he was born in scared me. I’m rubbish at maths so I couldn’t actually be bothered to count the years, but it was just a year that i’ve not usually come across…But i’m not ageist. I was just shocked. I’d date younger…provided they were doing well in life, as a human and well were fun loving, yet mature. I know, so complicated!

I’ve kept in touch with the real estate, on a business trip to Singapore guy. He’s great because all we do is ‘check in’ and ‘check out’ of each other’s lives…just to say ‘hi’ or banter. It’s like the Matrix, but nothing like the Matrix. I like him. He’s funny. Plus, he’s always travelling around for work, which makes me interested. I’ve stalked his pics too on Facebook, and it’s unfortunate because he’s out of bounds. Well if my eyes don’t deceive me…It looks like he’s not single. He hasn’t said he is because we don’t chatter like that. But i don’t know…it doesn’t look like he is. But people always ask me if i’m married because i still have my wedding pics on there from yonks ago, when I’m utterly single…(Did i tell you that?  🙂 ) I just haven’t altered my pics because i’m too busy and can’t be bothered to use my free time doing it…when i could be having a cocktail in a can. 🙂

Another guy, that decided to chat to me, i don’t think is real. Im always sketchy about those ones. And then Cloughey, my lovely Cloughey ‘doo daa’ said that he’d do a ‘Sir Duke’s steak with me, in shoes, a shirt, smart and everything. I’d like that!

We both pointed out that it sounded like a date. It sure smelt like one to me. But he assured me that it was simply him wearing a shirt, in the same room as me…HAHAHA. THEN proceeded to forward me a brief, couple seconds long, youtube video of a guy on a dinner date…being very unromantic in a comedic Yorkshire, fashion. Lol. Made me smile. Then I turned dumb and we both couldn’t spell for ages. It made me belly laugh. He’s good like that! Y’see, Cloughey’s good because if i feel like rubbish, he stumbles along and fixes it. If i can’t sleep..he’s a mind wizard and calms my head to rest. He’s so smart. Like the stuff he writes, which is just poetic or story like… is magical. I call it his ‘sexy, love,  talk.’ I could bottle it up…and sell it for millions.

The other day, I was outside the Doubletree hotel in Leeds and it reminded me of Ben because we spent our second date night there in the best suite in the ENTIRE hotel. The moment zoned me in for a second..as i watched people saunter in and out…then i snapped out of it, as one of his mates walked passed me saw me and blanked me…at the right time, (only one of them as the rest see me and chatter) it quickly reminded me of immaturity and how much more mighty I felt. Y’know, the friends you keep are a reflection of your inner being, i’ve surrounded myself around ‘greats’ so every bit of me is proud! 🙂 I mean GOSH, simply leaving my old chapter showed me and everyone who read the blog how lucky I was to have awesome life ‘soldiers.’ 🙂

Life is dandy right now. Baby Junior, bless him, really needs some extra time with me. He even asked for it. So right now, i’m all work and babies, which i love. 🙂 🙂

Anyway, i’m off…but I hope you have a wonderful Thursday! I know I’m going to. You can almost feel the weekend approaching! EEK!


Ooooh Life…..


Well aren’t I the busiest little bee in town…and quite frankly, my dolls…I ADORE IT! For the first time, in a very long time, i actually feel utterly fulfilled (and yeah, i’m a bit grumbly right now because my love life is rubbish, it’s shite…I’ll get to that in a minute lol) but away from that I feel like I have everything now. My world is complete. I’m beaming. I’m loving every single MINUTE of my new chapter…I couldn’t be more happy, or even more lucky, I guess! I’m working hard and absorbing the new, with a gentle determination that is filled with dedication but a smile! I love it! Everything has changed…and it’s amazing. I’m again surrounded by wonderful people, which makes me very lucky.

So yes, completely fulfilled…happy…loving the ‘new.’ I’m radiating this ooze of awesomeness, right now. Lol. I’m staying really focused and yeah I’m feeling really busy because my brain is really busy, but it’s a good busy, and like i said, work wise, i have never felt so great! WHAT AN AMAZING NEW CHAPTER!

Then we go onto my love life, which is rubbish. I’m a single mum of two..which I LOVE. Gosh, my babies are my everything! They’re the funniest little pieces of loin fruit that I could have ever created! They complete me. They’re wonderful! And…i’m a girl…due to a rather colourful past and a few great selfies…a bit of a telly appearance, who has an inbox full of boy options, if i cared to tinker with them. But i’m too old for that…I want love, a champion, a bestie to in the end marry. Someone to be brave enough to sweep me off my feet because i think with guys, i am a great distraction for them…They find me attractive maybe..and love a flirt, or a banter…with me…they are either no interested, cant be bothered or just tell me that i’m ‘out of their league/the most beautiful thing ever…/ talk to me like i’m a Goddess and then give in.’ Lol. Hmm…?

So..yeah, they’ll chat to me, flirt with me, and either can’t be arsed or get defeated..and therefore the result is the same…they do not follow through. OR even worse..go back to being the perfect boyfriend, to their girlfriend. It’s not good when ‘taken’ men use another chick as a distraction. Guys..you should know what you want and be manly enough to make a decision. Right? I always do. Even if it’s the wrong one…I’ll run with it…with my heart on my sleeve. If it’s a bad connection…i’ll just leave it, ignore it…and simply won’t play ball. 😉

But yes, i’m tired of that…I deserve a bit of ‘you’re the girl for me’ right now and i’m happily waiting…doing life, working hard, being mum and enjoying it more than anything. Yet, no guys…whether i’m talking to them or not…is following through on the ‘go for it.’ (Apart from the sailor guy…but i don’t like him in the manner than he wishes. Lol.)

I’m tired of the options not ‘Knighting’ it up and being all brave and committing to life beyond the banter..Like no one is striking when the irons hot, which is the best thing to do with me. Everyone’s trying to have flirt..then daudling away and then popping back into my cyberland a couple weeks later. I’m ‘beautiful,’ I’m’sexy,’ I’m…everything in between that they spend time to tell me..but then what? Nothing….

SO, i’m still sitting pretty and i’m thoroughly enjoying every single moment of my life because i’m so happy and so lucky!

But Jesus Christ boys…Come on now…

(Once i’ve had a wine and slept, i’ll be less feisty! Lol)



Right now, life is great! It’s purrfect! It’s fun! It’s like every bit of my Wunna land jigsaw, is slotting together with a glisten, a gleam and a smooth fix of simplicity.

I’m working hard, i’m air clicking my heels and i’m smiling. People forget to whop out a smile…Life is too short to refuse to enjoy it, or appreciate it for what it has to offer you. Go for it. Love it. Enjoy it.

I also feel that right now…I’m accidentally bringing people together and more than anything (other than being a Mum) it makes me eyes and heart smile.

I mean, gosh…the good thing about my blog, and i say it all the time is simply because it’s real and it’s about life…Yeah..it’s about my life…but if you read back and follow…i’ve shared the best of times and the worst of times with you honestly…and I guess people enjoy it because we all as humans can relate to it. No matter what walk of life you’re strutting, we all feel hert break, fall in love, find new chapters…have fun, feel lonely..become Mothers, Fathers, go through hard times, or glittery moments, feel rich, feel poor, feel mighty or insecure…We all feel the same emotions…because although we’re all on different levels, in this life game…we’re pretty much all cut from the same sheet.

That’s what great!

So, you can be a model in Hollywood, a banker in New York, a school girl in Germany…a Glass maker in Pontefract, a tour guide in Africa, a Mother in Burma…a teenager in Japan…a Policeman after a hard shift in Castleford…a Luxury home real estate agent in Singapore..an IT executive in Dubai…an actor in LA, a soldier in the Army…a guy who’s just stepped off a reality tv show in Australia,  a martathon runner, who invites me to balls, married to a dentist with 2 boys in Private school, a hopeful member of parliament…a teen making extra money in a garden centre… a party girl in Brazil…a single Mum on the roughest estate in town, related to Royalty…or a Burmese glamour puss in Yorkshire..

You can be any of those things…and more…all over the world…but at some point in your day, or week…you have picked up your phone, or gone to your laptop and found yourself reading this blog.

It makes me feel like i’ve connected you all, which has given me a sense of purpose…

Don’t forget to FEEL CONNECTED and enjoy the world, each other and what we have going on with our 100 years on this Earth ball!

I honestly couldn’t be more grateful to you for following my life…

Remember to embrace it…and do it with a wink..


New Steps, Boys & Banter


I had a first day today. It was amazing. I’m shattered because i was forced to exercise my brain continuously in order to absorb. However, it’s the only exercise that I adore. I’m loving every single moment of my new chapter…at the same time as looking back and loving my old…that’s when you know you have almost everything! When life from all angles seems to have fallen into place and is making you smile. Once, I can peek into the future, control it and make it exactly perfect, then I’ll be the champion of the world. Lol. Yet right now, I feel so happy! And I did it in pinstripes.

I’m the luckiest bugger in the world. (On my drive back home, from this amazing day at work, I actually saw Jenna walking home as I was pulling into Ackworth to buy groceries and all i heard was her shouting ‘WUUUNNNA.’ 🙂 It made me beam, as it reminded me that all areas of my life, past, present and oh go on then…future…were butter smeared over with love and support!! (Again, THANK YOU EVERYONE….you do not know how grateful i am for all your love.)

I’ve always been lucky in work…and achievements and ‘doing stuff.’ I’m a happy kid. I’m a kitten. I have great friendships, a really close family, my own family…but i’ve never really been able to sustain love, when it has come to partnering up and doing ‘forever’ with someone. I want the man of my dreams to sweep me off my feet and I know that the right guy will go forth and do so…I’m a happy, single girl..yet when i’m in love, i feel alive! I want that. Plus, I have a lot of love to give…and i actually find life much harder when i’m not giving it.

Chilling and happiness has happened. Time with the babies, work, new chapters, friendships. I’ve had an ‘i’m gonna do Scotch,’ beef, boxing and ‘bring an apron’ banter with Cloughey. We actually get along really well…we check in every day to have a chitter chatter..We openly talk about everything and anything, in our own weird sort of way..but as i told you, our cerebral connection is better than anyone would guess… It’s serious, fun, dark, light, closed and open..I think he’s a marvel…He makes me laugh…He’s so smart, we fascinate one another…I’m learning a lot about him daily…then he runs off to cinema’s with chicks. 🙂

Ooh! I also had a great online chatter with a new Facebook acquaintance, who is fun and interesting. He’s from London, but was in Singapore, in a hotel room at 2am, wondering what to order from room service. Hed did what the thought was right and that was  go on Facebook and ask me….as I am obviously the QUEEN of all room service dilemas. Then (like guys do) deliberately took no notice of my advice and did what hed wanted anyway. Whatever advice he asked of me…he did the exact opposite, every time. It was fun. They got the ‘club sandwich’ out of panic, whilst calling room service. Apparently it was ‘Four Seasons’ divine.

Bottom line, there are is no such thing as room service etiquette…However, I did make sure that I pointed out that no actual being, who was a grown up gentleman, without a 12 year old girlfriend, would order a MILKSHAKE at 2am..to their room. Lol. Hotel social suicide! Then i went to bed. I had a first day to tend to and we’re actually in the same industry…so it’s good that he would understand my first day, ‘who should i do lunch with’ panic.

I just have this great interest in people in general..so I found it wonderful to have a being all the way in Singapore, on business…bored, shattered and chilling in their Four Seasons hotel…banter with me…in Pontefract…over whether the ‘club sandwich’ should be ordered. Life is great like that! I’m luckily that i get to communicate with people. I enjoy it.

Other than that…I’ve chatted to my favourite Alberti Twin. (John.) Now, I can’t tell you anything about that conversation..as he’s off the telly (we both are…that’s what we have in common) and being from a PR background…I get it. We chatter, we have a laugh…he’s great…I want a ‘hang out’ with Alberti…he’s fun! He said he’d ‘coffee’ or cook. Both great! Our sense of humour is similiar…so we can completely take the absolute piss out of each other…and it’s okay. I tell him off, he adds gentlemany bits…(that sounded rude…it’s not remotely rude)..then he dollops it off with ‘Italian Italian’ and we’re smiling!

Life is good right now. I want the man of my dreams..as i have everything else that means something to me. Guys are usually terrified to date me and I never know why? I’m an awesome choice of girlfriend. 🙂 I really am!!! I’m not that terrifying. I’m a lot more normal than they envision. (Ooh forgot to tell you, I saw Ben today, whilst I was at work…and he didn’t see me…he wouldn’t even know that I work there…he simply walked passed, doing life…But love it when you can watch others and they don’t see you….)

But away from that… yes, a bit of true love would be good right now…

Do you hear me Cupid?

Love you long time…







We all went out,Daz & roughage…


Rushed home…drank 3 cans of gin and tonic, whilst i got ready at the speed of light…literally hair pieces flying everywhere, dress choices being thrown across m bed, gin swigs, tan smears, mirror poses, eyeliner thrusts and social media selfie madness occurred. It was MAD! Then i hit *pause* or a second to admire my mirror image and slowly sip my gin and tonic…AND the madness occured again, until Chloe sent me a text, asking if i was ready, ‘Heeeyyy, are you nearly ready?’ Then i called cab…and strutted out of my home to pick up along the way and get to our leaving do drinks!

It only took minutes and we both looked so glam. I wore ‘House of CB,’ she got ‘Chrissie Wunna’ eyelashed in THEO, in the back of a moving taxi! Lol.

I kept poking her in the eye and her lash kept going wonky, so the taxi driver pulled over, by the Brown Cow, just so i could glue eyelashes on her perfectly! HAHAH. What a great guy! I tipped him for it! (I will get my lash site back up and running soon…i just haven’t had time due to everything being new and changey. It’ll be back shortly.)

We arrived at the The Carleton…Jenna, Lorraine and Florence all arrived at the exact same time, like the party Gods had blessed our timing…there were lots of ‘hi’s’…’you look greats’ and drinking excitement and then we all went to the bar, where i was forced to buy a bottle of wine, instead of a glass…and it all went downhill from there…and downhill in a good way…as I still got gifts, Jenna found a table and I was having the best drunken time of leaving ever…

We chatted, we laughed, we abused each other (well just Danielle who wasn’t even there, it wouldn’t be my leaving do, if we didn’t Bully Dan) and then we DRANK…I even bought four pitchers of cocktails because we couldn’t be arsed to stand up and walk to the bar. I don’t know how i got tipsy, but i did…and i turned from fun to super fun…we all did our own thing, but still chatted amongst. Lydia and Chloe went on the pull, as the place was FULL of male candy. Lydia actually stopped me to ask for advice…and think i just told her to look good, ‘green light’ him and then before i finished my sentence she said, ‘AND GO FOR IT GIRL.’ HAHAHAHA. She’s so well trained.


We went to Malones! That we still keep calling ‘The Frog & Moose’ and just got more drunk….I don’t even know what happened…but there was lots of smiles, snapchatting, boy talk, Desperado’s and me making everyone play ‘pass the gin.’ No one liked it because they were weird. Then Chloe decided she was off to meet a boy, Lydia decided she was walking her there to hug the boy and then go home. It was already late and others had work in the morning…and the rest of us…went into town. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

We pretty much sang in Brett’s car all the way there…I sat next to Nat and selfie’d with her, as Amy sis being fun and drunk in the front. Got into town…did drinks…did dancing…did drinks…then as people headed off home, Ben’s friend ‘Wiggy’ found me on some cobbles, kidnapped me and forced me to go to The Blacky with him…(I don’t like ‘The Blacky’ it’s shit. It’s a hell hole. But ‘Wiggy’s’ fun and super lovely to me..so i went anyway..he would’ve thrown me in if i didn’t, I think he man handled me into the joint… forcefully, whlist trying to put his beanie on my weave.

Then as all my work friends disappeared…or I disappeared…there I was, in a completely different world of folk…People I knew or knew of…but whoa did the tone of the evening change. It was less bubbly and more grey and real. Lol. I was the glitter in that place…and as soon as i walked in, BOOM, Daz (who’s been messaging me quite a lot, because he fancies his chances with ‘the glamour puss’) found me and became my accidental, but great company for the evening.

The thing about Daz is that he’s actually a really great guy. Yet he plays it to me, like he’s not. We’ve actually accidentally become quite good friends because I saw through his ‘ willy silliness’…and well…even though i don’t like him in the way that he wishes me too because he has too much going on emotionally right now and i don’t do one night stands, as i’m far too old and grumpy for them Lol…I actually think that he’s awesome. He makes me laugh…He can tell me anything, he’s really honest, he’s actually quick witty and like I said, really different to Cloughey, as Daz is a ‘damsel in distress’ and all heart broken…so he’s a new good friend! I can help him!! 🙂 He actually found me in The Blacky and we chatted for hours, in person…by accident. We’d talk and talk and then he’d ask me to go home with him..HAHAHA. Then he’d forget and talk and talk…and then remember…and try again. It was funny. AND we were weirdly really popular because we were sat on our own and people kept coming up to him to chat (I didn’t know who they exactly were…but they said ‘Hi Chrissie’ so I must have??’) I wasn’t in the mood for thinking. But yes…lots of people…as Daz put it…’sniffing around me.’

So we’re having fun, just sat down really and chatting…but about everything. Lots of people were out…but we were just on our own nattering away..then out of nowhere Karl (as in ‘Ward’, you won’t know what i’m talking about, if you’re not from Pontefract, I don’t even really know him well..just of him…) anyway, he saunters up…asks me if i’m talking to Cloughey, and I give him the old ‘Chrissie Wunna…yeah, yeah spiel.’ When I don’t know someone well…I just do this weird giddy, showbizzy ‘Wunna spiel.’ I tell him that Cloughey’s a great and been lovely to me and straight away, with a scowl, under his baseball cap, and a look that tells me that I shouldn’t be bothered with such an idiot, he bangs out with a ‘i’ve known Cloughey for years, he’s flipping cheated on every single girlfriend he’s ever had. You don’t know him. He’s a dick.’ Then rambles on for a bit about how much of a bastard he is, before he rambles off to ‘Biggies’…as i’m sat with Daz. Lol.

Now, Cloughey and i aren’t together, we’re not sexing each other up on lonely Tuesday evenings or dating……we’ve just chatted lots…and because we tell each other a great deal, we’ve become close..we’ve built a good rapport..so I actually hold him in my highest regard. I adore him. To me, he’s an amazing guy and we’re so well connected. So, Daz and I were laughing at the fact that Karl would find it upon himself to saunter over, with is ‘swiggedy’ and ‘Biggies’ crew at the ready, just to make sure that i knew Cloughey was a cunt..Hahaa…and specifically with chicks….It was bizarre and douchey, because they’re close, they’ve known each other for ‘donkies.’ But boys are boys…and often they’re like chicks and do dickheady things to each other for…well I don’t know what his reason was? I just thought that they had fallen out. I mean, it’s not like I talk to Karl or even really know him, so it is so weird that he’d be a bastard about me chatting to Clough. Lol. Even Daz laughed and said ‘did he just do that to have something to say to you, or because he just gets off on shit like that to make friends?’

We then just got on with the night…(But I told Cloughey…who text Karl..who just didn’t reply…He didn’t ‘recall it.’ I don’t like disloyalty or douches. Infact, Clough and I have chatted more because of it. I even tried to prank call Clough, but couldn’t because I firstly told him that I was calling back, so he knew…and then spoke immediately as soon as he answered the phone.Lol) Bottom line..don’t be a dickhead…everyone will think you are a dickhead, because of your dickheadary. Don’t make rubbish up for kicks…it makes people not like you…The concept isn’t that wacky.

Anyway, long story short, Daz and I were still sat down, lots of people sauntering up to us, we’re now having a blast, he’s making fun of himself, we’re making fun of each other…and he basically he stated whilst laughing, that I was ‘the worst one night stand ever’ because I kept saying ‘no’ and that I ‘i’m not putting out Daz,’ But he found it funny. I was laughing…but i wasn’t going to…and i didn’t. Lol. HAHAHA.

We both came to the executive decision that I was ‘shit at being a slag’ (my persona is nothing like the real deal…i’m all traditional and want to find the man of dreams…settle down and do forever) and that he was ‘shite at being a player’ because all he wants is to do find true love….with his ex. HAHA. We pissed ourselves laughing.

Daz: ‘This isn’t going to plan?’

Me: ‘Daz, you need to pull yourself together! You’re a mess. No one’s gonna date you, like this. Lol. I couldn’t date you, look at you…you’re pretending to be a player, whilst pining for your ex girlfriend, and crying with a toy meerkat in your arms, because you want to give it to her! You need to sort it out or move forward!!’ HAHAHAHA

Then he nearly cried…showed me how romantic he was by nature…and He IS! I feel really bad for him and i want him to be okay. I think he’s this awesome guy, he’s not my ‘forever guy’ but he’s got his AWESOME personality…that beams through him. He’s funny. I’ve found a really great friend. But yes, he’s is NOT in the right place to date anyone right now.

‘God! Chrissie! I’m sat here with a model and all you’re doing is giving me therapy and deciding if i gay or not?’ HAHAHAH.

We laughed so much. He’s so honest…I like him. Good fun!

Then I got home..and all the old chapter and leaving do bonanza was over…Life turned new.. It was Sunday…the day before i started the next chapter…and i forgot to buy SHOES!